>approx 1% chance of hitting the right number
>implying anyone would even try
It doesn't have to be just us meeting up I'll buy some pleasuremax condoms and make you feel like you just sniffed a full vial of cocaine and then some;) how about it? I'll even get some lube to make it fit easier unless your loose already.
I've had this urge since we met, for me to dress like the little school girl that I am, and have you inside me. I'm into pegging sweetheart, and I want to be your bitch.
Rolling for this OP. Wish me luck, I know this will get you laid.
Hey, I wanna slide my throbbing cock into your sweet, sweet vagina
Looks like their last correspondance was may 29 guys. That's a long fuckin time. we have to keep that in mind in what we suggest. How about this:
"it's been a while since we've' talked. i know. you're not too enthused about it, but I don't give a fuck. You're going to give me that asshole and I'm going to stuff it with my huge cock, whether you like it or not. then i'm going to shoot all my hot cum inside your ass so that millions of little sperm babies swim pointlessly in you for a week. Yes there will be that much cum. I love you."
really guise? look at the date on the phone and then kill yourselves for all being trolled by the summer. top kek you gigantic faggots.
>all the digits of pi
its irrational you sperglord it has an infinite number of digits.
that's like asking someone to solve the goldbach conjecture.
you really are a stupid nigger who can't do math.
>mfw this stupid nigger who can't do math calls others stupid niggers who can't do math