hahaha dude thats awesome. the world needs more people that play by their own rules. that mother fucker is straight out of a monty python sketch
I have plenty more, but if nobody is lurking I'll just let the thread die
No Fats McGee?
My last posts will be the story of doradus, broken up into 7 parts
going make some food, be back in a few minutes
reading all the tl;dr
need to stick to the short ones like that one. fuckin amazing
My short ones are usually ones that make someone laugh
I save the long ones because I get engrossed in the story, and a lot of my longer ones are sad. Those are coming up in the future, I'll look to see which short ones I have
now I'm going to be right back
REDDIT BAIT BULLSHIT
LURK MOAR OR GET THE FUCK OUT
>yfw you realize that it wasn't a deer
That's a good one, made me laugh for 20 minutes straight
I think that's all the laughing ones I have that I feel like posting, now we're going into wincest, sad, badass, then doradus, then I'm probably out
posted one wincest on the first one, wasn't thinking
dont think this is wincest, but whatever
damn that was a good one
Don't have many greentext, but a fair amount of random threads. Intredested?
I haven't been posting becaus eI'm catching up on what I missed, but by all means, have another!
the fucking captcha keeps disappearing every time I try and type it
speaking of skin, I do have this one creepy story, might like it, might not
After this, dumping Doradus
Alright, I'm done (willingly)
It's up to you guys now, I don't want to max the thread out on my own, because I want to save some new ones (you can probably guess by now I love these threads)
I'll bump with some spares every 2 minutes if nobody else dumps
>be me second time ever having sex
>convince girl to go in doggy position
>i'm behind her, fucking her awkwardly
>think to myself "should i slap her ass"
>i think it would be a good idea
>i slap her ass
>oh god no
>i actually slapped each cheek one after another
>sort of like playing the bongos
>i had to pull out due to shame
>be me with same girl drinking in some park somewhere
>decide its time to go have some fun
>go into some random bush somewhere
>she demands i pull my cock out
>im not even hard yet
>try and change the subject, saying she looks preety blah blah
>boner not achieved
>she demands once more
>i say now
>my cock was as floppy as wet seaweed
>my shame when i try to convince her to have sex with me after the whole "floppy mcdick" escepade
>describe to her in the most awkward way possible what im gonna do to her
>"im going to bend you over and fuck your pussy"
I remember that thread.
It was glorious.
does anyone have that cringy rp story with the guy named eldago or something? that was a satisfying story
Are you talking about this one?
There are three parts... please wait
I don't have any mother fantasies of my own, but I think if I found out my mom were into dragon dildos (or better yet beastiality), that'd probably change.
as someone who also is fucking scared of hornets/wasps this is a completely normal reaction. A wasp once landed on me when i was sitting on a fallen over tree trunk, talking with some friends, i proceed to spin around, jump off the tree trunk (about 6 feet in the air) do a forwards flip/somersault as i land and run off screaming.
I screwed up my shoulder pretty bad and got a gash down my arm, but got away from the fucking wasp. Fuck wasps.
Ha! I remember this one.
Allow me to retort.
thread-saving bump again
I just wish there was some stuff posted in these threads that I have never seen before.
Oh well, some anons will enjoy it
if you're the same guy that requested 8beers mcgee, you are very, very lazy
The story you liked is definitely made up, that's nothing like the effects of LSD, or any psychedelic.
Now deliriants however, are fucking scary, and will make you do crazy shit like that
Aight, I'm out for the night, thread is at image limit.