Soup /b/. If you`ve ever wanted a woman to say something to you, now is the time. I will be doing vocaroo requests for the next hour, and I`ll try to get to as many as I can,
Or, place your hand over your heart. And say in a loud, clear voice.
WE, THE PEOPLE
Please state clearly, "Maybe I... zuck ya dick."
If you use this, I hope you post it to /b/
"Daddy please stop it hurts (start sobbing) , NOOOOOOOOO ouch daddy what are you doing (more sobbing)"
Can you try to do these with less emotion in your voice? So you sound more like Daria.
Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a person's sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what corruption they're taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive but their own enjoyment - just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity! - an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self-exultation, only on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire. It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in body, and accept their real ego as their standard of value. They will always be attracted to the person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the person whose surrender permits them to experience - or to fake - a sense of self-esteem .. Love is our response to our highest values - and can be nothing else.
Not until Christmas sadly. It'll be used for (filthy) dubstep and'll be part of a EP called ?. (or characterized 3 / III)
Just pay attention to https://soundcloud.com/theinfamy
say: there would have been a time for such a word.
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
in a sexy baby voice "i need fweminism because the racial impurity in this world is caused by under empowered women with low self esteem. heil hitler, kill aaallllllll the niggers *excited giggle*"
OP, I have a request, and out of being pathetic
say, "You broke up because she wouldn't give you the time of day, glad that you were not around, and would spend a lot of 'alone time' with her male 'just friends'. Don't look back."
Question. The music fag's back. So far, no other girl's actually remotely brave enough to say sentences for me to use them in music.
Is it okay if I contact you over skype for this if necessary?
I am the worst actress.
How does I french?
faggot stop trying to get her skype. Just ask for shit here.
today op wasnt a faggot
you should state your opinion about feminism
>Nice try (organisations)
I just gave you the fucking link to my soundcloud where my real name, Roy Goos, is stated. Lmfao.
I've got a girlfriend. (Even she's not down for it.)
Any services OP could provide besides voice, I'd rather get from my girlfriend.
No one cares if you have a girlfriend faggot go kill yourself.
And one more for me please.
Say all this, laughing or not, don't care, finish it in one go.
Asuna continued to scream as she continued to vigorously shake her head while her body shook. Although I briefly wondered if it hurt, I was no longer able to stop my hips from moving as my penis continued to plunge into Asuna's deepest parts with a wet slapping noise.
"Ha... Ah... Ah—!!"
Eventually my penis pushed all the way into the root of Asuna's vagina. While she was the woman whom I knew the best and loved the most, the crazy thought that I was deep inside Aincrad's top idol at this moment was spinning around my mind, making me go crazy.
I somehow managed to calm my breathing as I put my mouth close to Asuna's ear and said,
"It's all inside... Does it hurt...?"
"N, no... So...hot... I-I'm going to melt...!"
Asuna answered me in a thin, high voice as she shook her head.
"Kirito...so much of you...inside me...ah...ah..."
I also felt like melting from the incredible heat that I was experiencing. My penis which was tightly gripped by Asuna was continuously sending heat waves up my back that exploded into fireworks in my head.
"Ah...ah, ah, ah, ah!!"
I was aware of Asuna's moans becoming higher and higher as I was immobilized, struggling against the sensations that threatened to overwhelm me. As if in anticipation, her slit also continued to tightly massage me with it's convulsions.
The most popular script on Vocaroo:
I have spent the past 72 hours indoors on the internet. I usually don’t spend this long on the internet, but I just found this new site called 4chan. There is a board called b and I got kind of addicted to it. The time passed so quickly. People say b changes you after you spend a bit of time there, but they’re just crazy. I’m still the same person I am. Anyway, going to do some grocery shopping now
Ow the sunlight hurts my eyes. This warm sensation on my skin feels kind of weird too. I’m just walking to the grocery store now. Hey what’s that? It appears to be an underage kid all by himself. Normally I would not think anything of it, but for some reason I now have this desire to talk to him.
Hey kid, come with me. You don’t know me but you can trust me. Look, I have candy in my pocket, see? Yeah you like candy don’t you? It tastes nice doesn’t it? I have more if you come with me. Do you like puupies? I have some puppies you can play with and some more candy you can eat if you follow me. That;s it, just follow me into this dark alley.
Well the puppies look like they aren’t here but you like dogs don’t you? I have this dog mask I want you to put on. And I also have these rabbit ears I want you to wear. That’s it. Now hop around like a rabbit and bark like a dog for me. Yeah that’s it. Good boy. Here’s another piece of candy. Meet me again here tomorrow and I’ll give you more candy. You have to dress up as a horse tomorrow though ok? Bye kid.
I have to remember to get the milk. I always forget the milk. See, I still remember things. 4chan hasn’t changed me at all. Those people must be crazy when they say 4chan changes you. They must be idiots.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VGw806cz5B Tenth and final attempt.
Will pay attention to.
There is no way in hell your girlfriend is as hot as mine.
100% guaranteed both of you are fat no lifes. "I make music" what a fucking tool lol.
"Hello, this is your lovely anonette speaking and I just want to remind to all of sp that who doesn't believe that Liverpool will win it all and I'll just say wait and watch Liverpool win the league title, FA Cup and Champions League. Have a nice day and suck it."
"Liverpool Football Club is the best club in the world and they will win the league title, with Steven Gerrard scoring a screamer in the 90th minute on the last match of the season. So Manchester United, Manchester City, Arsenal and Chelsea, prepare for your anuses and ayy lmao.
Whichever one you want or even both if you want. Also, I just want to thank you from your good voice recordings from the previous thread like a day or two ago. I never got to post since I was late but it was still a good thread with good results.
You rock, OP.
>Oh Dan... fuck me harder!
Please read this poem in as solemn a fashion as you can.
"Hear me, O Death, whose empire unconfin'd
extends to mortal tribes of ev'ry kind.
On thee, the portion of our time depends,
whose absence lengthens life, whose presence ends."
>We met playing ragnarok online
>I lured him back to my apartment, I mean he was such a good priest
What the fuck? I am better at Ragnarok and Fucking you, guaranteed. You belong in Vegas with good dick and good gamers.
kelly, shut the fuck up. so tired of your shit all the time. and stop using condoms, i fuckin hate those things and i know u do too. besides, u know how much i love to walk around class with your cum in me.
(in a soft voice with a long "A" and "ai". Imagine a doll from a horror movie or something) "Abigail". Then silence for 5-10 secs followed by (in a whisper) "I'm always watching"
my name is chips handon, i always like to lork at 4chan and i also like mudflips as you do, DASU DASU LOL. I like also having sex with underage children (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /random/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%; in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Austrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what i mean LOL), ROW ROW THE BOAT, PLEAST DON'T MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT
Please don't watch me cum while I spray pee out of my ass!!
Good priests are hard to come by.
you sound like piper from oitnb
make love to me
"I love licking your big chocolate sausage and I want you to put your shit in a blender for me with ice and make a milkshake for me to drink."
Please OP, this means a lot to me
>inb4 underage b&
>inb4 trying too hard
Fuck off I get humor from this
You're welcome, and I love you both.
It's funny as fuck when you try to say it out loud.
Seriously don't look back if she's bad for you.
I am the worst at languages.
niggerfaggots being niggerfaggots
Dude, you're breaking all of the rules for /b/. Give me an email, and I'll contact you if you really want me to say shit for your music.
I'll describe what I'd do in a blow job
I'd first go slowly, almost testing the waters with my fingers before putting my tongue on the underside near the base, and lick all the way to the tip with one long but slow motion
Then i'd circle the head with the tip of my tongue before sucking on just the tip, teasing
I'd slowly take in an inch or two, steadily working my tongue back and forth along the underside
I'd then begin to bob my head, taking in as much as possible
Every once in a while, i;d come back up, linking the entire surface of it before returning it to my mouth, for as long as it would take to have you cum
And that's how I'd give a blow job
dude I have a PhD in faggotry and you're a now-certified queer
Anyone in this thread say this and you will make me very moist
I fell for your bait, you monster.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
You okay, dude?
I LIKE THIS
"get down on your knees and lick my dirty pussy clean, now...that's it, stick your tongue in it...that's it, lick all that sweet pussy juice, you like how I taste don't you, I'm going to squirt in your mouth and you're going to drink it all"