My Mom is gonna be home in an hour. It's her birthday and I have no fucking clue what to get her. I feel like a shit son but I'm just so bad at getting gifts. What do?
post more pictures so we know what kinda girl she is
otherwise we won't be able to tell what kind of present she'll like
that way we can help you with presents for both and you won't have to make another thread at the last minute later on
While it always feels nice to get a parent a gift, they're not always necessary. A mother knowing that she has a loving son will make her feel good. If anything, you could write her a note, thanking her for all she's done for you and just let her know that you care about her.
Most parents don't really care too much about gift anyhow
Pretty chill and was in the punk scene for a while back
tie a ribbon around your penis and present it to her
Just write a card. She seems like a chill lady. Just be short but still sweet like:
>"Oh I got no money but I love you hur dur"
>"To my favorite mom stay rocking"
But in all seriousness, we gona need more pictures. Your mom is fucking MILF material
Best gifts are edible or drinkable. They seem more sincere (even if they are easier) and allow for more instant gratification that everyone craves these days. Get her a good wine or scotch. Or fancy candy.