>remove one letter from a video game title
>you must smear someone's anus in lube with your mouth
>Call of Duty: hosts
>you must host a COD LAN server of 100k+ people and deal with all the network issues
>the game features several extremely badass tadpoles who have yet to metamorphose into toads
>you must save the remnants of mankind with only a sock
>Dead pace 2
>you're a fat old man who must imminently reactivate his pacemaker or die
>You must watch as professor Oak shags your mom while you mash the A button.
>every word you enter produces a scrotum no matter what, and Maxwell can do nothing with them besides wear them on his chin
>you navigate the posh lifestyle of an aristocracy in space, now with 50% more space
>Must be high while playing
You are an orange mammal trying to find some ointment to cure your burning, itchy skin but no matter how many crates you open, no ointment can be found... only more fruit
>You play as a retard named Don who's slowly starving and needs to find food
>Hey Bleed Pixels
>You play as a street announcer and you need to convince people they don't bleed blood, but in fact pixels.
>Si, You Are Being Hunted
>Exactly like Sir, You Are Being Hunted but set in Mexico
>Kirby's Ai Ride
>ai meaning love in Japanese, you must play as Kirby and hook up with as many Waddle Dees as you can within the allotted time
Left 4 DEA
>coke deal gone bad
>DEA zombies pursue you across the country as you search for a cure
>the plot is fucking retarded like every zombie themed game
>is actually illuminati
>protected by tinfoil hat, you slay the new world order with trusty crowbar
>you are gordon freeman
>Tar Wars Battlefront
this tar is now weaponised
An agent order of lisping men fighting off the tourrettes-ridden 'Tmplars'
A Button makes your character say 'Gen 1 was the best'. None of the other buttons do anything.
>You play as the mayor of a small town. Your goal is to build up the town under the constant threat of zombies and over-dramatic main characters.
Rollercoaster T Coon.
T and his gang of niggers are terrorizing your park again. Only the promise of social welfare cuts can stop them.
>be David Caruso as a child and attempt to keep him from ever having an acting career
>Super Mario Galay
>you and Peach must dance through a gala as many times as possible until one of you dies of overexertion
You have been given the task of cleaning aperture laboratories porta-potties.
There is a real mess in there after all that cake.
Red Dad Redemption
Your dad gets sunburned at the shore and when the family gets back, the neighbor kids make fun of him and call him tomato. You must convince the neighbor kids that your dad is cool
>Awesome game where you get to experience the life of Pane windows
>The Daily life of PC man has just turned to worse after the attack of Apple people
>You must be silently ill, otherwise... bad things happen to those you love the most
"Si, you are being hunted"
my sides are in orbit
>You play as Master Chief on his journey to kill HAL 9000, but is only 3 now.
The Elders Rolls : Online
Your new job at the old peoples home has you clean out the gunk from this elderly gentleman's rolls of fat. What you don't know is that this is being broadcast to business men all over japan.
Get in there nice and deep.
>A ex Kidd
>You must masturbate the cunny of the daughter of the neighbors before they return of the church
>Embark on a broscience adventure with Blizzard's 9 favorite heroes and do some toning and spot reduction
>Meal Gear Solid
>you must ingest as many machinery cogs as you can before dying of mercury poisoning
Fallout Ew Vegas
get grossed out by ghoul hookers, chem addicts and Mr Fisto
>all female beat-em-up
S M City 3000
Watch in awe as a city of 3000 people is transformed into an S&M Dungeon.
The 'iamweak' cheat won't help you here
All Of Duty
do all of your household chores and tasks at once
>run away from Jagex's hyperupdated abomination as quickly as you possibly can
Your grandma is a tourist. She doesn't like driving.
>you play as a tumblr feminist
>walk the streets beggins for attention
>fill attention meter
>intense panic attack
>write blog post
>eat half your body weight in donuts and junk food
>you play as an incontinent pilot; all buttons shit pants
Ratchet and Clan
Ratchet breaks off from adventuring for a while to preserve the sanctity of the white race.
>you must live life as a successful pimp/hitman and maintain your reputation while being forced to wear a dog cone, comically oversized sunglasses, a tutu, a giant purple strapon, a pegleg, and one Croc
Ark Souls: a Jewish roleplaying game where you play as Noah and his family collecting all of the good and clean animals (none of those dinosaurs you filthy heathen) while waiting for God's flood.
Visceral real time fighting with the local goyim heathens.
State of the art immersive story telling (just a story, mind)
Wii remote controls for hyper realistic circumcision stages.
And much more!
Only 250 shekels!
You go to staples and try to get a stack of loose leaf on credit.
>you roleplay a lying Producer not working on a game that is never made
Le End Of Zelda
>You play as 9gager Ganon, who desires to put an end to the pot-smashing leprechaun named Zelda
>The story of a man who must come to terms with a midlife crisis while in a post apocalyptic world.
>You beat up and discriminate handicapped people. The gameplay is crap because none of the cripples prove to be any challenge for your healthy, able body.
>Last boss is a healthy transcrippled crazy SWJ who actually proves to be a challenge until you realise xe is defeated by finding all xer triggers hinted throughout the story of the game and then using them on xer until xe dies from a severe panic attack
>you must stop all these damn Hispanic kids from flooding the US by shooting them in the face with progressively larger guns
Pokemon: Old Version.
You spend an agonising eternity lying on the ground, waiting to be brought coffee, bitterly obstructing the pavement. How your back aches. Following this, you attempt to show aspiring trainers how to catch Pokemon, and fail. Things just aren't like they used to be, are they?
Zelda: Ocarina of Tim
Some guy named Tim plays an ocarina while your mom jacks him off. You have to watch from behind while throwing your boomerang around her to hit his dong. When you hit his dick wobbles back and forth. When Tim cums on your moms face you win
alone in the ark
>a game taking place after noah has failed in his mission to save all living things and now is drifting towards madness alone in his ark
this requires an appropriate picture but i'm sure someone else could do it better than me
Ultra Treet Fighter IV
Beat the shit out of your little brother for his ice cream cone. Every year or so, little brother is rebalanced to be a little less of a bitch, but in the end it doesn't make much of a difference.
= Olden Eye
You play as a horny teenager who seems to have quite an eye for older men
>you're secretly a turk and have to hide this fact from your family
>you're playing an ant in a terrarium
>you're a young boy that dies while selling lemonade
Half-Life 2: Lost Coat
>Dr. Kleiner lost his lab coat in a church
>you must skate around an ice rink killing people
>as an illegal immigrant you must drive a Jeep with a mounted minigun through the US and kill as many Republicans as you can
As a retired ex-military that was once held captive in a POW camp you awaken in a retirement home with vague memories of who you are and how you got there. You must work your way room to room as your memory flashes back in waves trying to make it out of the home. The nurses, trying to subdue you, are your enemy and must be eliminated. Many of your fellow elderly want to die with dignity, but it's your choice. Free your people, or end their misery.
The Sim, there is no one else but you in a town. you try to make light of it with shenanigans, but eventually cry yourself to sleep to the thought that no one will ever love you because there is no one but you
> Angman Style
You play as Aang from Avatar the Last Water Bender to get an Angus grilled cheese sandwhich from Starbucks so you could save the last remaining digimon: Pikachu
Super Sash Bros Melee
You and your brother are tied for first place in a gay male's beauty pageant. You must yank that bitch's weave and vogue up in hurr to claim your rightful place as #1.
> Discover the galaxy to find what kind of effect an ass has on you
>Clash of LANs
Mediocrity-filled game, in which the only 2 people to ever use Local Area Network for gaming have a game together.
RPG game, in which you are Jaquon, an entrepreneurial person of colour, setting up a sweet shop in downtown Detroit. The twist: he's constantly high. Dodge and weave to avoid being caught by the cops for being mad blazed.
Detiny - You're a tiny man on a detox, you're in rehab and currently going cold turkey from your addictions.
Ark Siders - you're attached so the side of Noah's ark, you're tasked with getting inside and slaying all his animals
Cryss 2- You're a tumblrgirl fag, you constantly are exposed to pictures that make you react by saying "Crys" miss spelling the word and adding numerous 's' on the end. Like Crysssssssss
No mans sky
N mans sky - You're called N and you own the business sky, you sell shitty internet to people and over price your television services for shitty channels
Red dead redemption
Ed dead redemption - You're a man called Ed, you found out you have cancer and only have 4 months to live, you're hell bent on getting redemption for your dead wife who was stabbed to death...with a pizza slice.
idk I can't think of anymore good ones