My best friend is going off to college? What should I say? /b/ decides
I will send her all posts ending in 3.
I've always wanted to tell you how much I lusted after you all these years, but I lacked the audacity to say it. Well Taylor, today is the day I profess my pure, unadulterated love for you. Please come over now. This is much more I wish to share with you : )
For so long, I have lusted after that glorious orifice on your face. Not a single night goes by that I do not violently masturbate to the thought of inserting my penis into that hole of wonder. Before you leave, I would request one thing of you. Please, let me ram your left nostril with my throbbing member, and fill it with the gooey, sticky manifestation of my eternal love.
>(951) 454- 3505
>inb4 white nights, op.
I mean it. I know I haven't expressed my feelings properly all this years, but it's all true. I've always wanted to open myself to you, but I was scared. You leaving was the final little push that made me see how ridiculous I was for all this time, I love you and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.
Alright now post ending is 13 will get the final reply
Honestly though, real talk. I'm going to miss you when you are gone. I have trouble being serious about this but I would love a chance to show you what has been going through my mind all this time. Meet me tonight and let me show you.
Yeah. A bit. But honestly, we've known each other for so long, we're great friends, both find each other attractive, I think we could just have some relieving sex before you leave. Call me, or send pics in the mean time if you feel like some fun now.
I am honoured that my desired nasal odyssey has been noticed
Now, follow it up with "It is true. Such has been my longing for your nasal love tunnel that I have undergone rigorous training to perform not just autofellatio, but to explore the darkest depths of my own nasal cavity with my own trusty, lusty bellend, in the hopes of attaining even the tiniest sliver of what your very own sacred nasal channel would be like."
I'm not drunk. I am 100% serious. I masturbate to you sometimes and it's just going to happen more if you go away without hooking up with me. Oh, and can [insert OPs best friends name here] come too?
OP is now not only NOT gonna get laid, but is likely on friend's shit list. Kek
fake. it's all fake. here's the fb that pops up on that phone number.
Guise, guise, be nice. Kks?