The hunt is on ... for real.
It's no joke.
Duane "Dog" Chapman is hot on the trail of Jon Koppenhaver, a.k.a. "War Machine," who is wanted by law enforcement in Las Vegas, Nevada, after an alleged early-morning sadistic rampage that put his ex-girlfriend, Christy Mack, in the hospital with a host of horrific injuries.http://www.mmamania.com/2014/8/12/5996759/exlusive-dog-bounty-hunter-claims-hes-close-to-war-machine-arrest
Dog can't go to Mexico. War macine is 4 hours from Mexico. Dog screams "IMMA GONNA GIT U".
Understood , /b/ made war machine beat himself, but anyone who could figure out how to breathe would go to Mexico.
y DOUG ELFMAN
LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL
Dog the Bounty Hunter, TV fugitive-finder Duane Chapman, says on Twitter he will find real-life alleged villain War Machine.
On Monday, Dog barked on the Twitter that War Machine had 24 hours to turn himself in, or else Mr. Dog would find him out and turn him over to Vegas authorities.
Around lunch time Tuesday (Vegas time), Dog wrote on Twitter:
“War Machine YOU HAVE 6 HOURS LEFT !!SEE YOU SOON !!”
this guy was great. screams at and physically abuses criminals, throws them into a car, then offers water and cigarettes to them and starts to cry like a baby telling his life story. loved it.
He only did that because he is a jesus freak who tried converting them or getting them into religion I guess he figured it might save them or help them out in life.
Go with Christ
>UHHHUH GEDDEM DAWG
@WarMachine170 your now In my World your a FUGITIVE & I Am a BOUNTY HUNTER !! YOU NEED TO FEEL SHAME !! Be a MAN SURRENDER TO AUTHORITIES
— Duane Dog Chapman (@DogBountyHunter) August 12, 2014
WarMachines boyfriend @AlphaMaleSeeJay is throwing a tantrum on twitter. He is prime for another "toughguy" gets beat up by the internet situation.
Just like a fuckin mexican....has to use a knife.
“My leg is so badly injured I have not been able to walk on my own. I also attained several lesions from a knife he got from my kitchen. He pushed the knife into me in some areas such as my hand, ear and head. He also sawed much of my hair off with this dull knife.”
war machines brother claims he wants to fuck baby lisa......oh shit!! this is getting good.
Asked Leland Chapman to meet up in San Diego and he blocked me after dm'ing me first hahahaha pic.twitter.com/talfFkmKwv
I literally read it as hell instead of he'll a few times and was confused for a bit.
>the importance of knowing apostrophes in contracted words and or not being a lazy fuck to reach a key on your keyboard
Dog cannot pursue him into Mexico. He has been arrested for this once.
Dog more or less represents America.
Acts tough but isnt tough
lives in a dream land were he thinks hes boba fett
whatever happens between them just pls let it be recorded on camera
His producers make him do that to look good on tv.
I was Chapman's arresting officer back in the day and let me tell you something about him.
He' an actor and a great big fucking joke.
Also, I'm half of the mass Leeland is and he broke his index finger trying to pucnh me in the abs.
They are losers and actors with bowflexes and delusions of grandeur.
>implying Dog would be stupid enough to illegally enter Mexico
>implying Mexico won't have Dog detained the moment he tries to cross the border.
You cannot be seriously thinking that Dawg the Boonty Cunter is a real ass person.
>mfw not even reading thread
>sage grows in every field
Nobody in America watches this except old people and retarded children and teens.
Basically, nobody like I said.
Also, the entire show is staged and they even plant the fugitives to make good tv.
ALPHAMALESHIT ?@AlphaMaleSeeJay 23m
@danielleeexxox even dogs son wouldnt say shit to me and blocked me. Didnt wanna end up like pic.twitter.com/GOtY318VaT
Anyone want to take bets on what will happen? I bet $200 Dog doesn't catch him.
So here’s the deal..Former UFC fighter Jon Koppenhaver, who legally changed his name to War Machine a few years ago attended a party last night for Porn Star Brooke Haven. Her Birthday party was being held at Ultimate Porn Studios in Van Nuys California..The craziness started when War Machine smacked up his porn star girlfriend Alanah Rae..He then dragged her outside where several people followed him, trying to stop him from hurting his girlfriend..He then laid out at least 8 people at the party..It was pretty much a massacre..Details are trickling in..The Police are still currently looking for him.. Remember, the guy is a MMA fighter turned Porn star. He has given up his seven-year MMA career to have sex for money…His porn dvd is yet to be released.
Damn this is the best comment. I'm only one comment in on this thread.
MMA's War Machine Busts Up Bar, Spits On Cops
Take a heavily tattooed MMA-fighter-cum-porn-actor, who legally changed his name to "War Machine," and it's a surprise we're reporting on his bar brawl instead of reporting on when he doesn't start one.
Mr. Machine broke into the public consciousness on Spike's The Ultimate Fighter, back in 2007 when his name was still Jon Koppenhaver. His undistinguished record led to a brief flirtation with porn, which ended when he (establishing character alert) started fighting everyone at an industry party.
I hope that degenerate inbred piece of white trash gets shot in the face.
Nothing would make me happier than to see this faggot bleed to death, or maybe War Machine can beat him into a bloody flesh bag of broken bones.
"Dog" Chapman, what a fucking joke. Only people he goes after are semi retarded niggers.
Former UFC fighter and current porn star Jon Koppenhaver, whose name has been legally changed to War Machine due to a trademark dispute, has now officially surpassed Junie Browning as the most notorious fighter in MMA. On March 13, 2010, War Machine posted an eBay listing for a "28 year old pro athlete piece of liver or kidney" with a starting bid of $50,000, and customer-friendly free shipping! While he didn't actually specify if the organs for sale were his, or perhaps from some other 28-year-old athlete stored in his freezer, it would seem offering any organs for sale, even if they're your own, is likely not legal in the United States. This eBay listing (which surely won't last long) could be the cause of yet another War Machine mugshot.
Wow, a /b/tard who can read and comprehend.
Its the end of the world for sure.
>Why would anyone be afraid of this obese tub of shit?
nobody's afraid of dog becuase he's over 60 years old. his crew is full of fucking massive samoan dudes who know how to fight though
Well just wanted to be clear about things. Since this subhuman who calls himself War Machine decided to beat upon the face of a girl, he has then become quite like a full retarded nigger and not just a semi-retarded one.
Well I'll take that as your professional opinion as a retarded nigger, because if you're implying that whether right or wrong the beating of a woman is by default ALWAYS wrong, well thats some kind of retarded nigger thinking right there, nigger.
Well yes then I guess I am. Since there isn't any situation at all on the planet where some MMA trained fighter needs to repeatedly beat on any girl's face.
So you can think the way you want and I can think the way I want. Do some women deserve to get hit? yes. Do some men deserve to get hit? yes. Does anyone (outside extreme criminals and terrorist types) deserve to get a beat down like this girl received? no
There's like a million of them, pick one:
Didn't have dinner ready when I got home.
Didn't feed the dog
Smiled at the mailman.
Didn't listen (AGAIN!).
Didn't act enthused enough on anal night.
Made a face when I said I'd fuck her sister bowlegged.
Didn't listen, GODDAMN IT!
you fucking retard, you think Im going to watch your video for your response?
You limpwristed faggots who kowtow to every vagina as if any degenerate worm encrusted whore is to be equated to your own mothewrs, simply by virtue of having the same genetalia, are worthless and weak. You don't deserve to stand in the SHADOWS of actual men, much less classify yourselves as one.
This dumb whore want a man. A tough, hardened man or reckless abandon and of little brains. He didn't club her over the head and drag him off to his cave, SHE PICKED HIM and if a single one of you have even a middle school understanding of psyco0logy you know she picked him because she subconsciously wanted an ass beating.
Why? Well being a porn star isn't exactly the path to great self esteem. Despite how these dumb cunts might act.
I honestly doubt she deserved it, but I do not doubt on some level she got exactly what she wanted.
Take a fucking psychology class, FAGGOTS.
>mfw War Machine beats the shit out of Dog
Finally a chance to post my cache of dog the bounty hunter pics!
Anyone have the pic where "commentators" talk about Christys and War Machines fight.
"Christy had her youth and agility, but that wasn't enough. Machine really went all out with his combo"
House Negro Al Sharpton calls for boycott of porn star Christy Mack, says "the hoe deserved it". Trayvon Martin's Family Attorney: Benjamin Crump will represent War Machine.
this one is better.
hahaha love it cant wait to watch you troll him and tease him about his dead bro!! hahaha
Christy Mack vs. War Machine
when is someone going to make this streetfighter with their faces on it?
>This is America, you're not going to get away with stuff like this, not while I'm living and breathing. No, you're not. And if you're going to do this. we're going to come and get you. This guy knew when he pulled this that Dog was coming after him ... I'm telling ya.'
>This guy knew when he pulled this that Dog was coming after him ... I'm telling ya.'
The ego on this guy...
he's a troll dumbasses, a good one though
I was laughing from the very beginning of them being all high and might that they were seeing each other. It was obvious these douches were gonna end up like this...
Pornstar + guy known for fighting = what we see today, ladies and gentlemen.
Toppest of keks was had this day.
Goofy, yet revealing as The Dogs reality shit is....he is a real bounty hunter, licensed and REAL....disregarding the TV shows (the new one is on CMT now) he has performed real duties that do NOT appear on TV....well known and respected
I will admit this is GREAT advertising for his show and a good marketing tactic, but much like he caught the Revlon guy in Mx (not part of the show), he is real in what he does
I love it when kids who do not have knowledge and are too stupid to read once in awhile spout off stupid shit....like cheering this abuser
This isnt a reality show, this is a true criminal who beats up women, a real cretin who beats on females and is simply a jealous little boy ala Chris Brown
When people like you post stupid shit its simply a reminder to the rest of us how we are separated by intelligence, class and the real world
This whole scenario will pan out on TV/News, etc
why do i feel like this is some sort of telivishon show made by fate for the people of 4chan who made this happen
there are many bounty hunters and cops out there but it HAS to be dog,
next thing ya know sylvester stallone will be tagging along
>Layed out 8 pple
I honestly don't know how, maybe i'ts because all my friends lift IRL and it just wouldn't fucking happen, sometimes I forget the average man in america can only lift 125lbs and is 5'8. Seriously though, pick up a blunt object, fucking whack him with it.
You do realize, behind the scenes Dog has protection right? On top of having 6'6 fucking bodyguards and shit, who will just eat 5'10 warmachine alive, they also pack heat in case things get oo out of hand.
I thought tko by endless hits to the face was better...
you fucking stupid, He's mentally unstable, hes a roided mma fighter who has a long history of violence, he's not alpha because that impiles social dominance, beta means submissive, which he is not.
>tl;dr, human beings don't subscribe to the social dynamics of wolf packs faggot
Machine has been out of control for a long fucking time. He will either kill himself, or hopefully the cops will gun his stupid ass down. Just spend a little time on his twitter feed. His is a nut case.
War Machine @WarMachine170 · Aug 7
Fucking nasty fucking mood. Too many motherfuckers that I would have killed for have proved unworthy.
This was removed from his wiki page 2 days ago. Very strange, maybe it's his brother, manager or himself trying to save what's left of his public image.
Cokehead vs Warmachine?
toppest of keks will be had
We should hunt Fag Machine down before dog does, and tip him off every time dog makes a lead.
Fuck this social justice circle jerk.
The slut will heal in time, and will continue to release anal pounding scenes for the pleasure of the world.
So why the fuck are we siding with her, she's a fucking pornstar, come on /b/
because its hillarious watching an already deranged man slowly become more unstable.
i mean, look at thethread your in, we have an old bounty hunter reality tv star hunting down a man whose legal name is fucking war machine.
i get the whole "derp, why are we being moral fags" speil, but you seem to have made the mistake of thinking that /b/ is... well, anything but random.
was a bit worse than a regular beat down. Lots of broken bones in her face/head/eye or w/e it is.
She'll be back in porn when she gets patched up, all that sympathy will boost her profile higher than ever, so she'll be back gargling cum in no time
>Shooting a Fish in the fucking boat
Reading the attached article, I think fag boy machine will kill himself. He cannot handle another jail sentence.
"I had a lot of bad things happen while I was in jail," he told Helwani. "My wife got deported to Hungary while I was in there; I couldn't say bye. My grandma died. My grandma lived 10 minutes away, I couldn't say bye. So I had a lot of crappy things going on. It was depressing. I never came to terms with the fact that I was back in jail. That's hard to believe maybe, but it doesn't feel real in there. You don't even realize how much time really passed until you get out and realize, 'Man, I was really in there for a year. All these things really did happen. My grandma's really dead. I'm really alone again.' I don't know. It's a trip man. It's really like a time warp."
Well I chuckled. I hope his face falls next time his wife gets her tits out as he can't get the mental image of suckling pigs out of his head.
I thought you were allowed to beat the shit out of people when you catch um cheating on you? Isn't that why adultery was always frowned upon?
But yeah kids, don't date porn stars if you're the jealous type.
Yeah that was actually the first JRE episode I listened to. Have a job where I listen to podcasts all night for the last half year. Now I'm wondering what joe will say when I catch up or if he won't really comment much on it. I kinda grew to feel bad for war machine.
Sonny Westbrook is a member of Dogs security team.
Use your words not your implications.
They broke up and he was kinda stalking her? is that what you're saying? So it's a jealous ex that beat up a whore?
Aren't there still wars going on?