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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like emo. You: hi Stranger: Hi, this is Dan You: But I am Dan You: ayyy lmao Stranger: /b/? You: Rules 1 and 2 faggot Stranger: kek Stranger: saved Stranger: fag You: back to work Stranger: yup Stranger has disconnected.
>>562344249 are you a computer Hi No good I am a guy Not a computer I'm Dan Why do u ask? I am jimmy Nice to meet ya Dan is watching Dan is waiting Watching wat? For wat? Dan is happy Good for ya Dan is hurting Why? Who dares to hurt ya make hurting stop Mmm pizza cake? Does that feel better cock in waffle iron No man just no
blue waffle? That is disgusting but tasty U serious Damn like cod Well good night sir yT?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: Hi, this is Dan Stranger: I'M ASTRIS/ALEX GENDERFLUID You: i am dragonkin You: would u like to rolepplay Stranger: YES, PLZ SEND ME A STARTER TO MY INBOX HERE MILLIARDO.TUMBL.COM Stranger: TUMBLR* You: no You: lets roleplay You: here You: :) Stranger: BUT I ONLY RP ON MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT You: i take out my dragon cock You: and stroke it You: on ur face Stranger: NOOOO I DUN WANNA, YOU'RE SIC FUCK\ You: i shove my gigantic dragon cock in ur mouth You: you choke and beg for me to let you go You: you die You: and i fuck your dead corpse You: i love a nice cold body to fuck Stranger: I SHOVE MY BONE UP YOUR ASS, AND YOU VOMIT ACID You: no thats not how it works you cunt
>You: Hi, This is Dad >Stranger: f? >Stranger: what?? >You: Get off the internet. >You: I need a word with you. >Stranger: what?? >Stranger: f?f? >You: No, son. This is Dad. >You: Get off the internet THIS MINUTE and >come downstairs. >Stranger: fuck u cunt bucket!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like feminism. Stranger: Hi, this is Dan. You: Hi, this is Dan Stranger: GOD DAMNIT You: GODDAMMIT Stranger: WTF You: STOP COPYING ME Stranger: YOU STOP COPYING ME You: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON Stranger: WHO AM I Stranger: WHO ARE YOU You: YOU ARE DAN You: I AM DAN Stranger: AAAAAH You: DAN IS LOVE You: DAN IS LIFE Stranger: <3 You: <3 Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Well, so there are you
Stranger: hi im dan
You: hello Dan, I'm Jessica
Stranger: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have
You: man, you can't do that just like that
You: you must first start a conversation fagget
You: go back to work anon
Stranger: i know, i was too eager to use it
You: remain calm
You: let Dan be with you
You: and it will all be fine
Stranger: those inspirational words of yours make me feel dandy
You: Hi, I'm Dan. Stranger: hi dan, i'm dan You: That's Dantastic. Stranger: you know my fave disney movie? Dantasia You: Dantasia 2000 was better. Stranger: well, i've got to Dand it to you, you have a point Stranger: how about fave mountain range? Stranger: (mount-Dan range? O.o )
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: Ayo im dan Stranger: hi Stranger: im emily You: And what do you do in life emily ? Stranger: Im a female activist Stranger: yourself?: You: WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH You: well i'm not agaisnt the idea Stranger: *I take off my disguise, and shove my 20 inch cock into your ass and through your mouth, before you suffocate on my large cock i whisper in your ear* Stranger: I am dan Stranger: We are Dan Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: Hey You: hey there Stranger: I'm ryan You: Stanley Stranger: I like your name so much You: Stanley Yelnad Sy for short You: thanks Stranger: i'm looking for tumblr friends You: I can try and help you You: what seems to be the trouble? Stranger: well i'm looking for internet friend because i literally have anxiety You: me too Stranger: so, tumblr is my escape You: i have a rare hyper form of it Stranger: i'm gay and people bully me because of that Stranger: and i'm a goody You: its called Danxiety where all i want to do is suck dicks and be a huge faggot I think you may have it too
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: hi You: Hello You: whats ur name Stranger: wow Stranger: so forward Stranger: call me shark Stranger: idk hahahahhaha You: yeah something strange is going on here You: Okay I guess You: I'm Dan Stranger: i just talked to you You: yeah, why'd you disconnect? Stranger: i didn't Stranger: you did.. You: Dan is love. Dan is life. Stranger: so then i disconnected You: Dan is peace, freedom is Dan, Dan is strength You: Dan is the Man You: You can tell everybody You: go ahead and tell everybody You: I am Dan, I am Dan, I am Dan You: Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am Stranger: lmao Stranger: you are trying to brainwash me lmaoo You: Its a song Stranger: ik You: asl? Stranger: nah Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi, this is Dan Stranger: Hey, this is Alexandra You: but you can call me dan Stranger: ahw okay, and u can call me alex You: Can I call you alexDANdra? It's better when I'm inside you. Stranger: ahw, this is so sweat, yes u can!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: Hi Im Dan Stranger: Hi Dan xD Stranger: I'm Sky. Stranger: my url is re-punk-zle.tumblr.com Stranger: I follow back! You: What did you say to me you little shit Stranger: um um um You: you think you can just dan your way into my life You: dan Stranger: omg Stranger: is this.. Stranger: Danisnotonfire You: Yeah Stranger: nooooo You: Hi Stranger: omfg Stranger: it can't be lol You: It is >:) You: I guess you already follow me Stranger: Follow my blog, show me its really you. I'd die 0_0 You: I can't Stranger: why? You: I broke my fingers Stranger: oh okay Stranger: thats really weird but okay Stranger: are you typing with your toes then? You: Yeah, its quite tricky, but i'm making it work! You: I cant work my trackpad with them just yet though Stranger: oh. well your toes are still talented You: Thank you Stranger: youre welcome You: I have to go say Hi to other people now You: tell your friends you spoke to me Stranger: Dude I'm not kidding Stranger: are you seriously Dan You: they will maybe believe you You: Yes You: ! Stranger: who do you live with then? (; You: a bunch of fat niggers leeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll You: you belived You: for a second Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like emo. You: hi Stranger: hey You: would you have a moment to talk about dan, our accepted mesiah? Stranger: who? You: Dan! You: Our lord! Stranger: whos dan? You: Our savior!? You: The mightiest of the seven great gods! You: How could you not know? Stranger: because i am an atheist???? You: Well, dan accepts all! You: Do you have any questions about dan? Stranger: no? You: So you're ready to accept Dan into your life then? You: WELCOME DAN INTO YOUR FLACCID, SAGGY RECTUM HEATHEN! Stranger: your insane! Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: tumblr You: I'm Dan. And you? Stranger: i'm phil Stranger: no i'm lana You: Dan is love Dan is life You: Dan > 42 Stranger: phil is love too, phil is life too You: NEVER! Stranger: what? You: IMPOSSIBRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Stranger: whyyyyyy? You: Because Dan is love Dan is life Stranger: their both You: NO Stranger: why not' You: Only Dan is the true savior! Stranger: ewhy? You: Because! Stranger: you don't like phil? You: Nuf said Stranger: p r i c k
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: hey You: Hey wyd Stranger: I'm at work. Stranger: I am betting you are a dude. You: What do you do You: No, why you want to talk to a guy? Stranger: no, it's not that. you just type or sound like one. You: Well you see I have a male body but I am female You: My name is Dan, might get that changed once my surgery is over Stranger: are you fucking with me? You: What? No, it's true my mind is strictly female Stranger: oh.. okay. You: You think I should keep my name? You: Dan is a pretty cool name You: Dan is Love You: Dan is Life Stranger: maybe Daniela. You: My family says I shouldn't change my sex but I hate being seen as male when I am female You: I just want to go outside and scream I AM DAN. I wish people understood You: You know what i mean? You: I AM DAN You: I AM DAN You: I AM DAN You: I AM DAN You: are you against trans people? Stranger: of course not. You: Im relieved to hear that Stranger: haha why? You: Lots of people act weird towards me You: u m/f/or t Stranger: f. You: wow where are u from Stranger: fl. You: cool my sister lives there. Her name is Daniella thats why I don't want to change my name Stranger: what do you look like? I wanna see your face You: Dan is Love You: I AM DAN Stranger: I mean like what's your tumblr? You: I don't have any good pictures of me, they all are from when I was male and thats not who i am now You: dan.tumblr.com Stranger: it doesn't matter. female or male. it's the same. you're still the same amazing person you are. You: wow thank you <3 You: that makes me feel Dandy that you said that You: Dantastic You: Whats your name Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: Hi, this is dan Stranger: Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sh*t? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sh*t but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fu*k..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fu*king believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS! Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: Hey You: The Game Stranger: . ?????????????? ??????????????? ????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????????????? ????????????? ???????????? ????????????? ????????????? YOU HAVE ????????????? BEEN ????????????? SPOOKED BY ??????????????? ??????????????? THE ???????????????? SPOOKY ???????????????? ????????????????? ??????????????????SKELETON You: ayy Stranger: lmao You: top Stranger: kek You: gr8 Stranger: b8 Stranger: m8 You: lel Stranger: later fag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like feminism, and Tumblr. You: hi, this is dan Stranger: Hello Stranger: How old are you Dan ? Stranger: :) You: 12 and what is this? Stranger: Do you want to see a feminist naked Dan ? You: no thanks You: you are all landwhales Stranger: ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR SMALLFAT PRIVILEGE, YOU INTERSEXUAL-DISCRIMINATING, WHITE-OVERPRIVILEGED MOUTHBREATHER Stranger: DROP DEAD, YOU HETERO-PRIVILEGED PEDOPHILE Stranger: FUCK YOU, YOU MISOGYNISTIC DEMIROMANTIC-MISGENDERING, CISGENDER-PRIVILEGED BINARIST Stranger: DROP DEAD, YOU PRINCEX-KINKSHAMING, MALE-PRIVILEGED BIGOT Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like feminism. Stranger: hello You: hey there Stranger: down with the patriarchy >:) You: #legalizerape2014 Stranger: wow fuck off Stranger: why would you even Stranger: put feminism Stranger: as your interest You: no, but its fun! Stranger: no Stranger: its not You: think about it for a second Stranger: you are probably just some loser white male who wants to take his anger out on girls because you feel like we owe you something Stranger: so you think its funny Stranger: to make rape jokes Stranger: i hope you get raped one day Stranger: so you can feel what its like You: lol happened last week Stranger: to have something taken away from you that you cant get back Stranger: men cant get raped idiot You: it was very liberating You: I am not a guy Stranger: fuck off You: why are you so angry? Stranger: well then you are a really brainwashed girl You: I used to be like you until last week, I just want to spread the good news Stranger: fuck off You: Dan is love, Dan is life. Stranger: ayy lmao You: kek Stranger has disconnected.
You: HI! Stranger: Hi Stranger: M or f You: f Stranger: M here age? You: 18 Stranger: I am 17 from ohio(: You: What do you do? :) Stranger: Play sports ha hbu?(: You: Fuck ;) Stranger: That's hot You: Wanna hear a secret? Stranger: Yes You: Hmm, I don't know if you're ready... Stranger: Why? You: It might.. turn you on a little ;) Stranger: Lets hear it ((; You: Alright, if you say soo.. You: My name is Dan Stranger: Oh (; You: ayy lmao Stranger: Hey (: You: Fuck you nigger cunt Stranger: Bye if your not going to talk to me You: kkk Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: Hi You: ?????????????? ??????????????? ????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????????????? ????????????? ???????????? ????????????? ????????????? YOU HAVE ????????????? BEEN ????????????? SPOOKED BY ??????????????? ??????????????? THE ???????????????? SPOOKY ???????????????? ????????????????? ??????????????????SKELETON Stranger: Lol xD You: you're supposed to be spooked You: not laugh Stranger: Thats a cute skeloten You: his name is dan Stranger: ...... You: what? Stranger: http://psycho--vibes.tumblr.com/ You: i might follow You: but only if you accept dan as your lord and savior Stranger: Um no You: why not You: dan is love You: dan is life Stranger: Bc TUMBLR You: you can worship dan and still like tumblr Stranger: I could also do crystal meth... You: you could You: but i don't think that's relevant Stranger: It isnt relevant to worship dan either. :) You: it always is You: we are all dan You: dan is all of us You: dan is love You: dan is life You: dan loves you Stranger: I hate dan You: dan wants to dan you Stranger: I hate dan Stranger has disconnected.
>>562360663 Cause I'm not a degenerate who'd go on omegle and spam HI IM DAN just to get disconnects in response. Happen to talk to a lot of those though, always roast them, and they never rack up the ballsack to post it here.
Omegle app for iPhone and iPad Select Language ? 34,000+ online now You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. You: Hi, I'm 14 please don't hang up I wanna talk Stranger: Hey You: whats your name Stranger: Liv, you? You: Dan Stranger: cute.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: hi You: You're dan arent u Stranger: no i am not You: oh okay Stranger: i see you have been hit by the dan plague as well You: Lmao yeah Stranger: its terrifying and hilarious at once You: non stop its like wtf lol You: what do you like to do? Stranger: i like to surf Stranger: the internet Stranger: I'm sorry i saw the chance and i took it Stranger: i apologize You: I like to DANce You: Dan is love You: Dan is Life Stranger: no Stranger: i can't take it Stranger has disconnected.
>>562344249 >go on omelge >add little girls >pose as 14 year old >post super hot picture and claim its you >get pedo's email and phone number >wait for him to mail diq and face photo >use his email to search on facebook >use phone number to search his address >Post his PI now you can either Pose as a federal agent or blackmail him >watch reaction >??? >huge profit
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: holler You: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
PUT YOUR HANDS UP, AND GET ON THE GROUND! Stranger: uhh okay sir You: MOVE IT! Stranger: *gets on knees* Stranger: NO You: ALRIGHT! DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE! Stranger: *shifts to left* You: I SAID DON'T FUCKING MOVE! You: *shots fired* Stranger: *dead* You: OH SHIT! Stranger: *rises frum dead* You: *anxious breathing* Stranger: *given u da spookies* You: WHAT THE HELL? You: AHHHH Stranger: gunna haunt u bro You: GET THAT SKELETON AWAY FROM MEEEEEE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like feminism. Stranger: Hi You: Hi, this is War Machine Stranger: Hi dildo You: suck me Stranger: What's for dinner? You: christy mack Stranger: Your moms pussy pasta? You: that was yesterday Stranger: Stranger is a fag Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. You: hey Stranger: Hello there! You: What's your name? Stranger: Sara. And you? You: Dan :) Stranger: Nice to meet you Dan. :D You: How old are you? Stranger: 17. And you? You: Same Stranger: Where are you from? You: Danville, JR Stranger: Australia here. :) Stranger: Ask me anything. :) I'm an open book. :D You: Are your legs open too? Stranger: Hahaha. One leg is on the desk so i guess so! You: Let's get down to the point. You, me, a candlelit dinner and a strapon Stranger: ... Why a strapon? You: It makes me feel better about my small dick :( Stranger: Aw. :( Stranger: thats okay! How big can it get when youre... you know. You: 9 inches,, Stranger: -.- Stranger: yeah youre right. Wayyy too small. :P You: Glad you agree. Stranger: Want to check out my tumblr? You: Sure :) Stranger: Dan.tumblr.com
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like feminism. You: Hi, this is Dan Stranger: Oh Hi again Dan You: ayy lmao Stranger: Are ya going to spam nasty stuff again? You: yes Stranger: I don't understand why ya do that Dan You: Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run. See how they run. They all ran after the farmer's wife, Who cut off their tails with a carving knife, Did you ever see such a sight in your life, As three blind mice? You: Three Blinde Mice, Three Blinde Mice, Dame Iulian, Dame Iulian, the Miller and his merry olde Wife, she scrapte her tripe licke thou the knife Stranger: I don't find animal cruelty amusing Dan You: "Whipping Tom" was the nickname given to two sexual attackers in London and the nearby village of Hackney. Both would attack women walking alone and beat them on the buttocks. You: wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 wangus 420 Stranger: Well maybe one day you'll stop Dan You: 024 sugnaw 024 sugnaw 024 sugnaw 024 sugnaw 024 Stranger: since ya don't have anything meaningful to say Dan You: lick my tender anus Stranger: I'm going to disconnect ya now You: tender You: tender You: tender You: tender Stranger: Bye Dan Stranger has disconnected.
What the Dan did you just daning Dan about dan, you little dan? I’ll have you know I danuated top of my dan in the Navy Dans, and I’dan been involved in danerous secret Dans on Al-Dan, and I dan over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in dan wardan and I’m the top dan in the entire US daned dans. You dan nothing to me but just danother dan. I will dan you the dan out with precision the likes of dan has never been dan before on this dan, mark my daning dans. You dan you can dan away with daning that dan to dan over the dannet? Think again, dan. As we speak I am contacting my secret danwork of dan across the DDD and your DAN is being daned right dan so you better prepare for the dan, dangot. The dan that wipes out the danthetic little thing you call dan. You’re fucking dan, dan. I can be dan, danytime, and dan can dan you in over dan hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare dans. Not only am I extensively trained in undaned dan, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Dan Dan and I will dan it to its full dan to dan your miserable dan off the dan of the dantinent, you little nad. If only dan could have dan what unholy retribution your little “clever” dan was about to bring down upon dan, maybe dan would have held your fucking dan. But dan couldn’t, dan didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you dandamn dan. I will dan dan all over dan and dan will dan in dan. You’re fucking dan, dan.
You: Dan is Love You: Dan is Life Stranger: Who the fuck is dannit You: I am Dan Stranger: Dan likes rape Stranger: That's new You: If it isn't illegal then there is no problem with it You: imagine a country where rape is accepted by both parties You: then it is no longer rape You: We stand to eradicate rape Stranger: Are you fucking KIDDING me Stranger: I swear i will kill all of you You: It makes perfect sense You: Join us to get rid of "rape" once and for all You: It's all about Love, and Dan You: And Dan is love Stranger: Why is tumblr doing this to me You: It's the most logical way to get rid of rape You: why accepting it You: Like we did with the niggers You: accept the niggers and the problem will fix itself, accept rape, and Dan You: and your dreams come true Stranger: I just Wants to Meet tumblr People and than THIS
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like feminism. You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: what's your name? You: Linda Stranger: nice to meet you, linda :) You: whats ur name You: ? Stranger: Fernando Stranger: where are u from, Linda? You: im from pennsacola fl, u? Stranger: i'm from spain! hahaha You: wow cool! Stranger: thx :) Stranger: never been to florida Stranger: how old are you? You: im 36 You: haha florida is very nice You: how old are you? Stranger: wow Stranger: i'm only 20 hahaha You: yikes! Stranger: ;P You: what do you do for fun? Stranger: lots of things hahaha Stranger: party, cinema, music, hanging out with friends Stranger: and you? You: i like to DANce Stranger: yeah Stranger: specially if OP IS A FAGGOT You: gg Stranger: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA You have disconnected.
ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. Stranger: Ay You: lmao Stranger: Wow Stranger: Hello You: Hi,this is Dan Stranger: Oh COOL Stranger: That's AWESOME Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: whats up? You: gossh darn it i love tumblr Stranger: SAAAME You: being with my fellow deerkin You: really gets me goign Stranger: deerkin You: yes Stranger: what You: my kin You: we are deers trapped in human bodies You: we identify as deers rather than humans Stranger: i feel you You: i feel myself too Stranger: isnt the plural of deer deer Stranger: do you feel yourself You: yes You: my hoofs are throbbing Stranger: omg You: whats the matter Stranger: nuthin You: good You: i felt sort of oppressed for a moment Stranger: nah man id never not accept you You: so ya feel me Stranger: ya i feel you You: thats sweet You: wanna roleplay Stranger: so r u Stranger: iM GOOD You: *running around in the woods, eating moss from a nearby stone* Stranger: OKAY You: i take it youre not a otherkin You: an Stranger: nah im good Stranger: have fun bein a deer Stranger: with your kin Stranger: ur a cool deer You: thanks Stranger: feel special Stranger: there are some asshole deer out there You: my deer name is Dan Stranger: youre not one of them Stranger: NO Stranger has disconnected.
You: Hi, this is Dan Stranger: Hi Stranger: Hey dan how are you? You: I am Dan Stranger: How's it going? You: Never not on it leanin so hard you're ashamed You can't dismiss this sickness huffs your brain Exhale your will and forget I ever knew you Fuck do you do Fuck a man wit hips for hulu Rack a snitch chalk and cue you Corner pocket consume you Too many hoes in my Too many hoes in my muthafuckin meal Askin if I know how a muthafucka feels How a muthafucka feels Slit them choke flip them boat Dead bitch float swollen corpse No remorse navigated off course Of course I can make you scream but if you ask for more Bullshit matador grab the floor whip it cracked to all fours You whimper while I check my phone Who's next assassin roam Music drifts I have no home Choose this life you're on your own Stranger: Okay Stranger: Its funny how you say Stranger: Youre dan You: Dan Stranger: Because i doubt it You: Yeah! I'm Dan! Stranger: No You: Dan
You: Hi Stranger: Hi You: what's your fav band? Stranger: White chapel lolol Stranger: Wbu? You: Steely Dan You: Dan is love You: Dan is life You: Dan is one with all Stranger: Does Dan cum? You: Dan only cums with fit women his age Stranger: What about 17 115lb asain girl? You: lol nope
>KEKD SO FUCKING HARD You: Hi,name's Dan Stranger: Hellow :3 Stranger: Geez.... You just keep popping up, don't you? Stranger: Is this some sort of joke? You: Yes it is actually Stranger: How do you do it? You: >>562344249 You: check'em Stranger: I mena. This is really starting to annoy me. How do you keep finding me? Stranger: Oh, that 4chan page.... Stranger: Don't really like those guys Stranger: They trigger me a lot You: Does this Dan thing annoy you? Stranger: Yeah. Why is it you keep finding me? You: I'm not the only Dan. There are hundreds of Dans Stranger: First I got angry. Now I'm sort of just helpless Stranger: Oh, so there's more of you? You: We are legion Stranger: Why do you do this? You: gotta go fast You have disconnected.
You: Hi Stranger: hi You: This is dan Stranger: this is also dan Stranger: aye lmao You: Nice to meet you dan Stranger: u2 dan Stranger: dan the man You: You seem like a real stand up guy dan Stranger: y thanks dan, you seem like a class act Stranger: I am gonna offer you a job at my factory Stranger: all you have to do is roll the crepes off the assembly line Stranger: and shove them up ur but :) You: That seems fair, dan Stranger: alrighty you can start monday Stranger: don't be l8 Stranger: bye now
You: hi friend Stranger: SUP NIGGA ITS DAN You: OMG Stranger: HOW U DOING TODAY You: ARE OU A HACKER Stranger: OMG Stranger: omg You: STOP Stranger: OMG THE DAN You: EVERYONE IS YOU Stranger: i am You: HOW DO YOU DO IT? Stranger: u want to know the truth You: y Stranger: its quite simple Stranger: im not hacking shit You: u r dan You: ? Stranger: there is a bunch of people logging in naming themselves Dan You: kekekekek Stranger: it started from 4chan prank Stranger: just go call yourself Dan and u can join You: you sicken me Stranger: just say Hi it's DAn You: /b/ Stranger: im not a B fag Stranger: i hate b actually Stranger: i just did it for lols You: goodby pls
Stranger: Hi You: hello Stranger: kik? Stranger: Paytonmaria13 You: i am looking for a friend of mine. You: have you seen him You: his name is Dan. You: he should be on omegle right now Stranger: yes! Ive talked to a dan! You: have you ? Stranger: yeah You: is he allright i heard he was being held hostage by a group of people You: i think they call themself annonimouse Stranger: Ohh...he didnt soeak of that Stranger: speak You: i bet they are a bunch of neckbeards who wear fedora's You: and pray to shrek every night. You: do you pray to shrek? Stranger: no You: Do you have a moment to talk about or savior and great ogrelord Shrek ? Stranger: yah You: let me tell you a story Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Tumblr. You: Hello ? Stranger: Hi You: Hi You: Love Tumblr Stranger: I'm Sandra You: Hi Sandra You: Really nice to meet you Stranger: U 2 :) You: Where are you from ? Stranger: In from New Jersey You: Cool, never been there You: I'm in Scotland Stranger: My boyfriend just broke up with me You: Awww You: That sucks You: How you feeling ? Stranger: He was called Dan Stranger has disconnected.
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