Alright help a /b/rother out, I know at least one of you sadistic fucks out there knows this.
I've got a 12 gauge and 2 types of ammo. 1 oz slugs and 1 oz birdshot "xtralite".
I want out of this absurd shitshow, so my question is if I want to take myself out of the equation, which ammo should I use?
I've heard half you tards go aim it 45 degrees up and another half say aim the barrel horizontal in your mouth which should hit the brain-stem so which is it?
00 buck (or higher)
1 oz slug
either will work fine.
just dont use birdshot.
use pic related if you just want to lose your face.
You dumb nigger, birdshot pellets don't have the weight to penetrate things reliably, if you have a slug, use it. So fucking stupid, it's amazing you don't die just from not knowing how to breathe.
If you absolutely MUST pussy out like a little bitch, then go buckshot, under the chin, angled back a little, pointing directly into your brain. If you go straight up, you will just blow your face off and be in horrible agony. If you DON'T want to be a little bitch, then load the birdshot, take a good long hike in the woods to clear your head, and shoot a few birds and squirrels to let off some steam.
Don't be dumb. Shoot your temple. no matter what you use it will kill you nicely
buckshot or slug. With birdshot you might just end up a vegetable.
aim for the back of your head, not the front when putting the barrel in your mouth.
good luck I'll see you on the other side
if you really were desperate you wouldn't ask this shit.
so this means that you don't really want to kill yourself, you're just depressed.
there is alot to live for, but i keep saying that to all the peeps on here that want to commit suicide.
but if you really want to do it, go with the slug.
if you shoot yourself point blank with a shotgun, it really does not matter what kind of ammo you use. Some of the lightest would easily kill you. I think you're underestimating the power of a shotgun, just putting it in your mouth will remove any chance that you live.
A gun isn't a good way to kill yourself, there's a good chance you can fuck it up and end up a retard or a dude without a face.
You're be better off buying some opium, heroin or morphine and ODing. No pain, no panic, you just pass out and don't wake up and as an added bonus probably won't be interpreted as a suicide and if you have life insurance they'll have to pay.
PS: birdshot sure as fuck isn't the way to go. It will probably blow both your eyes out and half your face off; but most of it won't get through the skull.
PPS: Don't kill yourself drama queen. Suicide is for pussies.
no. You have to see what receiver it is. Most take 2 3/4 and 3. Not the 3 1/2.
But I guess he only needs one shot, so the feed issue is not an issue, he could just load it through the ejection bay.
Totally didn't mention the joke in the original post. Enjoy the autism anon.
OP look, if you are contemplating suicide then call the suicide preventation hotline.
Not really true, people lose chunks of their brains and still live.
If it were me, I'd wanna make damn sure I don't wake up all frankenstein'd in some hospital, unable to move for 30 more years...
Based on common sense alone, I'd aim for the centre of my brain regardless of angle.
I'd say a suicide bag is an easier option. Just get some helium or nitrous, a bag and zipcord. Those two gasses will take away the sensation of suffocation, and you will die painlessly.
I bought a .357 magnum ruger andI I have one bullet sitting on my dresser that I'm going to use to kill myself, I look at it every morning when I wake up, I pick it up, look at it, polish it to make it shiney and sometimes I talk to it. sometimes put it in the chamber and put the barrel to my head just to see what it feels like. When I'm feeling extra depressed I cock the hammer back and see how much pressure I can put on the trigger without it going off and a voice in my head keeps saying just do it you fucking coward, I cry a little bit and I put my bullet back on the dresser and say not today little fella, we're gonna try again tomorrow
There are shotgun survivors. Its very unlikely (if i remember right, about 1%) but possible to survive a direct hit to the head. Although you probably will end up in hospital bed for the rest of your miserable life.
I got caught shoplifting when I was 17. I had an illegal firearm, and ended up going to jail. I was a young skinny white boy, and well yeah. I was raped multiple times. That was the gayest experience I would ever have, but then I read your post.
I knew you would reply with something like that.
I simply suggested he may use a mag shell if his gun could use them. We dont know if his will be able to use them. It may or may not. Take it as you will.
Now, go rub some oil on your barrel.
Since you are about to die why not go all out before you an hero? Go up to your boss punch him straight in the face and call him an asshole, hit on that cute chick that you never have the courage to talk to, tell people you don't like to go fuck themselves. After all take a bunch of acid and dxm have a mini rave at your place and shoot yourself as you look at the sunrise.
yo OP, another idea. Take a shitload of something that will increase your blood pressure, take your 00 buckshot and shoot yourself in your heart. I'd imagine that would be fairly certain. if you hit your heart you're dead either way.
added bonus, you can always OD before you blast yourself too, just for reassurance that you will definately die.
For christ sakes.
If you post you're going to off yourself in /b/, you better come with some fucking links to the stream.
If you're doing it for the lulz, or the b8, get the fuck out. I'm sick of this shit.
let's look at it this way, cops and the military don't use birdshot to kill people. they use slugs or buckshot.. so you tell me what you should use
are you really this fucking stupid OP?
Fuck you faggot.
> One less waste of oxygen is a GOOD thing.
Its the cerebellum.
Pretty big target. Besides I'm sure you've seen the guys with the missing faces. Another reason to fire in the back of the skull.
With a 12 gauge, it wouldn't matter if the shells were blanks. With the barrel pressed directly under the chin, against your eye or against your temple, you would die from the incredible pressure coming out of the barrel.
My point is: it doesn't matter what you use. A slug is going to blow your head off, buckshot is going to do the same and liquify your brain. The type of shot doesn't matter, just the placement of it. Extra points if you saw the barrels off a double-barreled, but only if you're using shot. If you settle on the slugs, don't bother with a sawn-off. You want the added muzzle velocity that the barrels will offer (though again, with a 12 gauge point blank against your head, muzzle velocity is a null factor. You will kill yourself will a short barrel or long one). Plus, with a double barrel, you can fire both barrels and double the spray
Suicide is a permanent solution, are you sure you've experienced all you can in your life and lived life to its fullest? I mean maybe you could find friends or family to talk to before you commit to something so permanent?
>implying you would survive without a heart
If he really wants to kill himself, this would work beautifully. Literally instant cardiac arrest, due to no more cardiac. With that much bleeding, you wouldn't have that much time to feel pain, either. 30-45 seconds *max*.
Shock is a bitch.
I watched a some documentary on snipers on the history channel and the sniper said that the best place to aim for that is the most effective kill zone is the area between the nose and upper lip, it's an instant kill
Sorry, I screwed up. You need to hit the medulla oblongata. Still just aim for the base of the skull on the spinal cord with anytype of gun and it should kill you instantly. Even a 22 would do the job.
i've killed myself that way, lost my body but my soul was stuck in that place for centuries, shit was boring, It's not a solution, just more endless pain. Belive it or not, dont care, the afterlife sucks
this guy has it.
OP you stupid faggot...you claim to have a shotgun and ammo, but you don't know wht the ammo will do to a target? (your head).
You are either a fucking liar, and you don't have the gun and ammo, and this thread is dildos; or
You do have the gun and ammo and have never shot it at anything in which case you are fucking toy and show us you bitch tits with timestamp or gtfo.
You could just put an air tight plastic bag over your head that you've inflated, pull it over your head and tie it around your neck so no air gets in. You breathe listening to a song of your choice until you pass out and never wake up again.
I mean, this guy is basically showing you how to blow your face off and survive. I mean if you're into having your eyes dangle out and probably have no jaw anymore but get rushed to the hospital and never be able to see, smell or taste again then fuck it OP good going listening to these retards.
Anyway suicide is selfish to people that love you and if you're trying to punish people that care about you, you're going about it the wrong way
Fucking make something of yourself and love yourself and go to school and be something you want to be and do good for the world and if people don't always say thank you or don't seem appreciative then fuck 'em at least you will know you did something good
This is the result of a shot gun under the chin
You could construct an interesting rig which mounts the shotgun. Then have a trigger which you can pull easily. Then place your head in the desired place (Probably directly pointing at your temple or something).
>Make sure that someone is walking on the room when you do it.
>Mentally fucking up a persons life is the best gift you could ever give.
>Chunks of love
They went to great lengths to restore his face.
More like blows your front teeth out and deflects the bullet. Want to get the brain stem, then aim at the back of the skull. A little awkward for a suicide with shaking hands, but hey that's the breaks.
with helium or nitrous, those kind of gasses are similar to oxygen in a way that you can inhale it and you wouldn't think you're suffocating. but since its being used in a lethal way. no air will get in, and basically the same thing will happen. You'll never wake up.
What? No. It's literally no different from hyperventilating, and I've done that and passed out no problem. The effects on the mind would be no different from replacing the oxygen with some other gas. You think it would feel like drowning? As long as your lungs can inhale and exhale a gas, there's no sensation of panic or suffocation. This should be painfully obvious to you. It's no different from sitting in your car in a garage until you die either.
you literally can't miss aiming a 12ga shotgun loaded with a slug to your head. It will blow your head off regardless the angle
Hyperventilating = more oxygen than normal
Literally the exact opposite of what you're suggesting.
Your brain isn't pissed your lungs aren't moving. It's pissed cause there isn't any oxygen, and extra pissed there would be so much co2.
OP let me ask you this
Death by a thousand cuts or by the sword
That's the difference between buckshot versus slug
Besides you're not even doing it right
Old CIA tactic for avoiding capture
>place 9mm hollow point in ear
>usually cuffed, they use them to strike the primer
>in absence use a hammer instead
Fuck the guns, take the easy and painless way out if you must.
Yes, it is. The panic comes from the lungs' inability to move, which is why you feel better even when exhaling under water. It would be much harder to succeed than if you used helium or nitrous because of the presence of carbon dioxide, but it's definitely doable, and if you can't endure the slow transition into unconsciousness (which is pretty uncomfortable, as you know if you've ever passed out), you can just hyperventilate in the bag when you're about to abort. You hyperventilate and pass out. Most likely there isn't enough oxygen to wake you up.
If you're not MASTER SPARKing with the power of love, you're doing it wrong.
ITT: faggots who play too much COD and don't know ballistic physics for shit. Do you know what it does to human flesh? It's not a laser beam that cuts a clean slice. As long as the barrel is pointed towards your brain, you're done.
>use slugs btw
dude nitrous is fucking nice. I look forward to any major dental work I have to do in the future.
MFW the dentist asks if I am ok after I space out
'I am high as a mother fucker'
rips teeth from skull.
pleasant experience overall.
I like it beause if it gets to be too much, you just breath through your mouth and you come back in seconds, and if you take one good nasal hit you are in lala land just as fast.
Slug- more penetration.
Also, like an ounce of lead in each barrel will go through your head. check angle with mirror.
I once saw a guy who put a round right through his skull. 9mm. Just hit the optic nerve and blinded himself. He was a total douche. So... Shotgun, and check angle, douchebag!
No, like I've said numerous times, the panic comes from the lungs' inability to move. Go ahead, get a plastic bag, put it around your nose and mouth and breathe until you pass out. It's easy. The bag will be removed once you pass out, no worries. Done it several times. If I wasn't holding it with my hand, but tied it over my head, I would be dead.
I'm not debating whether depriving yourself of oxygen would kill you. It will. I'm saying you won't be able to do it, unless you make it impossible to rectify.
Obviously you're not going to believe me, so just try it. Take a plastic bag, and try to breathe into it until you pass out.
sauce: EMT training, and trying to do what we are talking about.
I'm tellin' ya, Master Spark is better.
Jesus, you didn't even read the post. See >>562797097
and read this line:
>Go ahead, get a plastic bag, put it around your nose and mouth and breathe until you pass out. It's easy. The bag will be removed once you pass out, no worries. Done it several times.
Your entire post is invalid, because I've already done it, and it's not hard. YOU try it.
>panic comes from the lungs' inability to move
That's nonsense. It's simply bullshit.
Even my crude medical knowledge gives me 100% certainty:
your breathing reflex is caused by excess CO2.
Your whole urge (and accompanying panic) to breath stems from CO2 in your blood.
Did he put it in his mouth or at the temple?
Op supposedly you use 00 buckshot or slugs not birdshot. And don't put it under your chin.
/b/ if I'm able to get a gun it will probably be a pistol so should I use hollowpoints or FMJ for an hero?
You could have a constant oxygen flow in your lungs (let's say all CO2 in your lungs was steadily being converted to oxygen by magic), and if you held your breath, you would still panic after it had stayed stationary for long enough. If it gets to move freely, the panic is removed. If you had a bag of CO2 ready and exhaled into it when you can't hold your breath anymore, then started breathing normally, you wouldn't panic.
Man, you guys suck. Didn't your mother teach you love conquers all with a deadly laser?
I've never shot a person, but I have shot a lot of other shit. I've probably ran 750 or so rounds through my shotgun.
TBH if I was going to do it I would lay in the bathtub and lay under the showerhead. I'd make a noose, and make it just tight enough so I could lean up without choking.
I'd put one of my cast iron pans on my head, and shot like pic related.
that way when I shot I will drop and if for some reason the load fails to kill me I will asphyxiate.
plus I am in the shower, so it is easier cleanup for the poor fuck that has to do it.
see pink line
Then how do some people hold their breath for so long?
They learn to control the urge form CO2 as well as use less oxygen (and consequently produce less CO2).
They don't really fight some random panic from 'not breathing'.
That's purely psychological.
Surly, if you shoot yourself in the brain, in your house, you don't stand a chance of survival anyway?
Wouldn't it hit your brain, you black out instantly and no one would get to you to save you before it was WAY to late?
Wonder why you even bother with all that crap, long drop hanging is the way to go. No mess, no survival, and instant death from having a broken neck and the pressure surge in the jugulars.
Wtf. Hmm. Idk. Anyway, I have tried it (before becoming an EMT). Your respiratory rate speeds up because your brain is trying hard to raise the oxygen content/lower the co2 content in your blood. Being able to move your lungs might placate your a second or two, but in the long run it's the oxygen hunger/co2 response that gets you.
In response to the yahoo answers, "After a bit though, breathing was so hard and I was using the muscles in my chest to breathe. I remember opening the tapes and then I passed out." Aka, he freaked and was trying to get it off.
you fucking wannabe medfags
you want to die?
put the slug through your brain from pretty much anywhere, youll hit something important enough to die just about instantly
it doesnt matter which direction you shoot it in, just put a giant fucking hole in your brain and you will die unless youre already in a trauma hospital
yes the cerebellum has important functions, but so does everything else. its your fucking brain, you think theres whole sections with non-essential functions and all the important stuff was stuffed into a little compartment?
Note here, how you go on at length with your opinion, which is based on absolutely no accurate information whatsoever, and then reconsider putting in your two cents the next time you feel the urge.
I think hanging or drowning is what I would do given the choice. Finding a good bridge and making a proper noose is exactly what I would do. I am very pro gun, so I don't want to do anything that sheds a negative light on firearms even if it would be more convenient.
What they practice isn't solely using as little CO2 as possible, it's overcoming the urge caused by not moving your lungs.
I'm sorry I bested you. I've done this specifically for the purpose of finding out if it was possible. It worked with no problem, and it worked for the idiot on Yahoo Answers.
>he lied it was yahoo answers it isnt credible
Try it. I mean it, try it and just realize that you're simply wrong.
Because he didn't want to fucking die. LIKE I SAID (many, many times): When I did this, I simply held the bag over my nose and mouth until I passed out, and I never panicked or freaked out. The last thing I remember is my vision fading. I came to few seconds later and the bag was dropped. Now, replacing my hand with duct tape would have killed me.
My accurate information is first hand experience. I don't know why you keep ignoring this. I have even suggested numerous times that you prove this to yourself simply by doing it. Just do it, go find a plastic bag and hold it tightly over your nose and mouth until you pass out. It's not hard at all. Maybe a little uncomfortable, but not hard at all. If you want to keep saying I'm wrong, you at least have to attempt it yourself.
use bird shot, I want you to fuck up your suicide so you become a vegetable. im sure you'll enjoy the feeding tube being lodged down your throat you massive faggot. after years of being force fed nutrients you'll become sick and throw it up but the vomit will be trapped in the tube causing you to suffocate and die. i hope this happens to you.
Incorrect, and apparently, you are not only ignorant about the basic facts of biology, you are also stupid and arrogant as well.
It's an unattractive combination.
Most people describe their condition after strenuous activity as being "out of breath" but a more accurate description would be "full of carbon dioxide".
There have been several documented cases of self-inflicted gunshots to the head being non-fatal.
In one case, it cured the guy's depression. He couldn't remember shooting himself. His wife came down and found him making breakfast with a headwound.
>completely ignored everything in order to "win"
Sorry, you are objectively wrong. This was incredible easy, even for me. I'll go get a plastic bag right now and reproduce the feat.
As someone who's wife is a nurse and dealt with people with self inflicted gunshot wounds...
> Dont do it. you'd be amazed how many people survive getting shot, even right in the head.. There are many more full proof ways that wont leave you unable to finish the job as you'll be stuck strapped into a hospital bed without a face.
It takes minutes to lose brain cells. You come to in seconds once you get some oxygen.
You're the stupid one, refusing to admit: "I was wrong", even convincing yourself that you're right. What would impress me would be if you were willing to admit that you're wrong, get a plastic bag and try it yourself. You don't even need to go all the way, just almost.
I chuckled too
I'm out, you guys. You have the perfect opportunity to take your theory to the test. Simply get a plastic bag and inhale, exhale until you pass out. If you're worried about losing brain cells, google how long your brain has to be deprived of oxygen before neurosis kicks in.
Once you've tested your theory your posts will have credibility. Until then, I have first hand experience and I know the result of my experiment.
y'all realize op hasn't wrote one post in his own thread yet, he's probably already kill