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>>562859150 Done it, i fucked up last night drank when i had only eaten a hotdog in 48hours. Had 4 beers 1/4 of what i usually have and felt like i was going to pass out. I have eaten now but feel like a nigger.
I'm weird, i drink milkshakes to deal with a hangover, but if you wanna be smart about it, fry yourself up some bacon (Crispy, i'm not a fan of crispy, but it works better) and get yourself one of those sports drinks for replacing lost body fluid and down that fucker. You'll feel shit for ten min, and then fell ready to take on the world, but only 'cause you're too tired to deal with their bullshit. But, you'll be operational dude..
>>562858003 Before I go to bed I take two cold and flu tablets (500mg paracetamol, 15mg codeine and the other thing) and drink lots of water. Every two hours I wake up and piss and drink more water and every three hours or so another two tablets. The next day I am usually very tired but no headache.
>>562858003 >What is your best hangover cure /b/? A hangover is mainly caused by dehydration. Get into the habit of drinking a pint of water before you sleep and you've caught it in advance for the next morning. Since that's for next time, you want to get re-hydrated now so some freshly squeezed orange or fruit juice/smoothie is good and banana for the potassium will help too. You can eat greasy fried food, it won't improve the problem itself but will make you tired enough to sleep and that will remedy the tiredness aspect of the hangover.
You want protips? Drink water every so often when you're drinking. Dark liquors cause a worse hangover than clear liquors. Vodka is the best you can drink as far as hangover is cured. Worst part of a hangover is due to depletion of b vitamins, drink water/powdered Gatorade with a b vitamin complex before bed. Eat in the morning. Vitamin c in the morning is best with food. Orange juice, but the best for breakfast in the am is apple juice. Take it from a fucking alcoholic former nurse.
I'm pretty fucking small (bout 120lbs) and extremely lightweight when it comes to drinking. I've found myself on numerous occasions feeling hungover before even going to bed. Any advice? How do I prevent this shit? Mostly drink beer, vodka, tequila if that helps.
Only true cure as such is rapid hydration. Normally this is achieved through drinking water, but as I am a paramedic, and have lots of paramedic friends, our mornings after can be a little more interesting. Story time.
>When I was sitting my cannulation and IV therapy certs we all would go out to a training venue and spend a weekend there. We are required to re-cert every year. >Day one is always cannulation day. We practice on each other due to us not being american pussies. >Each of us end up with multiple IV sites, looking like true druggies but wearing paramedic uniforms. >Class over. >Head down to the bar for a few drinks. As always, a few turns into too many. >Getting strange looks all night. >Bar managers are used to our shit. They don't even ask about the IV's anymore. >Bar closes. Need ride back. >Call co-workers who are actually working. >Get an ambulance ride back. Time to sleep. >Next morning you feel like you've been given an autopsy. >Everyone to the classroom. We all hook ourselves up to some saline. >Better than the day before in about 20 minutes.
tl;dr - paramedics get drunk and use saline as a hangover cure.
>>562858003 >headache Sex or fap if I can manage to (don't even know why that helps it just does), also chugging five to six cups of water every other hour >nausea Little bit of weed, foods low in fat but high in protein, depending on what liquor I got the hangover from also unhealthy loads of sugar >general wellbeing Isotonic drinks and dandelion tea (relaxes, stupidly high in potassium, flushes toxins out with the water you already drink, see above)
This makes you function. There is no "hangover eraser" cure known to man.
>>562860521 Have fun with a liver the size of Rhode Island in 5 years tops.
pretty much anything besides taking some sort of over the counter pain reliever and drinking water before you pass out is completely retarded. a normal dose of pain relievers (maybe a little extra just in case) before I fall asleep has always worked for me and I've seen study that says it works on 9/10 people. water is your next best choice due to the fact that a hang over is basically you being dehydrated as fuck. /thread
The reason you get a hangover is because when you drink too much alcohol your liver pretty much stops working and everything you drink turns straight into piss. In the morning your liver needs some water to kick start up again so it's takes water from your brain, hence a banging sore head. Drink a pint or two of water and you will be fine and dandy /b/ro
>>562858003 Anyone else get very sick, like most people only have a hangover for the morning, im tired until the point that i could fall asleep standing hard to keep down food, and i dont know shit is fucked, i do drink quite alot though
>>562861472 Ok, lots of misinformation in this thread - first off, it depends if you have to go to work or if it's just a Saturday and you just want to get rid of the hangover and feel better.
If the latter: Wake up, chug gatorade around like 7am. Sleep for 1-2 more hours. Wake up. Breakfast burrito. Drink 1-2 glasses of OJ. Take 2 extra strength excedrin. Get a venti iced coffee with 2 add shots form stabucks (iced so you can drink it fasters, duh, fag). Drink a Sprite (no, seriously you fags, look it up, scientific journal articles saying sprite helps break down the chemicals that are giving you a hangover). Now chug 1 regular water and 1 sparkling water. When you drink the sparkling water, you'll burp a bit (just like with the sprite) and it will help release a lot of the pressure and gas in your stomach and help you feel better. Take your booze shit. Drink another bottle of water. Nap 30 mins 1 hour. Wake up. Shower. Go out and booze again with friends because you're not a pussy. Sleep. Repeat.
If you have to go to work, all of above, minus the naps part, and make sure the waters are cold. Include part about drinking again, you fucking pussy.
>>562858003 i know it sounds crazy but I use my shower hose screw off the head & give myself three straight enemas with pipping hot water it gets every thing out of you and you feel like 100 bucks after. Also found it helps pass drug test
While still moaning in bed, have a wank, a can of Irn Bru, and a bag of jelly babies.
Not necessarily in that order.
When you get out of bed, find the greasiest, most disgusting breakfast you can, and eat the lot. Wash down with coffee and paracetamol.
It's a personal thing, but I always find a shave makes me feel insanely better if I'm hungover. No idea why.
If possible, as a few others have suggested, leave a couple of paracetamol and a bottle of sports drink like gatorade beside your bed and put them in your face before going to sleep.
Also, optional, before doing that vomit up whatever's in your stomach when you get home. You'll feel like ass but it'll get rid of that horrible feeling of some fermenting monster in your stomach the next day.
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