So why haven't you touched your sleeping sister yet?
Post the pics you have of your cousin, faggot
>Only done it to my cousin, I'm never near my sister, plus she's 24ish and I'm not attracted to her at all. Sorry, no pictures, but please op, continue
the rest of the set is basically this
I tried putting aleve in her milk to induce drowsiness, but she tasted it. I played it off pretty well though. On a side note, does aleve even have the side effect of drowsiness?
Someone (my mother most likely) would intercept the mail, plus I'd have a hard time smuggling it to my aunt's house, which is about an hour away. I need something really simple and doable.
u dun goofed
My sister is a total milf, but she lives 6 hours away from me. And on the few occasions I do visit her, I'm not fucking up my relationship with her and her husband. I get drunk with my since and her husband smokes me out.
Course, I still fantasize about sleeping with her. She's fucking hot. Same with my cousins, jesus fucking christ they're gorgeous. They're my age too, but they live 10 hours away from me, it sucks.
(inb4 pics of any of them, fuck you)
>Got her drunk and instead of sweet talking her into fucking, he took photos of her ??
>Jesus fucking christ man
well, she was asleep at the time
My sisters are pretty heavy sleepers and the only thing that wakes them up is really heavy shaking. Mostly because they are used to sleep together hugging every night.
Sometimes when they are at my place I'll wake up and they've snuck into my bed during the night and are either side of me. Kinda cute, though I don't know why they do it.
Still, I would never consider touching them.
They're both adopted, and it's suspected that they were sexually abused when they were way younger.
They obviously both trust me and look to me as a big brotherly figure, and I don't think I could ever betray that.
My real sister on the other hand... She's a smelly ugly bitch and I wouldn't want to go near her. (Quite literally her house smelt so bad you could smell shit outside and the neighbours would complain about the rats coming from her place, and I'd take my mates around and dare them to inhale and they'd want to vomit)
Benadryl will knock her out. It has to go into a strong flavored drink though. Gelcaps dissolve quickest if you break them open and dump the powder in. It won't hurt them to dump a 50mg gelcap into even an alcoholic beverage and it knocks someone the fuck out, especially an already heavy sleeper. Beware with anything carbonated. It reacts like mentos and diet coke. Pour a little at a time into a coke zero and she should be none the wiser.
Because I just get pics of her in the shower instead....
what the fuck
>Implying shit third world countries like the US don't need to keep logs
>implying popo-sama can't get a court order to get such logs
>implying these logs aren't timestamped
>implying you're using your mother's credit card to pay for your comcast account
I only have a little brother, but you've given me something to think about.
>answering on ragebait
As if I have anything better to do? Still not a newfag, only a bored oldfag. Wish vS13b+vn would've been the one to reply though, it's more entertaining that way.. but I'll take what I can get.
When I was 13-16ish I used to love when my sister invited her friends over for sleepovers. Sis is 2 years younger. I'd be up all night waiting for them to fall asleep so I could undress them.
It was such a rush trying to nudge them so I could get their PJs down. Heart racing, always terrified about them waking up.
I did try to drug them once grinding up PM cold medicine into a milkshake, but pills were still too gritty. They noticed it and didn't take more than a few drinks.
One of my favorite of her friends was this beautiful little blond farm girl. I fapped thinking about her exclusively for years. I used to lay next to her and kiss her lips, lick her little budding breasts. One time I grew so confident I tried to fuck her. She was on her belly with her sweet little ass in the air, and I was sure I couldn't get it in without waking her. Instead I just pumped my dick in the gap between her pussy and thighs.
Came so hard, then had to figure out what to do about the mess. I cleaned up what I could with some tissues, but I'm sure there were still dribbles all over her ass and panties in the morning.
I still think about that girl. I've tried to look her up over a decade later but couldn't find her.
You kids are lucky. Back then our cameras still used film, and video was shot on VHS with a camera bigger than your xbox.
>sleepovers ended after a few years when my Dad was accused of inappropriate sexual contact with some of my sister's friends
>some of the accusations involved being molested at night
>i look a lot like my dad, especially in the dark
>to this day I'm convinced he took the blame for times I woke a girl up and didn't know it
>he died of a heart attack a few years later
>never spoke of it
>dadbro is bro
> be me a few years ago, approx. 21yo beta virgin
> my female friend sleeps besides me on my bed
> pull down her top stealthily
> start touching her tits
> she's awake
> 'you thought i was asleep?'
> 'well, kinda'
> being the nympho she was, let's me continue
> end up fingering her, was too beta to grip the opportunity to fuck her
and this is how it paid off to be a perv
Six ounces of rum is supposed to get someone drunk enough to pass out and not feel someone sticking their dick inside of them? You'd need double that at least, even for the lightweights out there.
>sharing a bed with little cousin who is the closest thing i've ever had to a sister
>cuddles up to me and whispers "i love you anon, you're the best cousin ever"
>falls asleep hugging me
>she eventually rolls over
>she's wearing a really thin shirt and no bra
>boner, why are you doing this
>realize she is pretty damn cute, just the right sized boobs and dem hips are out of this world
>hug her, hand on her breast
>move around a little to see if she's a heavy sleeper
>oh god boner why are you making me do this
>put a hand under her shirt
feels so good.pdf
>pinch her nipple a little bit
>she kind of whimpers and rolls over and hugs me
>heart is pounding so hard
>she's still snoring
>confirm she's still asleep
>no turning back now
>she's wearing a pair of my mesh shorts
>really easy to snake my hand under them
>feel that perfect little pussy
>start fapping with the other hand while rubbing her
>she still doesn't wake up
>clean myself up, and the little bit i accidentally got on her
>sleep like a fucking king
>wake up with her straddling me telling me if i wake up and hang out with her she'll love me forever
>mfw she does
I only have one female cousin, and she's older than me. She's a milf though so I would wreck it any day. Problem is, she's certifiably insane, she's been forcibly taken to the mental hospital, or whatever it's called, after thinking that her husband was trying to kill her and that she was followed by some other people.
She's also in love with my other older cousin. Wish it was me, but I wasn't around during the years where young love could flourish I guess.
I wish there was a way for me to take advantage of all this so that I could fuck her.
It seems implausinble that the recipe would create mustard gas, though I know nothingh about creating it. Mustard gas is deadly though. Also if you take advice from /b/ then prepare to risk your life and all your loved ones because worse "jokes" are posted here all the time.
I've only seen it posted inside lifehack threads posted with this picture.
i did touch my sister while she slept, i was 14 and she was 13, she already had a full bush which surprised me, i touch it, licked her nipples, kissed her in the mouth and put my finger in her asshole, i was moving her and she was still asleep, young growing teens are heavy sleepers, easy prey.
I have done that many times. Also hidden bathroom camera.