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>be me 14 >just sold a girl a black platebody then hooked up with her >get married, used rings of seeking/hiding >goes upstairs in Juliet's house >cybers for the very first time >holyfuckthisboner.jpg >felt good, best feeling ever >later that day break up >took it too seriously >she then logged off and never on again >thefeelsman.jpg >thinks about her, epic feels for a week >edge of crying when my mom is listening to Air Supply and other 80s love songs
yeah, good times.. got some more though, if interested..
>>563003589 >got on recently >Its been at least 3 years. >I have like 100mil. >I was broke when I left. >Someone messaged me >Hey Phil, whats up? >My name is Nate, wtf you talkin bout m8? >Oh... Phil hacked your account, but he didn't want to take it from you so he wants to share.
Me and Phil get along now, pretty much pen pals, but we text each other instead. pretty neat
>>563003589 >Be me lvl 48 >2008 rune >playing around with some mates >one of my mates brings up the agility training areas >we decide to go >suit up in my mythril >we head through wildy >me being a scrub never went to wildy >we start making our way there >Take out some mobs on the way there >avoid high lvl players for our own sake >getting close to training center >Wild gate appears >Make way to entrance to get through gate >lvl 58 hellhounds appear >friends make it out alive but I die >All my shit in high lvl wildy and I have like 5 mins to get it all back >End up losing all my shit >sadasfuck >friends say they will help me to reclaim my shit >I deny all of it because I was a betafag back then >end up quitting and forgetting account
I started back up again on the Old game server, hopefully I have a better time.
>guy leading group into wild >i come along only have a rune hatchet >something happens that i forgot >only me and him now I didn't like the way he talked >start talking shit to him >I start axing his face in but his def was too high >he's coming at me I'm low health so I make a run for the chaos elemental >he obv didn't know it existed >Chaos elemental stuns him and wrecks his shit >I survived. >I...Survived...
>>563005109 Lol, yeah. He's a real /b/ro. And whats weirder is he had never heard of /b/, reddit, or anything. He just played runescape. I told him if he keeps making millions, I'll pay membership for the account each month, (I pay cash just in case the little nigger wants to fuck me)
>sometime around 2006 >playing runescape with IRL friends >just got 30 defence and bought full addy >traded my bank which was 15k for an addy kiteshield >friend suggests we go pking >i suit up in fully addy and an inventory of chickens >we go to level 4 wildy >instantly attack someone my level >no knowledge of skulling system >this dude starts beating the shit out of me >FUCK FUCK FUCK EAT EAT EAT >i die and lose my addy kiteshield >i blame my friends and instantly log off >i didn't talk to them for days afterwards
>she was great, cybered her by the beach a few minutes later >after cybering a few times, fell in "love" >our timezones were fucked up, hers being 6 hours ahead >got her fb, started messaging her on it >in school even during class i message her >felt like i found my soulmate >used to miss her like fucking crazy >few weeks later, she said her dad saw me added on her fb acc and made her delete me >tooktheb8.jpg >gets left a few days later >cries, get depressed >wondering what i did wrong >icantholdthesefeels.jpg >went into deep depression for a week >got over it, found another girl >let's call her "the right one"
>World one packed as shit on saturday v west >see people dieing from poison every now and then (when other people see people dieing from poison in trade area they go apeshit and dog pile the person usually not getting anything) >hatch great idea >needed to clean bank so grab all kinds of worthless shit >get myself poisoned and put on nice shit which ill keep when I die like fury godsword etc >act like I cant find anti poison >Die keep all my good shit and leave all the pathetic scavengers to take my worthless shit >mfw when they thought they were bout to be rich.
>>563003589 >be 4 years ago >still underage b& >have all summer to fuck around. had no friends back then >slave away on gayscape >get 99 woodcunting >"that was boring as shit. i need a bot" >find rsbot >get 99 fishing with it >buy member card to get cape >fagex bans me
>>563007071 Its very difficult without the grand exchange as far as alching goes. But the only thing i can say is just work over to that skill. Woodcut, to fletching, to alching. And other than that runecrafting to using ancient casts on groups of enemies. Sorry I cant be of more assistance.
>sometime in 2007-08 >poor and stupid >fall for backwards password scam >didn't realize what happened until 3 minutes later >log out to change password >"Sorry, but you're already logged in else where" >Freak out >Get on my alt account and add me >Start telling dude to give me my account back >He says no >I get more worried >Fortunately all my stuff is in my bank and I have a pin >Guy tells me to give him my pin >Say no >Says he won't give account back >Give away pin the second after he says that >Beg he doesn't take my addy pick, rune scimmy, and money >He takes it all >Tell my friend to spam report him like I'm doing >Hours later >Change password back >Get back on and see all my stuff is gone >"You have been muted for 9 days" >Never bothered to appeal it >Week later after account got hacked >On random website >"Give us your account and password and we will give you 2m" >Do it >Hacked again >Got it back instantly >Never trusted anybody afterwards
>>563003589 >be 2008 >Skype with a few friends trying to come up with a scamming scheme >One friend has an acquaintance with a party hat whose trust they built together over the years >Confesses he's always wanted it >Idea arises >Friend starts a clan with party hat guy >Tells him a buddy and I are a rival clan and invites him to our skype >We agree on a 'safe' match, convince the guy we'll give everyone's stuff back if they die >We're all in the field, waiting anxiously for him >He steps out >It begins >I entangle and we all attack him simultaneously until he died >Bitch cried for hours before we finally disconnected, sold the party hat, and split the gp
>>563003589 >be killing chaos druids >PM appears >'Mod Mark' >"you should check your inbox" >me - "who are you?!" "brb banking" >Mod Mark "Just check your inbox theres something good there" >I lobby and look >confusedface.jpeg >what the fuck is a player moderator >OhShit.jpeg >hell yes Im a mod
still am a mod to this day and that was about 7 years ago
>>563009862 Skilling will get you far. Slayer is great if you like training combat and money will come easily with it as you get higher levels. And generally like it just takes a good amount of time to make money on this game. Fast money only really came with the GE.
>met a girl with a douchebag bf on the game >hung out with her until she logged out >we had so much fun doing al types of shit in F2P >i listened to her about her life >sadlife.jpg >gets a bright idea, gonna be her white knight >after some more days of fun >gets a pm a few days later "we need to talk" >goes upstairs the archery shop in varrock with her >she says she left her bf >knows what i have to do >tries to cheer her up >takes her to the beach south of smithing cape guy >hangs out on the beach >seduce her into cybering >we move from the beach to upstairs rimmington's general store >cyber for a good hour >feelsgoodman.jpg >at the end she says "i love you.." >tfw you feel the same way >i tell her that i love her too >she is now my gf >oh this lovely feeling of being in looove! >goes to school a happier man >highly motivated >everyday i go on to cyber her >not a care in the world >she used to leave member's world to come to my broke F2P ass and cyber >feelsspecial.jpg
I got more stories >Some time in 2006 >Poor stupid noob >My gear consisted of shit and Silverlight >Do ghost whisperer quest >Friend is over my house the same day and in the other room on the other computer >I die by the skeleton >My precious silverlight is on the floor >Start freaking out because thats my only weapon >Spamming my friend PMs and screaming at the top of my lungs telling him to pick it up because nobody but us is home >He doesn't get it >Some douche bag kid picks it up >Start swearing at him to make him give me my silverlight back >He says "lol no" >That infuriates me more >Start getting mad at friend >Start getting super sad and shit >My only weapon gone, no possible way to get it back >Spend the next few days sulking >Ask cool kid at school who was the only member in our 4th grade class if anything is good as the silverlight >Tells me every single possible weapon is better than it >Don't really believe him >Find out I can get the silverlight back >Use that until 30 attack
The most fond memory I have of runescape, outside of the adventures we all had as noobs, was creating ancient rangers with a friend years ago. Shit was so cash. Doing all the quests and pking together. The feelz
>looking for free game >try runescape >typical shit >don't know UI yet, walking like pic related >see people >see coin on the ground >pick up coin >guy starts raging at me to put it back >I lose my shit and tell him not to put shit on the ground if he expects to keep it >yelling at this kid for 5 minutes >actually starts apologizing to me >decide I'm already fucking done with this game >uninstall game >go look at porn instead
>>563003589 >Farming cows for leather and prayer in lumbridge >Get to lvl 25 Prayer >Giant fucking chicken appears outa nowhere >Chicken lvl 83, proceeds to rape me and my goods >Hurridley run back from spawn to get my stuff >Get killed by chicken again >Cry >Mope around the goblin village >Look into goblin shed >Chicken turning slowly over fire with three goblins in room >Hold breath >Proceed to back away very slowly >Never entered lvl 3 Goblin village again
>>563012491 dude this was fucking years and years ago my memory is hazy but I remember that encounter. I'm honestly not even sure if it was Runescape or some other shit, but when I saw the thread name, this story came to mind.
Looks like I made the right decision since they seem to breed a particular type of faggot
>Some time in 2011-2012 >Same account that lost silver light and got hacked a bunch of times because I gave out my pass >around level 110 >Got full void on and borrowed claws >Bored and decided to walk around for a while >Go to clan wars on a non clan wars world >See some kid getting trashed talk by a group of people >Get invited to a friends chat >People say they are going to scam him in clan wars >The options were no food, prayer, and items drop >Thisgonbegood >Wouldn't let me bring borrowed claws >Who cares, just get my whip and dragon defender with my full void, glory, d boots and obby cape >Go in ready to kick some ass >Guy is standing there all alone while me a couple of people are trash talking him >Fight starts >Clan members on my side fall back a bit >I stay >Insta frozen >Huge crowd of 20+ people come out of nowhere >Get dropped instantly >Lose everything >Lose void >Had money to buy back my shit, but disappointed I lost my void >Spent a week getting it back with the shitty chess void game
>>563003589 >Be me, 10 y/o, live in Netherlands >level 61 or something >I go PKing >rekt some guy. r2h, plate and legs. Jackpot >Go to the bank to sell doing the birdman hand rub irl >Guy finds me >"cunt, too scared to fight me one on one. you're such a fucking knob give me my stuff back." >Don't understand half of the cuss words he's using. >Try to feign ignorance, by asking "Who are you?" >Brain crashes - meant to type who >Type "How are you?" >Guy goes ballistic on me. You fucking took my stuff then you ask me how I am? Goes on a full 5 minute rant on me. >Trying to think how do you spell who? >Again: "How are you?" >Guy is legitimately confused. >"You fucking killed me and took my stuff dickhead" >I reply with: "I know, reported." >mfw he got 48 hour mute
>>563013256 I remember some retard like this. Some random person added me and said hi. I asked him "Who are you" and all he kept saying was "I'm fine" getting increasingly more angrier each time I asked him "Who the fuck are you" until he just lost his shit and I ignored him and changed my password
>it's 2006/2007 >this was the hayday of when I made bowstrings for money >had barely any cash to my name >decide to do shit in falador one day >go to the white knight's castle >notice there's a guy in full guthan's who is poisoned and his health is ticking down >"he can't be afk can he?" >sure enough he was >he dies >I wait for his stuff to appear and scavenge it >sold the set to some guy for 5m >split it with one my IRL friends >bought a whip which I couldnt even use yet >one of my ingame friends asked to see it >I gave it to him and soon enough he gets his account hacked afterwards >I spend like a month trying to get it back >He claims he lost it I believed him at the time but the more I think about it he most likely fucking stole it and ran off with it
>>563003589 back in the days i build a php website conviced everyone i had a clan only 70+ could join just login to the website with runescape login + password automaticaly syncronise with runescape server you just have to log of an log in again to confirm it in the mean time i looked at a txt file of the usernames and passwords as soon as they logged off i logged in to their accounts and stole their stuff and changed their passwords and recovery questions
>>563014534 you know it's funny. my original main lost an account due to falling for a runescape scam. they used it to advertise their fake server and got permanently muted. only item of importance was the reindeer hat from the 2006 christmas event, no big deal
>>563003589 >2005 >60cb, convince mum to let me get members >power level through summer to 101cb >barrow released >buy torag set 3.5m >think i'm the shit >castle wars phase ensues, where you went castle wars for a month solid and nothing else >this was back in day where seeing 126cb was like holy sheeut >just running around with flag not dieing >kek is a top one >6x ancient magicks geared to fuck 1shot me as a combined effort >i was only 12 or 13 at this time > cry of humiliation >quit runescape, be too embarrassed to go to school the next day cause my friends were in the game and they saw it all, i was meant to be the 'cool' kid out of those who played rs cause i was highest level
>asks her for fb >says she's shy because i might not like her >says she's ugly etc >adds on fb anyway >she's a 7/10, chubby-ish >doesnt care about looks, in love >we cybered everyday >loved every second of it >gave her my irl #, she called, i said i loved her, no reply >she then hung up >depression.jpg >gets a pm on rs "meet me at the beach" >meets her, she says she didnt say it because her mom saw her and she hung up quickly >understands and says ok >we date like that for a few months >got married on rs, double wedding and shit >had a house in varrock >cybered for hours everyday >so much passionate "love making" >letthegoodtimesroll.jpg >happy as fuck, gives her a poem >she cries and says it's the most beautiful thing someone has ever done for her >feels like an official white knight >talk to her/cyber her from sun up to sun down >eventually she quit rs >we moved to fb totally now, no more rs :( >doesnt cyber for months >got bored one day and say "fuck it" >it felt so good after not doing it for so long >eventually start skyping, her face was red af when we first skyped >we skyped whenever we got the chance >we both became better persons by helping each other out >tells her i want to meet her irl and marry her >it's a deal, so we have to wait until she's 18 >tfw she was 2 years younger than me >i was 16, she was 14 >age is just a number >the wait is on, 4 years, gl patience
>>563003589 >Be me in Year 11 >Friend (lets call him friend 1) is high level and is rich as fuck >Pretty much devotes himself to the game >My other Friend (friend 2) is trusted and has his account details >Next day Friend 1 comes running towards me, eyes'a wild >starts going off about someone hacked his account >Furious, starts telling me how he will bash the fuck out of that person >Friend 2 comes over smug as fuck >Confesses with a smug grin that it was he that spent all of Friend 1's money on food items, mainly fish and eggs >mfw i realise how much eggs that would be >mfw i realise he sold most of his good items for eggs >mfw friend 1 felt so depressed over that time >mfw we still keep this secret between us to this day
>>563003589 >First week playing >Make my way to wizards tower >Going to get a skele head aww yeaaa >Down in basement right when someone dies >Fucking fire staff >FUCKING 1500 GOLD >Loaded as fuck [spoiler]Not even close[/spoiler]
>>563015481 it was a lot of fun standing in a group of 30+ people waiting for someone to trade with you the items you wanted rather then standing in a group of 30+ people waiting for your items to be traded on ge.
Fast forward about 6 months, after the 1 year anniversary and shit
>she wanted to do some stupid shit, cant remember so well >tells her no, she insists >i then stop talking to her until she changes her mind >she cried to some guy on skype >ashouldertocryonbecomesadicktorideon.jpg >a few days later i ask her if she changed her mind >she said no, asks me to break up, i say yes(not giving a fuck, still loved her though) >i thought she'd be back >next day she posts a pic on fb with her kissing a guy >ragequitirl.gif >deep depression doesnt talk to anyone at school >quiet as fuck >thinking about her >cant stop >this goes on for months >eventually quits rs >got over her after a year, starts playing rs again >sometimes I still wonder if she's ok >sometimes i dream about her
She eventually came back a few months ago saying she loved me, misses me, I'm the best guy in the world, all that bs.. Told her to fuck off.. >tfw ever since then i couldnt fall in love again
>>563015853 I'm 18, so she'd be around 16. We broke up like last year February
>be me on rs in 2006 >be like 13 >role playing with some faggots >I plan a wedding for two faggots who were probably both dudes >guy says he will give me 10k if I do it >all I have to do is literally go to the church and say stuff a priest would >they get 'married' >ask guy for 10k >he ignores me >logs out >flip shit >next day I'm at a friends house >I log on and have a heated arguement with the guy who scammed me for like an hour >guy logs out again >flip shit again >friend tells me to calm down >slap friend in the face and start crying >run home
>>563015598 You reminded me of a really fucked up thing I did. Thank you.
>Friend is given a level 120 account that wasn't a member at the time >Bank is filled with expensive memebers items like a fuck load of seeds and other expensive weapons and items >This was when I was in 6th grade and was never a memeber before so I assumed it was all shit >Friend gives me the password to the account too >He constantly complains he can't use the bank >Sick one day >Decide to do my friend a favour and clear out his bank >Spent an hour and a half making the bank go from 450 to 32, removing anything that had "Members Object" as a name >Go to school the next day >Friend isn't mad, but says his friend was furious that all his Items were gone because he was still using it and was going to get memebers again soon >Decide to make it up to friends friend >Make 200k cutting yew logs, feel rich >Buy all rune weapons and buy full regular rune >Never went on the account again and assumed the friend was happy >Never heard anything after that
>>563016547 >Be me, level 11 never got past that al-something desert >Pretend to be sick, didn't go school >playing RS >Found 11k, couldn't believe it >Thought I was in ballers league >never has luck like that ever again
>be me on runescape years ago >I was a weird kid, I would go around on rs calling people niggers and scamming them >would spam doubling money for ages >would spam trimming Armour >sometimes worked but I didn't get much >be at castle wars harassing some guy for no reason >suddenly banned >show my dad so he can get my account back >Fagex kept a log of all the weird shit I've said >dad see's stuff like 'whats good, niggernog?', 'wanna spank my pooper'? >I'm not even fucking kidding >dad flips shit >I cry >next day I log in >account is muted >genuinely thought everyone on runescape just didn't speak anymore >find out what muted meant years later
>be me just started >hit 100 gp >seriously think i am rich >some guy comes out of nowhere and wants to trade >accept >he puts up 97k >my first time looking at 97k >absolutely lose my shit because it was a tower of gp >guy exits trade and runs off >them good ol days
No, you couldn't go to half of the P2P places. Basically you were limited to a small amount of places, limited equipment, and were stuck dicking around at checkpoints unless you PAID to go beyond them.
I'm wondering if you can play the full fucking game now without paying or not.
>>563016710 Ran into some guy ingame who went to the same school as me, didnt know him but said he would give me some rares for free when I met up with him the next day. Fuck he looked like a freak irl but he ended up giving me 2 santas for free just cause we talked irl lol.
this one isn't really funny it's just something I really remember from when I was young
>be me in 2006 >be off school for the day >have the worst diarrhea of my life, not just diarrhea, a head cold, vomiting, the works >feel horrible >be on runescape, feels amazing cause I'm supposed to be in school >just chilling, killing goblins and feeling like shit >meet another kid >he's ill too, so he says >tell him about how my shit comes out like rusty water etc. >he says he has to go to the hospital tomorrow >we bond for a bit >make plans to go wildy and shit when he gets back >never logs in again >still think about him
>Be back before HD update and what not >Chillin' at the Falador Drop Party Room >Oh shit someone put in a Armadyl Godsword >Fucking snag that shit >Go to the GE and check its worth >13m >nice.jpg >Sell it and buy a Green H'ween Mask (same price at the time) >Strut my stuff in that thing >Week later account gets hacked and takes Mask >fuck >Check back years later, worth over 100m now >God fucking dammit
Since fletching is now (up until level 5) a free-to-play skill, you can get an axe and cut up logs in order to make arrow shafts. You might be saying to yourself: "But Anon, that's bullshit!" I thought that at first too.
The way I have it set up:
>axe equipped >nothing in inventory >go to low-population world >cut trees outside of GE >full inventory of logs >make them all arrow shafts >repeat, repeat, repeat
Only sell once you really have like 2000+ arrow shafts total. If you feel like you have to sell them so you can check on the price, that's acceptable. But if you truly want to maximize your Gph, your best bet is to just keep going until you have a solid amount collected and fletched, ready for sale on the GE.
The great part about this is the fact that the location and speed of the method make it the best. Sure, killing and looting Hill Giants nearby is okay, but half an hour and like six or seven trips loot only about, what, 50k? At best?
>However I just checked the Grand Exchange. The price has gone down by a bit since the last time I've played. It may or may not be the best method of making gold as a f2p player anymore.
Then again, you can always just beg or go to The Party Room.
2,000 arrow shafts sold on the GE at 28gp each (in order to sell as fast as possible, sell on a highly populated world) will net you a nice 56k gp. That's pretty good for the rather low amount of effort and skill (none) required for this task.
One of the best times I had in the scape was in... probably 2007, I was walking to varrock from lummy, and right to the right of the entrance after the wizards, between the wall and the spears or some shit, was a stack of gold. Walked over and picked it up, it was about ~117k. I. Flipped. My. Shit. I screamed. I was so fucking happy, I called my friend and told him, freaking out the whole time. Shit was great.
>>563020930 I wish warring was like this these days, only a few clans in Legacy mode maxing about 100 people total, no World Wars in F2P, only serious clan that cares about warring is Drunk Pkers, others are shit, nothing to do, Jagex fucked up on Legacy,gg.
>>563022131 Hell yeah. I remember I went twice that week. The first time because I just wanted to look. I saw that beauty and fucking captain underpants. Went back a day later and got both. Fuck man, life was awesome then.
>>563022342 Cant forget castle wars, minigame is dead as shit now full of afk faggots who only play for themselves. I was honestly enjoying runescape in 2011, its when eoc debuted that really fucked things up and just overrall made me uninterested in the game
>had a working keylogger and auto spammer >would spam to add me on msn for a free autoer >noobs with next to no items would add me begging for it >send the 'autoer' and the keylogger >steal all their shitty items, alch them while they're on another account begging me to get off >delete all their friends >if they're a pure, I would go buy mind runes and get their magic up
I used to scam kids saying I was selling a level 75 character. Used a name I found on the leaderboards and told them to give me all their gold on their current profile in exchange for a non existent password. mfw I actually got a fair bit of gold from that scam
>camping barrows all day >about 95 chests dry at this point >get 11 kc and see that kanube (streamer) is at the chest too >hop to his world and yell "cheese banana!" >open chest and get a guthan spear (6.75m) >he gets a karils top (1.4m) >tell friend about it, he comes and gets a karils top too
>Be me, 15-ish >No clan or friends that played, total solo player >Full black plate and 2h sword, Kirito aint got shit on me >Be out exploring, stumble upon that fist of Guthix minigame or whatever >Get in, its a total clusterfuck >Niggers casting spells, chopping of heads >Some nigger comes up and tries to kill me >Kill that faggot with one hit >Still don't know what the fuck is going on
To this day I don't understand how that minigame worked, but that game was definitely cash as hell. Until I discovered WoW that is, and I never went back.
>Be 2002 >6 years old or so >Grinding willows in Draynor >Need new rune axe >Go to bank >Guy gives me 100 cooked lobsters >Never did ANYTHING other than chop trees so did not understand its value. >Trade all cooked lobsters for 1 rune pick >Realize my fault and try to ask the guy to trade me back >Calls me stupid and blocks me >Rage ecstasy >Tell my mom >Try to get her to call the police >She tries not to laugh. >never been so FUCKING mad in my life and it still bothers me to this day.
That FUCKING cock sucker in his faggoty-ass black w/ gold trim armor. I hope he died of cancer.
>>563020927 Yep, bought that thing and when it was handed out during class (we ordered through the catalog and the teacher handed it out) I hid that fucker so fast as to have none of my classmates see me with it
>be me circa 2011-2012 >receive 'extremely generous donations' totalling around 7b within 2 weeks, was planning to RWT all >buy cracker because fuck yeah i can >1 day later, account locked >ohfuckno.gif >day after this, 'Your account has been disabled' >tfw banned with 7b bank which was worth about $2000 at the time
>>563023538 Hell yeah dude. Like whenever you got a game, or I'd always freak out because my dad would come home from deployments, and each country he stopped in he'd bring me a gundam model from there in their language if he could. And if he couldn't, he'd bring some of their currency back. Fuck man, I had bad times with my parents, but I wish I was a better kid for them. I had a pretty good life.
>be me >havn't logged in years >log in now >wtf is all of this shit? >dissapointed with new changes >notice Swanky Boots equiped >remember fealling like a boss cause of boots back in the day >well fuck this shit >log out for the last time ever
Oh shit, anyone remember that "Dungeon of Online Safety" thing? You got these sick boots for beating it? I went through that thing at such a low level, running past the monster and healing in the safe zones between doors. Ahhh good times.
>>563010072 Runescape's RP servers were actually pretty good. I can't remember the world, but one was EXTREMELY dedicated. I played a monk for two years, and it was fairly pleasant. I think a total of 200 or more people we involved in this.
> friends talking about runescape gets me into it and at first it feels weird and shit because it was the first ever mmorpg i ever played >meet up with friends at lumbridge chill, hang out and skill together with them telling how to play and what to do
> level 10 acc > me killing goblins and finds talismans thinking they're worth a lot and are very valuable > friend tells me their not and gives me 10k since im a noob and gives me full iron > mfw i get my first armor in game and i smith my own bronze kiteshield and bronze dagger > so damn happy that i can kill goblins and unicorns effectively now. > fast forward 3 years later me maxed 138 acc cant even get happy on runescape anymore without leveling up skills and killing new bosses and doing new quests. >tfw you wish you were a noob again.
>be in grade 2 >chilling in al-kharid, level 8 >a level 14 is there, hes got a bronze scimmy >"thats so sick dude, wish i had the gp for that" >"hahah lmao" >"what does lmao mean?" >"laughing my butt off, actually the a word." >he then offers i try his scimmy >trades it to me >start walking away with it >"yo man wat r u doing, give it back" > tfw the kid followed me around for over half an hour and i didnt even respond back
THIS IS MY THREAD >be me >2008 >shitty ranged build >like I was using a fuckin willow bow out in the wildy trying to pwn noobs i got nothin >have a couple of my boys >find the occasional lone straggler, rekt them, split their shit up between us >get some pretty nice dragon weapons w/e >finally run into some guy >ElPunishero91 >Lv. 110 >get mad boner just thinking about what this guy might have >we strike a deal, tell him he can have 100% percent of the loot of the next two guys we kill if he tags along with us >find a nice open clearing >kill a couple monsters >suddenly turn on the new guy >he systematically slaughters every one of my friends >the only guy doing any damage to him is me, getting lucky shots >dude pounds a chocolate cake >fuckingshit.ini >start to run away >go deeper into the wildy > lose sight of the guy >wait like 20 minutes, lost, scared, on the verge of tears >start to walk back >find massive pile of god-tier shit >this dude got picked off by some monster >grab all his shit >become god of death >head back to edgeville >get ambushed by pkers 20 feet from border >die >tfw
>Playing RS with a friend of mine >Fishing >Dude come up to us and starts speaking in our native language(swedish) >Friend calls him a nigger in our native language >the dude goes apeshit and goes around screaming He called me a nigger >friend keeps calling him a nigger >guys starts screaming nigger back, not in our native language >guys gets banned >mfw i caught a shit load of seafood while my friend got a guy banned
>>563026505 I quit after RS3. Most the role players were already gone, major changes were coming, and Jagex closed down a shit ton of worlds for F2P. Pretty sure ours was closed too.
It might exist, but I'd doubt in the glory we had it. We had a King who stayed in Varrock (who was later deposed by his brother and resulted in a civil war lasting a few months), would make decrees, had raiding parties cleanse the Wildy, simple farmers, hell, we even had a guy run the jail in the Desert Pass and make them work the mines for a few days.
>got full dragon (g) from friend >some fag says come to wild to kill me for video >go to wild and try to fuck him up >fags got an army of ancient mages out there >I hit him first = skull >fuckme.jpg >teleport block >they went in dry. well fuck screw this game. >go back to ge >see the butthole that jacked my shit...selling it >rage
i never pvp anymore... if i ever do play, i just merch.
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