Uh oh /b/.
I'm studying at my super hot friends apartment and she fell asleep. What do I dooooo?
Cellphones gonna have to do
Guys give me moves I wanna do her. She's not wearing pants
go pick her up and take her to her bed, completely innocent if she wakes up and really honorable and sexy. Tell her you were just gonna put her in bed and head home and smile and she will totally fuck you. if she doesn't wake up or grabs you tightly, lay in the bed with her but not too close and post again real fast on your phone and I'll tell you what next.
The last time I sexually assaulted a girl in her sleep I lost a lot of friends
DO WHAT I SAID DON'T BITCH OUT MANG. BITCHES DON'T INVITE YOU OVER AND LEAVE THEIR PANTS OFF!
Hrmm. I would personally do nothing at this point, maybe wake her up so she doesn't get a crick in her neck, maybe let her sleep if she had a long tiring day.
Smoke the weed and blow it in her face. If she wakes up to bake you're being courteous.
or do this lol fuck what i said about picking her up and taking her to bed
Just taking suggestions
ALSO LOOK WHAT YOU FAGGOTS DID SHE WOKE UP FROM THE NOISE YOU WERE MAKING GODDAMMIT. she's asleep again doe
Holy Mother Terrisa on Mercediz Benz, you really are a spineless piece of dogshit. How many more oppurtinities do you think you'll get OP? Are you happy with your decision?
pack a bowl
take a hit
blow in her face while she's sleeping
her brain releases melatonin to keep her in heavy sleep
check eyelid to see if she's in the REM cycle, if she is, do as you pelase
>inb4 lift eyelids, fuck that
u can see their eye moving underneath their eyelid dumbfucks
Dude, she is totally asking for it, just look at her. She's even got her face in the pillow. All you've got to do is initiate. Take that fucking blanket off of her and ram that ass until the sun comes up.
where did you buy it? i need some like these ones
>She's asking for it.....
what he said.
>take dick out, picture of it next to her head.
>Dude, she is totally asking for it, just look at her. She's even got her face in the pillow. All you've got to do is initiate. Take that fucking blanket off of her and ram that ass until the sun comes up.
>You can move the blanket, and if she wakes up say she was uncovered and you were just covering her back up
If you don't know that she knows that your doing this shit, you know she knows right? Stop doing weird shit and fuck her, but if you can take blanket off and wait for her to spread legs then take pic
Just carry her to bed. Its your best bet to not get arrested.
Here are even more suggestions.
Hand in a glass of warm water. Grab scissors and cut her hair. Smear Jif peanut butter on the bottom of her feet; she's not likely to feel it and she'll stumble about when she wakes/ruin her couch. Tip the couch over. Grab her purse and take her wallet and order a week's supply of pizza and chinese food. Wipe a booger on her. Ornately leave little post-it notes all over her apartment.
It's not rape or anything. Just move the blanket up. If she wakes up just say "Sorry you were uncovered and I covered you back up because your ass was hanging out" You'll look like a whiteknight in chrome amour to her and you will get +1 rep with /b/
this is stupid as fuck OP, what do YOU want to do to her? what benefit of posting pictures of her but not doing shit am i missing?
how about you deliver or just quit being a pussy bitch friend zone motherfucker? LOL
It's over gents once again OP has proved to be a massive faggot.
Guys your right :(
Wait, I know! I WONT rape my friend! The first time it happened taught me a lesson. Seriously don't rape friends.
OP its me.. Listen to me. Its INNOCENT and will 75% get you laid, if it doesn't you know your friendzoned and you can move on /b/ro.. I'm only trying to help you..
lol someone just find her on facebook then call the friendly neighborhood spiderpigs. say some guy's taking advantage of her while she sleeps and give a link to the thread, and get on the bacon-phone. listen in as the bacon swarms op's punk ass
>Staying with you
>Sleeping around you
>Not wearing pants
Damnit OP you're frustrating. Just do the carry to bed thing or something similar and make a legit ass move. If she's really interested, get laid. If not than oh well, you tried.
The only way you can fuck this up is if you don't make a move. Than comes the friendzone.
>wake her up
>tell her you're gonna go home and she needs to lock the door behind you
>snake a kiss right before you leave
>walk out the door and blah blah dinosaur without looking back at her
> Fuck you heaven
No op, fuck you. Wasting everyone's time , and just confirming you are a faggot irl
Even my fucking captcha is fucking mocking you
> cisiomes would
fart in her ear as hard as you can. if you shit your pants so be it nigger
Look OP nothing is going to happen with her. She's out cold last thing she'll want to do if you wake her is fuck u. So this is what u do, wash ur cheesy bellend in the sink. Then post pics of ur cock next to her mouth. This is kind of thing is realistically all we can hope for.
>she wants your beta fucking peepee inside her you faggot
this, wtf is wrong with you OP
take that jif on the counter behind her, take off your clothes, and fucking cover yourself in it. All of it.
Once that's done, drag your computer and desk in front of the couch, start doing you chemistry work.
Throw the cranberry juice (open) at her sleepy cunt face, then do a 360 and look her straight in the eyes when she wakes up.
Slowly stand up. Don't say anything. Rub your dick on her phone, then walk out. Don't ever come back.
RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT THREAD!!!!!!!!!
the girl is pretty tho, i have to admit. Its probably his gf anyways and theyre posting here together. There no way someone would sleep like that. Shes totally awake, eather begging him to finally make an move or set up
Why have your call back number as a signature for your text messages? Like people can't figure out what number it came from.
a shitty gif from rule34 pheal, best frame out of it trust me (eureka)
Guys, OP hangs out with his "hot friend".
They smoke weed. Do homework together. She's comfortable around him to sleep with no pants/short-shorts.
OP is actually gay, has no interest in this girl other than being her friend, fucked with all of you while he gave you blue balls and made you cry.
AND THEN after all of this, he made you all look at his dick.
OP confirmed for Alpha Homo.
Hello fags. I just arrived at this thread and checked the filenames. You guys should go all back to reddit, fucking retards. Goodbye, Im outta here.
only thing you beta fag can do is sit next to her and start patting her head like you will do with your cat or something and then she wakes up and asks you what you doing tell her she looked so cute while sleeping you just felt like patting her. Hell she may start sucking you right that moment anyway nothing to loose there.
that´s it. thread died. and op proved once more that he´s a nigger and a faggot