Quite frankly I am sickened at the sight of not a single loli thread in all of the 10 pages
that's cool just stop on by when done
>playing video games
Who does that?
Who wants me to dump?
The real cool kids watch anime.
You and I both.
Nothing, yet. My friend's in the middle of a game of league.
We might play that - though I don't like to play it much - or find something else to play.
I 'should' be careful, since he frequents /b/ when we are chatting, but he's mid-game, so he won't tab out.
Well, two graphics cards in SLI run roughly $600.
Then there's two 4TB HDDs in RAID.
Actually, I'm not sure. I'll check - I have it all set on a wishlist.
It's a lifestyle.
my hard drive's face when
I didn't choose the loli life, it chose me.
>go to boring-ass family reunion barbecue
>see cousin for first time in years
>mfw she has gorgeous loli body
>awkward silence all afternoon
>we're totally into eachother
>asks me to come inside after dinner
share your own stories and i'll continue
does your friend not like loli? if so does he/she know your name?
Uh...anybody wanna plug up this loli?
2 graphics cards @ 300 each, so $600
CPU is $160
PSU is $160
That's $1,100 right there.
The case is another $100, but I'm fixing to upgrade to a $180 one.
4 RAM sticks, each pair ~$100
The two 4TB HDDs, $150 each.
Plus the small shit, like CPU cooler, mouse, keyboard, fans, dvd/media drives, it all totals to (new) $1960.29 (on newegg).
It's how it be.
He doesn't have chanx or NS, so I'll be safe as long as he doesn't recognize my typing patterns (which I think might be too distinguishable)
I'll dump some
nigga what? are you retarded?
Haven't you been posting these same ones in like every loli thread today? or am I crazy.
>Loli banned basically on every site. Paheal wants it gone, gelbooru does as well, hfoundry, fakku, ehentai etc ban it
>exhentai loses a lot of its art recently
>many countries banning it
>prior to an olympic event, countries generally try to clean up their seedier sides to prevent any social outcries or negative PR
>Olympics in Tokyo 2020
Pat the loli's head, receive hugs and smiles.
Both. They are some of my favorites and you are infact crazy.
i shared a story in an thread earlier today
>hanging out with my 15 year old cousin
>absolutely stunning little girl
>not too flat, dem hips
>she adores me
>we spend every moment together during the day
>she's really touchy-feely
>sits in my lap a lot
>we share a bed
>spend every night cuddling
she's a pretty heavy sleeper, it turns out
his typing style, things he does when he types that would distinguish him
A tight fit, but, it looks good on her, right?
Ok, makes sense to me.
Just stop typing.
I have a certain characteristic to the way I write. Be it text message, or on 4chan. My use of hyphens and the way I break sentences is pretty recognizable, I'd say.
Also, I'm dumping images I have tagged with "ass"
The tags are subjective, and it really just means that I believe that 'ass' was the prominent feature - more than anything else - in the image.
I'm just saying be prepared. Don't be the faggot in 5 years who wakes up to news of loli being made illegal in Japan and has a whole 2 doujins to survive him the rest of his life.
>follow loli-cousin to her bedroom
>awkward silence still
>lewd thoughts, pop a boner
>"That means you want to see my underwear, right?"
>nervous as fuck, slowly nod
>she lifts her dress, shows me beautiful blue panties
more stories for more continuation
no no. stop that. lolis need love. if they're not happy that's bad.
yeah sure thing buddy. I'll believe it when the cops are at my door.
i'm not following, but than again i might be retarded.
If they did they'd stop caring after the Olympics were over.
for instance, i never capitalize anything when i type for some reason
i don't really use punctuation other than commas, i try to use good grammar
i always misspell hilarious as hillarious
things like that
Don't worry anon, I'm sure you'll be a great typist someday.
I saw this CPU cooler that I really wanted. It was an external refrigeration unit that compressed rc134a (car AC gas) and used it to cool the CPU.
It could cool it to -14C
>Go to my Father Girlfriend house for a BBQ
>Her cute 13yo daughter haz 2 cute friends there
>Me alone at second floor with X-BOX as everyone else is at the BBQ
>Girls come to "Play" with me [mostly me carrying them and throwing them around]
> Girl 1 is cute blondie, blue eyes, Girl 2 and 3 are brunnetes all of em cute as frack and in dem shorts
> Lot's of Groping, Carrying them they all touchy and most of times shirts rolled back or even took em off for a while. Hnnngg
>Get them to calm down and continue on X-box
>Girl cuddle and sits on my lap
>Me get's boner
>Get's kind of surprised, look at her friends, then at me and just lays back down
This is something I never had a habit of doing.
Ever since I got my first cell phone and started texting, I always punctuated, capitalized, etc. Proper grammar and whatnot.
Though, not entirely proper, since I use a lot of conjunctions that don't actually exist.
Also, I take a bit of creative freedom with sentence structure.
not bad, not bad
>cousin showing me her panties
>dick is diamonds
>she's looking away all cute and nervous and shit
>"You can touch them if you want"
>slowly put my hand on her crotch, she moans
>ask if it felt good
>rub a bit, she moans again
>feeling real as fuck, tell her it feels better with the panties
>she goes quiet
>start pulling them down
yes, yes. i know. i try to spell things correctly, use proper sentence structure, etc
fite me irl fagit
I dont have much to tell but I will anyways
>Be an English teacher at a Korean elementary school for a year
>Theres a girl my 6th grade class
>silky, long black hair, budding breasts, adorable girly voice, and big clear eyes
>I could tell that she'll grow up to be a very pretty girl
>look exactly like how I envisioned a perfect loli to look like
>she saw me as a possible boyfriend rather than a teacher
>she would constantly send me love letters
>attempts to awkwardly flirt with me like how inexperienced schoolgirls do
>she is scolded constantly by my coteachers for trying to make physical contact with me at ever opportunity
>be too beta to do anything
>the most I could manage to do was take surreptitious pictures of her whenever i could
it hurts to live
Still not following, but I just might be fucking dumb
hmm. okay let's see
>be 18 a few years back
>at a neighborhood pool party, yes people do that
>people from all corners of my shitty neighborhood bring food, snacks, weed, drinks
>new family comes along
>'hi we're the ____s' nice to need you, loli2storm'
>'yeah it's nice to meet you too.'
>they introduce me to their kids
>holy fuck they had a lot
>like fucking 8 or 9
>one's not there
>they giggle "oh she's over there, but she's shy so be cautious"
>i go up to her
>"hello, my name is, loli2storm, what's yours?"
>she's reluctant but manages to say a few words
>"h-hi, I'm Bianca"
>we end up chatting for a while and she really grows to like me
>ends up sticking to me like fucking glue, but i don't mind because she's adorable
>the party withers down and within a few hours people start leaving
>nothing to much
>i look down and Bianca is looking worried
cont. i'm typin this as we speak i don't have it prewritten because fuck
>laying awake with cousin sleeping on my arm
>losing circulation in my arm
>shift her a bit
>she doesn't even move
>get an idea
>hug her with my hand on her chest
>feel her little breast through her shirt
>boner wants more
>slide my hand under her shirt
>feel her tummy, her ribs, her nipple
oh mein gott
>she's got the perfect little loli body
>sigh in content
>take my hand out of her shirt
>cuddle against her, bring her butt to press against my crotch
>sleep like a baby
see ya m8
Well I've got a bit of a story, but it ain't that lewd.
> be 13
> neighborhood always does ctf and shit
> playing ghost in the grave yard
> was an out of shape fat fuck so I got tagged along with some like 7 year old kid
> 7 year old's sister was original ghost
> she's 10 at the time
> tour guide and best friend says we should hide together under a tarp covering a wood pile
>'ew this stuff is pain full anon let me lay on you'
>she lies that we are face to face and she's right on my crotch
>the hole drill to catch them was going to be about 5 minutes long
>goes into action
>she holds me down When we were supposed to get out
> starts rubbing dick and making out with me
> Lebanon (pa) is crazy corrupt so she knows all about sex
> she days she wants me to pop her cherry
> start fingering her
> moaning into kisses
> she's already soaking but not used to it, climaxing fast
> round ends and we get called back
> friend is pissed
> say to her 'we aren't done'
>she's gonna be my senior bitch
> all the fuckings
Since there seems to be an interest in the specs of my dream system, I'll give a minor list of what I want in it. The components listed are general items, not specifically named brands or anything.
>6 8-core processors
>3 dual processor motherboards
>384 GB total RAM (64GB quad channel ram per processor)
>9 dual GPU graphics cards set up in triple SLI connections
>2 5TB HDDs set up RAID configuration
>500GB SSD for OS, programs, commonly accessed files
>multi-filament fiber-optic cabling to connect the towers
>if possible with-out it looking ugly as sin/being noisy as fuck, use liquid-nitrogen cooling for insane over-clocking
>if liquid N not doable, use aquariums of mineral oil and submerge the bare components in that
>have pumps and standard air cooling fans to circulate the mineral oil (super effective cooling, and safe to use with electronics)
>90"+ main display
>6 or more 25" displays under and to the sides of main display
>speakers, keyboard, mouse, etc would run around $5k
>program to get all 6 processors to run in tandem takes a bit....
It might help me sleep too.
the pain is real
>cousin's panties are down
>starting at perfect loli pussy
>lift her dress off
>lay her down on the bed
>she looks totally ready
>not really enough to whip it out, start eating her out instead
>she's moaning and giggling (guess it tickles?)
>she starts peeing
>get a mouthful of loli pee
>not even mad, kind of into that
>keep going, make her cum
>clean her up and get her dressed again
>she promises not to tell
>go home and fap like mad
still haven't been arrested, so i guess she never actually told
see ya soon, /b/ro
>"what's the matter?"
>"I don't want to go"
>I laugh softly "That's no reason to be worried, silly"
>I lightly pat her head and she smiles a warm smile that I remember to this day
>she grabs my arm tighter
>"No I really don't want to go"
>I get a bit worried thinking that her parents are abusive or something
>"why don't you want to leave?"
>"It's boring at my house"
>well you and your family can come over anytime
>That seems to make her happy
>she literally jumps for joy and tugs me down and kisses me on the cheek
>"Thanks a bunch!"
>and with that she goes to her parents
>spend the rest of the vacation doing this
>spend all day with her in a bikini
>she has me help her put it on
>when i finish tying it, i tickle her
>in the midst of her laughing she says something like "anon you pedo, i'm gonna pee if you don't stop"
>think "hmm... that wouldn't be a bad thing"
>pick her up and toss her in the lake instead
i miss that little punk.
i called her the other day and she sounded so happy. it was the best.
next month is her birthday, i'm wondering what i should get her.
I love it when a woman has handlebars. :D
hop off my dick you nigger
>i head off sending friends and neighbors off as i enter my house
>I squeeze off an easy one and head to sleep
>the next morning is normal
>I piss back a bowl and start wake n baking
>all of a sudden i hear a knock at my door
>curious I put my bowl down and walk to the door
>lo and behold it's little Bianca
>"Hiya there! You said i can come over today so i came!"
>i look at my watch
>it's fucking 7:30am
>i chuckle "where are your parents?"
>"oh they went to work."
>"shouldn't you call them to make sure it's okay?"
>she looks happy and victorious as if she had out witted me
>"I already did! they said it's fine as long as you're here!"
>I usher her inside and she starts running around playing with stuff
>"You live all by yourself?"
>"Yeah, that's what grown up do"
>we talk for a bit and i ask her if she want to go in the pool
>"Nope! i don't like swimming."
Someone make a new thread. I'm going to take a quick break but will be back. Link the new thread to this one.