>Few years ago, still working at grocery store
> Huge fat bitch who is incredibly rude
> I'm bringing in the carts, witness her waddle out from behind her car into the path of another car
> Car stops just in time, fat bitch makes some weird hippo sound at the driver (best way to write it would be AAHH AHHH!!!)
> About an hour later, doing carts again
> Woman pulls the same shit
> Car hits her this time, sends her flying
> Her leg SNAPS IN HALF
Best day of my life.
>be on the bus
>gigantic fat woman gets on
>bus leans to one side as she steps up
>she's out of breath from the 3 steps it takes to climb up
>her t-shirt is too small, can see a triangular flap of flab hanging down from her shirt, overlapping her bulbous protruding crotch
>gag as the triangle sways back and forth
>she then sits on the handicapped seats, the ones that fold up to allow a wheelchair, designed to hold 3 ppl, but only held up by a cable on either side
>she flops her whole weight on the seats
>she oozes to the floor while bellowing like a behemoth
>3 ppl help her to her feet
>she says "I should sue for this" between gasps of breath
>some random nignog in the back yells
>"you betta sue yo ass fo bein so fat too!"
>bus erupts in muffled laughter
>she waddles off the bus in shame
>bus tilts to side again as she departs
I went grocery shopping earlier and I was roughly outnumbered 3 to 1 by fat fucks pushing buggies full of chips, sodas, and processed food. I couldn't fucking believe my eyes. I live in a state with one of the highest rates of obesity and this was the first time I visually realized it.
based niggers, always good for a laugh one way or another
Universal Healthcare. Ain't it beautiful?
>I eat all of these things
I sincerely doubt it. You probably think you're eating healthy foods, but are not aware that it's crap. It's not entirely your fault either, since marketing is intentionally deceptive about this.
List the foods you eat regularly, or eaten just this weekend - SPECIFICALLY. Don't just say, "Tomato soup" Where did you buy it? What brand was it? Do you know the specific name of the food item?
I'm a nutritionist and can give you an objective perspective on your foods.
>be gr12 on bus headed home with friends
>sat down on end of 3 seat segment.
>bus stops to let people on
> suddenly bus tilts (wtf)
>see largest "top" shaped person ever!!?
>her hands, when by her side could not reach her waist
> mfw stands right in front of me.
>friend start cracking joks (look at land whale, could have rolled to destination...etc)
>try not to laugh...laugh anyway she clearly hears everything said
>leaves bus in shame
pic related its me and where i sat(for imaginatory purposes)
Do Americans really do this? The fabled Wal-Mart breed?
Fat fucks will literally the death of the NHS.
Today, I ate a 2egg omelet for breakfast, with mush, onions, red and green peppers in it, two slices of toast.
Through my work day I had yogurt, a banana, and 2 cookies, one can of coke
Dinner I had roast chicken, rice pilaff with tomato and green onion, and mixed veg (carrot, broccoli, cauliflower).
I've been on a kick lately of eating most things at home, and avoiding sugars and fast foods, it's rough though.
how does one get this "rooster" look?
upper body is massive and legs are regular sized or maybe even smaller.
how does he support himself? is balancing harder? what exactly does he eat/do/not do to get that kind of build? so many questions
There is a point where curves become, curve.
He can laugh while he can as long as he keeps the drink scarce. Alcohol can pack on the pounds. I'm not near obesity yet as I'm otherwise physically active, but I have packed on at least 15 pounds since I started drinking on a daily basis. There is a reason why they call that shit liquid fat. You're working with something that is completely counterproductive to your gains.
I would cut it out, but ya know, some shit runs deeper than vanity.
I do work out, I mentioned that earlier, ya big dummy.
Compared to my old demolition job, my shiny great new call centre job is like, one percent of the effort I used to put in a days work
>Stretch marks on her ankles
How do people genuinely get this huge? I'm skinnyfat and eat like shit but never seem to gain too much weight. Everyone tells me fast metabolism is a crock of shit invented by fatties.
What a fucking cunt. No social responsibility.
As I said for me some shit runs deeper than vanity. I jog every morning and follow a healthy diet. I was raised in a health conscious family so it's not hard at all for me to pick the right choices.
Still I have first world problems and drink to escape them. I tried to kill myself before and can't so much as not have a smile before everyone pounces on me.
So instead of showing sadness I finish my night off getting shitfaced. That is the only anti-depressant that has kept that at bay.
Plus like the other anon said. Drinking is the shit yo. :^)
I get it being fat is bad but these are obese people i think there's nothing wrong with having a gut
Her head looks like its protruding from a pile of melted chocolate
>The boat goes six feet offshore and they turn and stare at her on the shore for a half hour
You are obese also. These are morbidly obese people.
There's nothing wrong with having a gut...
except the following:
-You will die early
-You will cost close relatives and the state money and energy for your health problems
-You look like shit, no matter what people tell you, a girl will always prefer a "man shaped" man when she can see muscles. Its not a choice, its biological imperative.
-It means you have no discipline. It means that youre health, your own bell being, is not important enough for you to make a little minimal effort. (That you can do today with all of the comforts of modern technology, and that poor people ages ago could do just fine)
just gotta say as a fat guy that these have got to be one of my fav 4chan threads. i guess its not having the desired effect cause im not as disgusting as most of the pictures posted . kinda makes me feel better about myself . like i have more room to grow...more fat to roll more skin to stretch mark
Reminds me of Cheerleading tryout that about 100 students were invited to. We were given and option to vote on who would be our team's cheer leading squad. Good showing for most part, no one trying out that shouldn't be, and then out comes Madame Beluga. "Aw shit, here we go." Comes in running, booming across the gym floor. Coming in too hot. Begins to do cartwheels, one succeeds, two goes off, "She's gonna be ok surprisingly."
Goes for the third cartwheel. BAM, doesn't stick the leading hand. Goes around and slams hip, side and leg right to the floor. The BOOM was heard in the library, no shit, friend texted me from there and asked what happened. Slow to get up, goes crying off the floor. Tryout postponed due to misplaced floor board.
2 weeks later, find out she gets on the squad via pity vote, breaks ankle during 1st routine.
IM IN THIS GUYS SAME BOAT (yes i get the boat is sinking cause we r so fat) let me respond
1 life is too long
2.i totally plan on offing myself the second my health goes bad
3.im too old to lose the weight cause i will get the lose skin so the looking good ship has long sailed
4. and yes my body is one of my many failures but not my biggest failure by far
Man after watching this I'm so glad I come from a "genetically healthy" family who know when to much is to much and has a great standard on personal self image... And I come from one of the fastest places in america
omfg fat fucking women.....trying to justify being fat! They know deep down in that lard ridden heart that they are not happy....I almost hate fat women like this more than niggers..
You're right, time for a world reset!
Im glad that she lost weight and all, but its kinda sad... to have your life focused so much on a basic fact...
i mean, normal people, just excersise regularly, eat like a sane person, and be done with it... That allows them to also have a life
Err... Not gonna lie, I'd probably hit that...
Im a fat piece of shit at 220 pounds 5'5" but I will never delude myself into thinking like this. It makes my cholesterol filled veins boil knowing these shits exist and are parasites on normal people.
God damn it this thread makes me wanna lose weight.
Exactly what it sounds like. Think crispy chicken but instead of chicken its butter. Think that's bad? The county fair has deep fried Mayo Balls. Taste like shit but guy that runs it says its the top seller everywhere they go.
what I wouldn't give to pound those thighs though DAT ASS gotta be PHAT nawmean niggas?
Oh, I hope you break down fat bitch, like you break down every molecule of carbs you eat an store them like fat in your disgusting belly, you cry not because people like thiner people better, you cry because you don't have that, you want it but you're a horrible person, you're ugly outside and inside, selfish blob, the whole world doesn't revolve around you, but in the future it will, when you develop a stronger gravitational pull, fucking fat whale.
shit sorry ...i could fake it i guess. i could go all in caps and make a bunch of thyroid/big boned/its hereditary comments . here let me try
LEAVE US BE! WE ARE FINE JUST THE WAY WE ARE (ahh fuck sorry man i dont have it in me) cant fake a good butthurt
Err... I'm not sure I exactly get what happened... It seems to imply that she took the guys seat, but she actually bought the ticket herself or something? Were the two chairs not next to each other? That's the only thing i can imagine
Listen to me on this one. You don't. I hit that thing's near identical twin, and it was terrible. Just fucking terrible.
>>Doggy is a no go, the smell is boner suicide
>>Her on top will actually break your pelvis
>>Can't carry her
>>Mine was stingy with the head
>>Missionary was like trying to fit your dick past a bag of pudding into a vagoo
The last time we tried her over a couch (my head was backed away), we discovered some strange substance on my shirt. She said it was blood, and that happens after not doing it for a while.
>>Look at shirt
>>Save her embarrassment of using me as TP
It was a white shirt too. For the love of dear god it was bad.
TIME TO PLAY /b/'s FAVORITE GAME! HAND OR FOOT!
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>p.s. the ps2 sucked
FAT FUCKING WHORE!!!
You're jokeing right? I've seen more ass on that anorexic chick that /b/ likes so much...
Motherfucker I posted the wrong image, and after another anon posted the right one even!
>mfw I have so many of these saved that I can't even sort them anymore
>posted the image in another tab; don't know if I'll still have the same ID in this one