I don't want out future relationship to be based on a lie. I'm a raging pedophile and I saw your picture and thought you were gorgeous. I don't want you to be weirded out or anything because I am actually 40 yeats younger at heart.
I'm actually pretty impressed with /b/ today...
I like how we've all taken a shining to Nicole.
You make me proud /b/oys
Oh god, it's getting hawt in hurr.
now paste a second while i pour some word-soup in your ear-pots. i'm fresh hits like you don't even know, and i can tell you want a hot helping of this man fondue. what we're going to diddly donky do is meet at a time and a place so i can get down on all fours and suck your clitdick like it's going out of style. now i'm talking like golfball through a garden hose, know what i'm laying? you're going to be walking completely normal for days after because my sexual performance is in every way sub-average.
i want to hold your hand and listen to your opinions and take you to applebees and let you order whatever you want so i can stick my willydong in your funholes and drink your bathwater
lemme slather your buttermuffins with my thighpaste and then i can write poems to your majesty all over your body with my big boy juices
Yea bitch, this will suit my nigger dick just fine. Your ass is gonna get a fucking pounding mate, by my flaccid weiner. I'm the god damned mayor of Browntown and my dong was just elected in your ass.
My four inches are gonna jackhammer away until your arsehole is nothing more than red-brown applesauce. Get ready for the general assembly that is your excruciating pain and my ecstasy.
And maybe, just maybe, if you beg enough through your whimpers of anal suffering, you can eat my shit through a funnel you stupid excuse for a butthole.