>incapable of reading
>2000+1 the year of our lord
Have you guys heard of a game called Halo? Is it any good? Idk, looks disappointing tbh. I'm thinking of buying it but I spent quite a bit of money on my new cellphone. It's pretty awesome, it's about 3/4 of an inch which is pretty damn thin and it has snaaaake!
Dude they are showing reruns of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, fukken brutal!
You guys see this yet, hilarious!
I'll upload it on my new Diamond shotgun modems.. 2x 56K baby!
MFW it's 2001 and I'm dealing with a series of encounters between humans and mysterious black monoliths that are apparently affecting human evolution, and a voyage to Jupiter tracing a signal emitted by one such monolith found on the Moon...
Listen! I have an important message! I am communicating with you from the year 2014!! It is vital that you hear what I have to say.
1) On September 11, there will be a massive terrorist attack. Men will hijack several airliners and use them to destroy the World Trade Center in New York. They will also attack the Pentagon. You must warn the people!
2) Keep an eye out for a car company called Tesla. Buy that stock.
3) Look for something called Bitcoin. Buy them. As many as you can. They will be worth more than you can imagine. Sell them when they break $1100 each.
4) Comic book movies are about to get BIG. Buy a stake in Marvel Comics.
5) There is a Canadian named Justin Beiber. He must be destroyed immediately to prevent a grave injustice.
Wake up, grab a brush and put a little makeup
Hey guys, I found this cool website called Funnyjunk where you can look at funny pics and vids
Wouldn't it be great if there was a website everyone checked multiple times a day that let you organize events and invite people. It would let them RSVP, invite their friends, and remind them before the event happened.
People forgetting about get-togethers and flaking would become a thing of the past.
got my jncos on, my fanny pack n my walkman, life is great
Me- hey i just bought some gold bars.
friends- fucking idiot, what you going to do with that, is not an investment-
me- 2012- YOLO fuckers
Hey guys, I just got an after-school job. The application was three pages long. A little excessive for a retail job that only pays 2 bucks above minimum wage, don't you think? And the jerks took three days to call me for an interview.
One of these days, I'm gonna punch right in the face!
No you fool! If you kill Justin Bieber, he will not buy a comic book! when that comic book is not bought, his friends will never know about that comic book! then not enough will be bought, causing marvel to die. Then the employees of Marvel will never buy bitcoins, or Tesla, and the stock will take vastly different directions! Then the former/past/wouldn't be employees become terrorists as well, and destroy civilization as we know it!
NEVER TRY TO CHANGE TIME
I love my Job at the WTC, Too bad I have to work on my birthday that is September 11th.
hey guys, guys I just found this website called wikipedia and this Jimmy Wales seems to b a pretty cool guy
Hi sure I'd love to meet up with you, Yahoo chat is so boring lately let's do something fun. Where are we going? I really like your van. But mom I don't need to go to therapy I feel fine. Mom why did dad kill himself? No it feels great let me show you how you do it. It's not my fault I was suspended it's his fault for not wanting to feel good.
i heard its fairly easy, all you need is a passport, visa which you can purchase from your local embassy and some startup money.
and with bush promising to cut taxes now would be a great time to come over.
feels like it's our time to shine, yung trappers and leaners.
Am i the only one who is existed about windows xp coming out in a few days? Also anyone catched the latest soprano episode. Its whack. That series gonna live to have 10 seasons,believe you me.HBO always broadcasts good things,i doubt that will ever change.
I come from the future.
In the future, everyone will dox themselves openly and you will be arrested for "trolling" or treating the internet like the internet like countries like Australia.
You will resist at 1st but in the end eventually you will all dox yourselves and even give the methods to improve doxing like requiring a picture to "prove" you're you in the picture.
Also, in the future, you will spam people who play videogames so they will get money and will basically be indirectly marketing and paying for some asshole to play a videogame.
Also, in the future, you will pay for videogames and make slavery a fashion. Instead of downloading it for free you will "give" away extras to spam it so more people pay for videogames.
Also, in the future, people will be paid to be camwhores, make stupid videos like you're getting on Napster and Kazaa now, and point out obvious facts that everyone already knew in text form by making it video form.
Also, talking to people with a microphone using your real voice and showing your real face and giving your real information will be the majority. Having an internet identity and not using your real name or face will be the minority and networks and corporations will actually ban or arrest you for it. And you will follow them like sheep.
You will all be sheep.
So, I warn you, 2001, not to let the cancer that killed the internet kill the internet.
Kill the cancer and save the intenret.
Yeah sure,now get off the internet,i bet your asylum doictor tried to call you for hours.
Attack on the pentagon. Yeah totaly. And like the WTC could ever be destroyed. Thats a piece of New York,chap. It takes more than a plane to take down that baby. Also,who could hijack a plane? Flying a jumbo is not as easy as you think. Airport secuity won't let you carry a fucking scissor,but sure,people will bring enough shit on board to hijack ,and fly and airplane. Totaly.
Also telling everyone to buy stakes is a good idea. you just want to lower the value of marvel,and you will buy Dc stocks.
Also,who gives a fuck about canadians?
Also some fancy internetcurrency is gonna worth more than hard cash. Get real,you fruitcake.
Hey guys, check out my new phone!
I hope this thing is durable.
Hi guys. Remember to follow me the next couple of years. I work so damn hard, harder than anyone to win the Tour de France the 4th time, I have a feeling I will set records. btw. I can't stand these doping pricks.
I would never trust these new shitmodels,probably all faulty. They can't make working parts this small. I'll stick with my trusty motorolla,thank you.
I actually get sad posting this. Before 9/11 I considered USA to be the greatest country in the world, even as a European. But then that shit happened and you got the patriot act and etc. I was like a dream ending. Up untill 9/11 2001, everything was possible in the world. Maybe its my rose tinted glasses, but It seemed like that back then, for me at least.
you do know that most of europe, especially the UK, passed laws far worse than patriot act, right? much more invasive giving your gov'ts much more power? they just didn't give it a goofy jingoistic name for every fedora to latch on