I'm guessing this is a giant fucking horsefly? What do?
He's being a little faggot lying on his back huffin' and puffin'.
You're thinking of a bot fly
Put it in the freezer until it is knocked out cold. Then quickly while it's still unconscious glue it really well to a decent length of string. Await it to thaw out and regain consciousness. Enjoy your new pet.
> Pull foreskin back
> Pick up Horsefly
> Insert horselfy between head of penis and the foreskin
> Roll foreskin foreward.
>Insert abdomen into ass
>Tense sphincter muscles
>Cut that little nigga in half.
kinda sad that this isnt about rolling a number and an OP which delivers whatever is rolled, but about someone who just asked a question and will never do this shit.
why the fuck did my phone include my number in my post?
Wings have been removed. He's buzzing around and appears to be in quite a lot of pain. Proceeding to give it some medical marijuana to ease the pain.
Horsewalk has been given two small hits of some marijuana. Breathing has increased significantly, bub subject has appeared to be mobilized now.
Too late. Proceeded to set fire to the wings of the horsefly as a show of force and a form of psychological torture. The moment he saw the fire he got up and ran around in a circle and fell over. This humiliates the fly.
What kind of life can a horsefly have without legs or wings? Find out later with science.
attach a balloon so spacefrog has a friend
There aren't any more of them.
Shame fills his soul as he watches a human-built flying machine go overhead.
He gets sugar everywhere when he buzzes. I think I have just the submarine for this little guy.
cum on it
lol op is incredibly poor. is this what niggers do for fun?
The submarine idea didn't really work out too well. I submerged him in my roommates water bottle. You can kind of see him.
Poor people cant afford fresh sheetrock putty
RED ALERT, THE SUBMARINE HAS RECEIVED EXTENSIVE HULL DAMAGE AND THE PRESSURE CAUSED WATER TO GET INTO THE SUBMARINE. HORSEFLY APPEARS TO BE ALIVE. NOTICEABLE LACK OF STRENGTH AND ENERGY.
Getting a gif up to prove he's still alive. Bear with me and continue giving some ideas.
I wonder if he's anti-smoking? Probably not after he smoked two bowls.
Apparantly rich people deliver comments on others for fun. You fuckin snob
He was a tough motherfucker, but everyone and everything breaks.
Sorry, should have put a trigger warning.
Drying him off now.
I shall smoke his internal organs with my bong so he and I may me one with each other. Tasting shall commence after. Oddly enough his insides smell like cinnamon..
did he alter the taste of the hit at all?
Only the best obviously. I feel like I'm one with him in spirit and mind. Thank you everyone for experiencing with me the rebirth of myself and horsefly. We are very grateful.
How does it feel knowing that flies perceive time slower so this probably felt like an eternity to him?
Seriously, it's a fucking piss off horsefly that was buzzing around me trying to bite me. Fuck him. Fuck him in the ass.
It doesn't feel like anything, I'm just here imagining scenarios how would you feel if at some point in your life an islamic fuck captured you and tortured you the same way you did to that fly. Wouldn't you prefer him to kill you fast and get posted on the internet?
Why don't you respect life?
You are the retard here, I viewed the whole thread and saw the OP posted a gif where it's clearly alive.