Ok /b/, let's hear some of your absolute worst pickup lines
Do you need an icebreaker, because I brought an ice pick
JUST BOUGHT TWO TICKETS TO THE GUNSHOW But I'm not giving them to you. Im going with your tickets.
It's like your a fossil sample and I'm a polite paleontologist. Know why?
Because I'm asking to date you.
> mfw it worked.
can i borrow your phone? i just told my ex i was gonna call her when i found someone better
can i tie your shoes? i just don't want you falling for anybody else
if i had a penny for everytime i think about you i'd have one penny because you never leave my mind
have you got the number for a vet... cos these swans are sick
I likes ya. And I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.
do you have wings under your shirt? cause girl you are fly as hell.
have your drains been snaked lately?
and my personal favorite, really gets the canadian bitches goin
>lemme glaze dem timbits gurl
You know, the Japanese government actively segregates their Korean-ancestry citizens, creating explicit second class citizenship and allowing North Korea to gain an ideological foothold by lending monetary aid to the Korean-only schools that population is forced to go to. What's say you and me make some racial purists angry and have a 2 hour fuck fest in the bathroom?
Works literally every time. Helps if you're a mutt like me, then any sex is bound to be multiracial, even if it is just shades of white
I call my dick "your money"
so, baby, put it where your mouth is.
You just need to walk up to a girl and say, "I just wanted to tell you that cheesy pick up lines don't work on me."
When she says ok or whatever, just say "That's the worst pick up line I've ever heard."
She'll probably chuckle and say "whatever."
That's when you say, "lucky for you I think you're hot and don't need a better pick up line."
fucking math plebs on 4chinz these days
a derivative is tangent to a single curve, moron, just one!
>yfw you guys are making me laugh more than any ylyl
god dammit i was gonna say this
Excuse me ma'am, hi, I believe there is something on your hand there.
>Where exactly? There's nothing on my hand!
Its sorta hard to spot. If I may? *offer hand politely*
>Well I guess.
*fake examine the hand*
Oh, there it is! I see!
>What? What is it?
It's me. Hi, my name is anon!
mfw I have actually gotten numbers with this opener.
I could see you from a mile away and you really caught my eye. I didn't want to talk to you though but your gravity really pulled me in.
inb4 not useful
>Black men meeting white hambeasts.
Daaayyuuuummmmm nigga smooooooooooootthhhhhh really though im using that
I don't draw, but I put the D in raw.
I take the "the" out of psychotherapist.
Hi Kendra, I'm David. You may not know me, but I know you; probably better than your own mother. I've been admiring you from afar for months now, looking at your hobbies and interests and seeing what we have in common, and what we both dislike. According to the E-Harmony profile I set up for you, we're very compatible.
So, Kendra, I'd like to ask you just one question, you beautiful angel you:
Sharpie in pooper?