Only have a few so I'd appreciate a bump or two
Thanks, i just miss the word "bulge" and don't find on google.
Long but DEFINITELY worth the read
this one always gets me...
>thinking I became super pimp because getting texts from everybody
>go to hot chick's house
>before going brother gives me condom and winks
>I go there all dressed up as the pimp I thought I was.
>Several guys jump me in front of her house
>Beat the shit out of me (no breakage though)
>I have bruises all over me
>It was my pride that was hurt more.
>They take my clothes off
>Beat me a bit more with two kicks to the nuts
>Hurts so much I can't do anything but weep and cry..
>I can't stop thinking about how pathetic I am
>Guys pick me up
>throw me in dumpster and piss in it.
>I have to walk home with a bloody nose, naked, and smelling like piss.
>I just stopped crying an hour ago.
we're standing by, just remember to timestamp, anon
First, they broke my glasses so I had to get a replacement "ear piece thing"
Bloody remnants on my shirt. Not a lot considering I got it thrown in front of my house an hour later.
Probably the only bruise I got. (I have pretty tough skin) This one hurt A LOT, I got kicked in the jaw and almost in the neck.
What the fuck I thought you were copying that Autistic kid's story but gawd dayum this is beautiful.
No thanks for both suggestions. I'm just scared shitless. I'm just really mad cause of how stupid I am. I thought I actually had a chance with that girl. I have no dignity but I'm not going to use outside help.
This is bullshit, but it's not your fault anon. You need to report this to the police, otherwise you will regret not doing so later on, trust me.
These are some serious people. They're the rich kids in Slovakia. I'm just a loner exchange student. The story would probably get bribed off and I would get murdered. This isn't America where the police is just. This is a shit country run by mafias.
DID I JUST MISS A LOVELY CHEEZE PIZZA?!?!?!?!
This is gonna sound like total bullshit but I promise it's the truth. I'm actually a Syrian refugee .. I come from Aleppo. Will post front cover of passport ONLY with face next to it if you want. I would prefer not to though :)
you Don`t seem too professional, if you were you know you need to stalk your target for a few days probably you could be an assasin but not professional
Here's to hoping I don't get fucked again. This time by /b/ ..
Wow, an actual nice person on /b/! Someone needs to cap this haha.
Thanks for the welcome. I'm probably gonna transfer to Romania or some shit next year. I can't go to western EU cause it's expensive af and Syrians need visas to go anywhere these days.
sometimes the knife on the chest to make it look like a robbery works.
Hit and run
If the person is known for trouble and you want it to make it look like an accident you pass them out if they frequent bars, send in a call girl give her 300 - 500 dollars so she spikes the drink with ear medecine.
Also if you want it like an accident you do the same thing send in a prostitute if this person has life insurance, after they pass out you go on the hotel inyect them with whisky and put the car on N and throw it down a cliff.
the heroin method also works
if they are drug users you can always do the overdose thing or stab this person in the ear a single drop of blood comes out, makes it look like they had some sort of brain stroke, but this last ones are when they are important people someone that fucked up.
Money is an issue. I lost my Dad a year and a half ago, my Mom works at a bakery and I study and work at McDonald's. I don't want to risk our stability just because I'm a fucking pussy.
look dont go telling the cops .. in balkan that will only brew a shitstorm ... my and my frends got our asses beaten by 10 fucking speed junkies .. just get some guysto hang with you and thats your best bet ,,chill with them or .. just do drugs till you become fucked up in the head and bash ther fucking heads in ;) .. but no dont call the cops
I was stranded there for three months after my Dad was killed. Me and my Mom crossed the border and went to a refugee camp. Luckily we had a friend in Turkey who came and put us in his house. We were subject to much racism and we were always insulted and never given any jobs
fake you gullible faggots
"In a press conference on 12 March, police reported that Kretschmer had announced his killing spree several hours ahead of time on Krautchan. The next day, police determined that this message had not been written on Kretschmer's computer and was a forgery."
Because their currency isn't really that strong. We get financial help from my uncle who's well off and still living in Syria. We don't want to burden him. My dream is to go to medical school then go to the US. Especially California because people seem nice there. Take my mom there and let her retire in peace.
be cool .. listen dont give a shit .. beter to punch them like a man and get your ass kicked like a man then be a pussy ;) .. well shit if u still change your mind about the drugs try speed .. u wil be soo crazy u will be eating concrete haha :)
Sorry to hear about your dad, when things like that happen you grow up fast. I was in a similar situation once. I would strongly recommend you read the book Mans Search for Meaning, by Viktor Frankl. It helped me a lot, getting my life back, i am finally graduating as an engineer next year.
Good. Its a very famous book, you can probably borrow one in english at the local library. It wont cost you any slovakian korunas, and its only 100 pages long. Remember to always shave, stand and walk smartly. I'm off to bed now, good night and good luck. thx for sharing your story/pics
Guy invited girl over to his place that he met on okcupid. He secretly setup his webcam to record the whole thing. they dryhumped for an hour until she finally gave him a handjob.
>I dont have a copy of the thread
yes, this is prime minister of sweden!
bork bork bork bork bork bork
don't underestimate the power of anons
you know i feel even more bad for you now, why dont you make a new thread with all the stuff?
heres some OC i made a few days ago
I await these stories with bated breath, you magnificent bastard.
While we wait, I just remembered that I have a bunch of 4chan pictures, so I'll post some.
>bored surfing r/classic4chan
>see funny ass thread
>Decide to copy and paste it on /b/
>mfw when people actually buy this shit
>anons demand proof
>I part my hair and make it as beta as possible
>I squish my neck in to get a double chin
>I wear my hipster cousin's glasses
>People lose their shit over it
>Thinking I'm some sort of reject
>inb4 I'm actually an A+ student going to medical school next year and am actually super social.
>Go on /b/ for nightly thread before I sleep.
>mfw when I see my earlier bait thread
>I make some shit about being beat
>post picture of pimple on my back
>post picture of cousin's hipster glasses
>drop some nail polish on my tshirt
>Cover my neck with make up
>Feel like I'm losing momentum
>incorporate being Syrian (only true part)
>people eating this shit
>Meeting an actual nice person on /b/
>Mfw I've only been lurking for 8 weeks
>Mfw I've trolled /b/ on epic proportions
>Mfw people actually think someone CAN spaghetti that hard
>pic related Me and my girlfriend
oh fucking hell
well played OP.
You are a legend
are you even European
I must say, that was beautiful, well played anon, well played.