All yours OP, stream it if you try it
nope I wouldn't either. but this works fine, with no possibility of producing mustard gas
i've got one of these dont forget to make a hole at the bottom
my all-time fleshlight is a real live cute guy's butthole
even has nice sound effects
and it cleans itself up afterwards
best of all--it's free--and replacement versions are widely available
their other attachment is a nice tongue, plus wiggly fingers and toes
YESSSS... thank you. I was /r/-ing for this .jpg for 2 years. Thank you thank you thank you
Tried making one, doesn't work. It's just a good way to waste time and make somewhat of a mess.
On the plus the side corn starch is a useful tool for keeping a fleshlight feeling silky smooth.
I have a DIY but idk if you guys want it
that's what I was afraid of. but wouldn't being aware of it be reassuring?
try holding your respiration 10 sec you will wake up i've been trough many of this i know this scarry shit will stay in your head but next just hold your breath you will wake up
i've been doing lucid dreamin since one year now
this technique know as WILD can indeed induce sleep paralysis wich is a scrarry experience however the FILD technique is harmless (google FILD lucid dreaming) and is more indicated for beginners
It happened to me a few times and I ended up researching it, came across a few religious things and one place said that if you say jesus or spell it out in mid air with your finger you will break free of paralysis.
Next time it happened to me I struggled to get words out but when I did manage to say his name I instantly broke free.
I don't know what the fuck to believe cus it's more than just a mere dream. Most likely some crazy brain shit though
But please, do not do it this way! The shit you will see you can never unsee. There's more.. Natural ways of doing it. Ways that don't involve shit so scary you would shit yourself if the sleep paralysis allowed.
can't get enough butthole
care to volunteer, dickhead ?
you seem like a total butthole
yep sleep paralysis is really a weird moment for the brain, he dont know how to react and can go into strange things
fun facts if you are lucid dreaming your subsconcious will try to lure you into your "normal state" of dreaming by offering you crazy dream sex. It often works
Can you imagine thinking you're getting into a regular street fight with someone and he throws powdered glass into your fucking eyes? Jesus Christ, if I'm THAT desperate to get away from a fight and don't care about being a pussy I'll just kick him in the fucking nuts.
if you want to learn more on the subject i'm afraid that the best ressource for now is the subreddit dedicated to lucid dreaming
I know i know hurdurr redditfag but this site is not that shitty when it comes to obscure subject like that and you avoid all the shit by just staying in the small sub.
I dont ask anyone to become a redditor, just saying that if you are interested by this subject the subreddit is nice
also maybe try /x/ never lurked this board cant tell
both windshield wiper fluid and especially antifreeze are toxic to most living things, like you, and huffing febreeze after poisoning yourself might have the effect of making your corpse smell slightly better
The anitifreeze will dissolve your organs if you drink. Why the fuck would you pour wiper fluid on yourself. Just take 50cc of concentrated in each eyeball. More effective than that shit. :^)
The electric match for these
for all you underage faggots out there.
Don't do this if you can get normal booze.
now i've never killed myself, but i imagine shooting yourself in the head or jumping off a very tall object would be just as painless and you won't look like a pussy who can't take a bit of pain right before he ends his life.
And if any of you fucks go to prison
I used this to bust into safes I found at storage auctions. Use little at a time unless you want to destroy the contents.
i've just kinda learned how to lucid dream all on my own, through trial and error. i've tried this method plenty of times (i try it pretty much every time i sleep) and it's never really worked for me. i don't really know how i started lucid dreaming, but now in all of my dreams i either fully know i'm in a dream or in the back of my mind i know i'm dreaming and i do things i know i would never do in real life, knowing what the consequences will be, but doing them anyways. i also remember my dreams much better than i used to
dont do this it doesnt work fast enough, pic related
Mixing gasoline with styrofoam apparently dissolves the styrofoam into a gelly like substance too that can be used like napalm. Never tried myself but I remember as kids we all knew how to do it.
Why does everyone always give me shit on that one?
Yes, it does work.
Napalm Molotov's work wonders when used for destruction. They burn much longer. I can't think of any use that won't get you locked up, though, except starting a nice trash fire.
because fulminated mercury is incredibly shock sensitive. It's not like they showed on breaking bad but you'd probably fuck up your hand/face royally by trying to mess with it.
If you wanna do bombs ANFO is the way to go, it's super stable and easy to work with.
i have lots moat of all kinds if anyones still lurking
for real anfo is easy: ammonium nitrate is a fertilizer ingredient. If you can find pure AN you're gold, also, you'll end up on a terror watch list.
and fuel oil, just drive to a country gas station and fill up.
Well I'm out of shit now.
Don't even know why i saved this haha
Go on /k/'s diy threads. They have some really neat shit. The ones like the ks9 are not gonna be coming out no more though, the guy who made them either an hero'd, was in a shootout, is in prison, or in thailand avenging his sister's rapist/murderer. Those are the things i've heard anyways
What if you don't have three hands to hold the button, the handle, and press the buttons?
>inb4 gas price got me hard
worked at a gas station, often had techs in to fix our pumps and they would have to test them afterwards, would have been easier if they could just do this, instead they had to come in every 2 minutes to ask us to clear the total.
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Nobody knows about operation reNigger anymore...
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