Make me look better /b/.
Can someone fix this picture of me?
I need to fix it so that I can put it on a dating site. Virgin 22 year old. Changing the background to something more manly would be much appreciated.
gangsta grip too close and stock is too collapsed, ranger roll your cap, roll up those sleeves.
add 4 lasers, 50rnd drum mag, put skittles in the pistol grip, get some fucking muscle pussy
hope dis helps
You're doing this thread wrong. I will bump with more women
This should look good for u OP ! made a litle hitler mustache on u !
It's not funny, this is serious
I really need to get laid
FUCK OFF YOU NIGGER DO IT PROPERLY. FUCK ALL OF YOU KIKE LOVING NECKBEARDS
Well for one, your not getting laid in those nasty ass racks. Seriously troop, organize that shit. Then maybe after you clean your damn room your hygiene can follow. Hit the gym, muscle up, kick the fat kids ass and then go get some dependant pussy. Jeez.
use this one op. you'll get girls like how those killed your grandfather in ww2
lets be honest here,
no one fucken go to /b/ for real advice
no one sane would post pic of themselves and
expect anything but shit,
the faggot op is trolling everyone
it's probably not a pic of him
but someone he wants /b/ to defame for lulz
you are a tool if you help this faggot
mad? no just trolling
man OP your such an ass!
Are you fucking high? People go for advice on /b/ all the time, and alot of the time they actually work you fucktard. How the fuck am I trolling, I'm asking for a pic with a better background and all these idiots keep shitposting.
I tried /r/ but they're just as shit as /b/
Well Kjetil your fucked.
Hell no. This thread is not gonna die.
Here you go. Here is a cutout. Lets use the shit out of this picture
wtf is PA?
I asked for someone to make the background look better, but none of you retards are capable of making it look better than the dirty shitroom. The only thing you faggots do is post bs and crap that has nothing to do with the thread AT ALL. Hope reddit kills you
Just say this is you. You're lying already.. might as well make it easy for us.
Backstory: You are acting as a peace keeper in Where-ever-stan.
What is "sage"?
Entering "sage" (by itself) into the [Options] field while replying will cause the thread not to bump to the top of the page. Contrary to popular belief, a sage is not a downvote, and should not be used as one. "sage-bombing" or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.
>asked /b/ to photoshop picture of himself.
>pissed off when /b/ starts fucking around.
We should probably do as OP said. here is my suggestion for the dating site
Well that's there you are wrong. I'm just as fag as any of the other fags in this faggot thread!
I will give you another suggestion
Thanks for keeping the peace OP!
Also, keep saging.
Had to go through some gay shit to get that.
Got your profile pic right here OP
They're lying to you OP.
You need to put firstname.lastname@example.org in the email field for it to work, but /b/ doesn't have email fields. Sorry. All you're doing by typing that is making sage-crystals diminish for no good reason.
Oh, you probably don't know what sage-crystals are.
Have you seen the images which state you need a 4chan gold account to see the image? The money raised from these accounts are taken each month and mots (the creator of the website) goes on a trip to Siberia to get more. Dangerous, but he does it for the community and we appreciate it.
I hacked OP's Facebook account.
Look what I found!
Overuse of SagE/SAGE depletes these crystals, as the server recognizes the text but doesn't have the required email to verify the user would actually like to sage, and isn't just saying the word. When this happens, the crystals are sapped regardless, but the energy goes nowhere. It gets stuck in a buffer and is expelled to the next actual sage on a board which has email fields. This is equally bad, because it de-bumps the thread more than the user intended.
Well aren't we all? If you got a dick you are a faggot. Really!
If you haven't tried it, well then you have lost an experience. I can tell you that.
Enter the realm of faggotry!
If you wanna know something that is really gay. Then yeah! Girls. girls are gay. There is nothing more manly than men!
I believe the rest of /b/ would agree with me on that one
Either good troll or really, really dumb reddit fag.
this kid is trying to troll so hard i'm keking.
Oh my god, this thread is pure goooooold.
YYb8q8g5 confirmed for troll
>not using Bing
>not until this thread is gone so it doesn't stain my reputation
>doesn't stain my reputation
I've saved this thread, found your dating account, and will send it to every girl who you hook up with :3
Why in the sheep fuck are you holding a rifle indoors?
Why in the blue hell are you pointing it anything?!
Take off your damn cover inside.
Shine your goddamn boots.
Those racks look like a bag of refried ass.
You're a fucking shitbag and I hope your wingmen tell every girl you hit on that you have herpes, you fucking disgrace to a uniform.
Come on. Don't give him that. That is not a real rifle. and that is not a real uniform. It's an airsoft and he bought those clothes on a online store that sells military lookalike clothing.
And the rifle. don't start me on that. It's just an airsoft.
So give the kid a break. and make me a sandwich!
No, he has given it away that he is an obvious troll. Every faggot in this bread needs to lurk more.
I will show you my rifle instead! Here u go! So lighten up and try to enjoy this thread. It's amazing!
I thought I'd give it one last shot to help you OP.
Here's you protecting the president.
I look way better than you in your faggot uniform!
And mine might be much more funnier to mess with!
Cut your fucking hair faggot. You look like a dirtbag.
Oh yeah cause a tidy bed is what saves you from the enemy. Being a faggoty maid doing your bed like a little hotel servant is clearly the way of achieving military vicotry, why didn't hitler think of this.
A clean room and a tidy bed makes the risk of catching a dirt related infection minimal. And it looks nice.
This thread got quality except for all the "sage"
That was a good one!