what is a really random funny/flirty thing to text a girl you don't know that well?
>inb4 "i'm a faggot"
this is working about as well as I expected it...
anyone who isn't a neckbeard beta want to chime in?
I'm gonna take you to the rice fields tonight!
alright. how about something simple that teases her?
Don't try to seem like you're too into her, or "thirsty." Girls can smell desperate lads from across the bar or club.
Simple tip: act like you don't give a damn about her. Watch some pick up tips by Mystery on YouTube. Thank me later.
If you were mauled by a bear with chainsaws for hands, i hope it wouldnt get your face cuz its cute :)
my life would be so much better if i could do that
Ask her: If you went camping and someone raped you in the ass, would you tell anybody?
If she says no, ask her: Do you want to go camping?
If she says yes, reply with "Well, I've got to return this tent then"
Find a common interest and express it.
>Hey, are by chance a fan of (insert band name/ type of food/ movie title/ fucking anything here). I like (blank) too. How'd you get into (blank)?
You need to balance asking questions with providing information about yourself. She doesn't want to hear all about you all at once, and doesn't want to feel like she's being interviewed with a million questions. Pace the conversation. Just be confident that you're not a creep, even if you are, and hopefully she won't pick up on whatever insecurities you have.
TL;DR: >BE FUCKING ALPHA
I don't think you have entered the right forum, nigger.
My bad, forgot this was /b/
>FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY FAGGOT
He was baiting you nigger
Yes, yes indeed.
We live nine hours away from each other.
Here's a snap of a FaceTime convo we had tonight.
ayy lmao where the nude FaceTime convos?
A better relationship than you'll ever have with your hands.
>long distance relationship
>mfw she's gettin' plowed by a dude who's worse than you in every possible way, but she'll leave you for him anyway
It sure is enough, let me just remove the area where you are at
A girl don't give you no sexy ass look like if she takes it from another man
You're such a fucking fag. No woman seriously dates someone 9 hours away. Let me guess, you've never gotten any and you buy her shit or listen to her problems.
She probably thinks you're gay you fucking faggot.
Then you clearly have not been here for a long time
Put that sword down before you cut yourself.
It's crazy how you view others when you have no hope at love because your online crush told you she was blowing her ex boyfriend while making you pay for her imvu or neopet trash and listening to her sob stories.
Stay mad, brah.
Contrary to popular /b/elief, me and this girl are engaged. I don't get to see her often because road trips are expensive, and I'm out of a job right now. My license is suspended until November and she's going to pre-med school soon.
It's okay bro i am in the same boat,GF moved back to Germany to finish school and i am working to visit. Good luck to you /b/ro
Don't project you beta fag. I was that first replier to you and I'll give you a run down of the truth of your life and your posts:
1. You're not dating that girl.
2. Your advice is typical beta bullshit. You obviously don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
3. 9 hours away, if that part is even true, guarenteed she's fucking someone else. Because again, you aren't dating her.
I have more experience in my pinky finger than a fag like you. You probably just dream about how you two belong together but in reality she's dating and fucking real men who don't talk the dumb shit you do when you gave OP bullshit advice.
You're a fag. Case closed. Go suck a dick... you'd probably be better at it and you look the part.
>My license is suspended until November
>and she's going to pre-med school soon
She's fucking someone else. You aren't her boyfriend and she isn't going to marry some low life who can't even drive to her or afford a cab.
What are you, a man or a bitch? I'm guessing a bitch. And why'd you lose that license... probably being some greasy scumbag, and your imaginary girlfriend there knows it.
Protip: She's going to marry a doctor. Not you. You're not her boyfriend. You're not her fiance. You're some scrub who can't even drive and has no job or prospects.
Stop lying on the internet, fag.
youre already thinking about it too much. you have to come up with something because it has to BE NATURAL BRO
I bet you max our your credit cards like a scrub.
She's not marrying you. Period. She knows she has a future, and she's probably fucking someone other than you.
Again, I still doubt you even date her. Everything about you screams desperate friend zoned beta. And you're unrealistic if you think someone in medical school is going to marry you when you have nothing going for you.
>just admitted he is a faggot
you are truly the dumbest fucker on /b/ anon
Here's what you say
"The only time I get my dick wet is in the shower"
Why don't you chill out for a moment and tell me what happened to your love life that you choose to shoot down mine all because you're not convinced I'm in a serious relationship?
Don't txt her. Talk to her using lips and shit. Damn.
Never lived in a basement and fortunate enough to have never gone to jail.
I got fired from my last job last month for driving a company bus with a suspended license. Should have gotten arrested, but I had mentally ill clients in my bus that could not be left alone.
I wanted to get a job involving spa CDL, but with the current state of my license, it's very unlikely. I want to go back to school for electrician and shit while finding a job. I may have an excavation job going for me soon, so I'm praying that it all works out in the end. You gotta have something to live for, no matter how down in the dumps you are.
You don't have a love life. You have a woman you're friend's with who lives 9 hours away from you. You're a scrub with no job and no car, and she's a medical student with a future, and probably a boyfriend with the same.
Stop pretending she's your girlfriend, you fag. You're a friend zoned creep at best. You wouldn't be 9 hours away from her if you were her boyfriend.
So you have no education, no references since you were illegally driving, had a minimum wage job, can't get hired, probably live with your parents or some slum area...
and you think we believe you're dating some girl who's 9 hours away? You're such a fag.
Prove you're dating her or you obviously suck dicks for a living.
Bullshit. Go google something else to post fag.
You can't prove the previous woman in all those pictures you posted is your girlfriend. You just can't. Admit it, and stop being a friendzoned fag lying on 4chan.
Yes. Prove it fag. If you're 9 hours away and actually with her, then you'd have pics out your ass of her showing you her tits and shit.
But you don't. You have random googled images and shit, because you're a fag.
you gotta mess with them a little. it's all about give and take, give and take. if you give it all away too fast, they get bored; if you take too much, they get insulted. just balance it out, play it mysterious.
so what I like to do is always initiate the conversation that way:
>lol have a nice day
that she's like... why is he laughing? why is talking to me if he's saying bye?
this keeps them guessing.
Because she lives near Detroit. It fucking sucks out there. All you see there for miles and miles are fast food restaurants, MetroPCS stores, liqour stores, gas stations and bars. No type of living to be made in a place like that.
fucking neckbeard talking about real women at midnight
>You're such a fucking fag.
>She probably thinks you're gay you fucking faggot.
>No woman seriously dates someone 9 hours away.
>Let me guess
Btw, your friend (again, not your gf, you have yet to prove she even gave any pictures to you and you have Facebook style pictures at best) looks like the type to have a flat ass, no curves. Good thing you're friendzoned because she's probably lacking from the backing.
Yeah man, I have no doubt he's friendzoned and probably buys her shit like a fag. But so far all he has are Facebook pictures and friendzone looking pictures of her uncomfortable around him. He's such a try hard poser.
Why the fuck would anyone put up a picture like this on Facebook?
Have you tried reverse searching these pictures yet, faggot?
>huehuehuehuehue I am a rusemaster trollface.jpg
I still want to know what is so fucking special about where you are now that you are on 4chan instead of moving to Detroit. Is it because she is fake and not really your girlfriend?
You haven't shared anything but friend-rated pics of some woman who friendzoned you. She hasn't showed you anything because you're not her boyfriend.
If you were, you wouldn't type so much but post so little proof. No tits shown. No ass shown.
You. Have. No. Girlfriend.
She's real, I can assure you that. There's really nothing great about where we both live. It's expensive to live where I live but jobs pay a little better.
Living out in Michigan sucks because jobs don't pay well but the living isn't so expensive.
She's real, but your relationship sure as hell isn't.
Proof: You're inability to prove it with an actual pic dump. Even betas with girlfriends do that, but you can't because you're a friendzoned desperate motherfucker.
How old are you? Honest question
Just smile and be like "eww what are you looking at!"
And don't look or dress or smell or sound like a faggot. Just flirt like immaturely.
Would probably help if OP posted a picture of himself so the "beta neck beards" could see what they're working with.
Compared to what, the last faceless picture? You're such a faggot. That isn't even the same woman. You only have clothed pictures of the woman you claim to be dating.
>not same background
>obvious bullshit is obvious
so you get paid nothing to live in a higher rent area over moving to slightly lower hourly jobs, which you don't have in the first place, and cheaper cost of living and you choose to do so becaus you'd rather live 9 fucking hours away from your "girlfriend"?
maybe you're not lying, maybe you're just gay
Get a load of this fag posting faceless pictures of a different woman, different background, different everything, proving that he has nothing of his supposed girlfriend.
Translation: This fag really is a friendzoned beta who's pretending on 4chan to have a girlfriend.
Holy shit... lamest poster in board history.
bro.... not cool. at all.
she's Arab? you're engaged? I am assuming this from the pic of her wearing hijab.
why would you do that to her man? literally posting this shit on /b/ where it could potentially get traced and her life would be ruined.
as a fellow Arab, I'm disgusted with you man. my gf sends me nudes but I'd never in a million years put them up online. fuck you.
your gf is pretty but I'm not even mad I'm perhaps gonna be the reason you don't post more. have some respect for her dude.
ey b0ss, can I habe pizza pls
Post an ass pic and I might consider that you're telling the truth, but if you stall again I'm going to be 100% fucking sure you're friendzoned and just some poser.
So last test.... prove it. And if I'm wrong, I'll admit it. Go ahead fag, lets see if you're telling the truth.
also ks umuk ya gawad, wallah guys like you piss me off.
it's cool posting pics of girls who aren't Arab, but when you go and betray the trust of a girl who's basically putting her life in your hands, it's the scummiest thing you can do.
I hope she finds out and breaks off the engagement, you're a dick.
basically using your gf as some sort of trophy figure for a bunch of fucktards on /b/ gg
1TAzoeAV, I'm the first replier to you who called you a fag. IF you can prove you have an ass pic of your supposed girlfriend, I will admit that I'm wrong. But if you can't, then I'm calling bullshit.
That's my promise so take it or leave it, but I call fags where I see them.
Ass pic, and we can ignore that you have no timestamps, and I will admit I'm wrong. Otherwise I'm calling bullshit due to no timestamp + all the stalling.
If you're really her BF, then you have an ass pic on hand to post. If you're not, then you don't.
If it takes too long, then you're obviously just getting them from someone else.
Actually fag, this is how you prove things without a timestamp. If you can't post an ass pic, and no timestamps, then obvious bullshit is bullshit.
This is pretty fucking standard, so don't get butthurt if you can't prove it. An ass pic = 2 pics total that would make it likely she's your girlfriend. No timestamp and just some random picture, well then you're most likely not her boyfriend.
This fag poser hasn't posted a timestamp, and can't post an ass pic to prove without timestamps.
If he can't post one, that's not his girlfriend so don't fall for his bullshit. I've issued a challenge, and he can either prove it and I'll admit I'm wrong, or he shouldn't expect anyone to believe him.
you've done god's work here tonight anon. it's a shame she isn't real and detroit is just bullshit to support the story so we'll never find her facebook, but it was fun while it lasted
but you are a lying lonely single faggot
I left this thread an hour ago after /b/'s useless advice. why is this fucker still alive?
It's up to him if he wants to prove it and get glory over me, and I'll man up and admit it. But so far he can't post the ass pic to confirm without timestamp, and that's makes him a posing faggot with no girlfriend.
awesome, Lebanese girls are beautiful.
ignore all these other twats getting you to prove she's your gf, and also delete all your posts with pics of her.
this is gonna suck to hear, and I hope you don't end up betraying her by posting pics of her online, but I highly doubt she's gonna end up marrying you.
Arab girls do this all the time. they hook up with non-Arab guys, mess around, then ditch them to find an Arab husband.
she's going into med and you're unemployed with no prospects of getting a decent job. her parents won't approve.
I suggest you enjoy it while it lasts, but eventually when she breaks things off, take it like a man and just leave it.
Do you have pet insurance?
Because I'm about to wreck that pussy.
She's pretty committed to me. She came from a rough family. Was already supposed to marry another Lebanese guy who was too damn proud to marry and settle down. We're in love, man. You know what that feels like, right? When a loyal Arab woman promises herself to you, she isn't going to go back on her word to find another man.
Alright dudes. He deleted all his pictures, but not before posting his fiance's tits and her fingering herself. I assume she was ok with him doing that. He is jobless and without a skillset while she's apparently going to medical school, afterall. She would probably dump him like a brick if she wasn't ok with it... but again, I'm assuming she is because I'm a simple man with a pure heart.
Too bad no ass pic.
I've been there and done that, man. Trust me. It's awesome to hear you're in love, and you seem like a cute couple.
I just hope if things don't work out, you don't completely fuck her life up. She's honestly gone and put so much trust in you. You could get her disowned and make it so returning back to Lebanon could get her abused. So yeah, if she does break things off with you, accept it and appreciate the fun you had, then move on.
All the best bro. I had a girl like that, she was amazing, Egyptian. I broke things off though because circumstances in life caused us to be separated and I couldn't deal with the distance. It broke her heart, but I've deleted every photo of her and I'd never think of posting them online.
If you're both young, the likelihood of her actually marrying you are very very slim. She's most likely just enjoying herself without having anything reaching back to her family, so she picked you. Still mad disappointed that you betrayed her trust by posting these pictures of her online and potentially getting her traced by the weirdos on /b/
How old are you both? I was gonna get engaged to mine, and I'd have happily stayed with her cause we were great together. It sucks we had to break it off.
Your fiance is very real and you just posted her tits and her fingering herself to 4chan.
I don't know why you'd do that, but you did. Maybe you both are into that or something?
Carnival/amusement park open? Ask her the fuck up
Know a movie you know you two might enjoy? fucking let her know
Bored and want to get coffee and go for a walk? Tell her what the fucks good
Both smoke weed or some shit? How about you both get fuckin stoned at a nice park
whatever you choose dont be a clingy fucking faggot. If u go for coffee and walk, don't fucking make extra plans and shit, your coffee and walk is all you doing nigger, tops 1.5 hours or some shit maybe more if you lucky.
Never ask "UHHHHH DUUURR WAT U WAN DO" especially when u dont know her much as you stated
>why the fuck is everyone here such a massive faggot
All I did was not believe something on the internet, and then he posted her fingering herself and shit. And a timestamped image of him. And then him with her. And then her tits.
I dunno. I'm just assuming at this point that his fiance was ok with that.
it's not white knighting man, I dgaf, I will never see this guy again. it just upsets me to realise that you guys can potentially ruin the girls life for this. idgaf about the guy, I think he's a prick tbh for doing that behind her back. I've seen it happen with other arab girls and it's horrible. getting tricked by a douchebag to be intimate, then when they break up, he posts it all online and tells everyone and she basically gets disowned
What are you talking about? We're just replying to this thread. He's the one who posted her pictures to prove he has a fiance. I'm going to just reply to this thread because this thread is pretty cool, and then I'm going to eat a sandwich and go to bed.
enjoy the rest of your night / morning / whatever the fuck timezone you're in
what sandwich you having? I'm hungry as fuck and I wish I could have a sandwich right now
and yeah boobs are good but for an arab it's bad news I've seen girls literally get recalled back to the shitty country they're from and had their lives fucked up forever for being found out in having a relationship. shit sucks yo
no one deserves losing a chance at living in a civilized country cause of something as small as having a relationship
his fiance is middle eastern. that's what I'm talking about. that faggot said she comes from a rough family. I'm pretty fucking sure if they found out, they'd literally fuck her life over and make her regret it.
This thread is hilarious
A faggot trying to prove he has a girlfriend, if he really did have one he wouldn't care so much to try and prove it, he would have been like "fuck this" and left, no need to prove to a bunch of people you will never knowingly talk to again that you have a girlfriend.
If it was real, he majorly fucked up and should honestly just give up on everything for trying to hard to prove to a few random people he doesn't even know the names of that he has a girlfriend or whatever.
Also, if it was real, he better hope nobody ever gets any of this back to her or he is done.
The only way to get better at talking to women, or people in general really, is to ACTUALLY FUCKING TALK TO THEM.
So go talk to bitches and fail miserably and then fail miserably a little less time.
Welcome to life OP, you're welcome.
I read through this thread and suddenly twenty minutes have passed. Time for some sleep.
Someone please just screenshot all this shit and cringe thread it. I wanna see this shit again tomorrow so I can remember it and send my sides to orbit.
It's not a set. He was posting his actual fiance. Hence the rage delete.
See earlier pictures of him with her, and his timestamped image. Those are still in this thread.
>Her tits are fucking magical.
you mean non-existent
>inb4 "i'm a faggot"
OP tried to inb4
but it was already too late...