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It was 10:15pm.

>I’m 16 years old and I just got off the bus from work.
>It was a seemingly normal day, however it was quite the contrary.
>I walked down Missionary Ave., the street I lived on at the time.
>I had my ipod on playing.
>As I was passing one of the houses to my right, I saw a light from one of the windows.
>I glanced over slightly, and through the blinds I could see a woman undressing.
>I felt like it was an embarrassing situation so I quickly walked passed her house.
>I got to my house, closed the door, and went up to my room.
It was10:25pm.

>I was still sitting at home by this time because I didn’t know what do really do.
>That’s when I started thinking about what I had just sat.
>After about ten minutes I decide to run back to the house where the girl was undressing.
>When I get half way there I decide I should probably get a camera to film her.
>I run back all the way back home again.
>I grab my camera, and walk my way back to the house.
>I creep up to the house slowly and peek around the corner to her window.
>My heart was beating out of my chest.
>When I looked into her room it was a little darker since there was only one lamp on.
>I see that she’s naked and just picked up a dildo from her drawer…
>This girl was blonde, maybe 17 or 18 years old?
> But she was definitely very pretty. I turn on camera and as it opens it makes a loud tone opening and I cringe.
>She doesn’t appear to hear the beep the camera made so I think I’m okay.
>She starts to warm up and I start to filming.
>About 15 minutes passes and my legs start to ache from standing in one place so long.
>Eventually she begins finishing.
>I continue to film and she gets up and cleans up.
>She leaves the room and turns off the light in her room so its all dark.
>About 5 minutes passes and right as I am about to stop recording I hear the front door open and the porch light comes on…

It’s 11:15pm // pitch black
>My heart skips a beat and I see her start heading in my direction from around the corner.
>I see that she’s wearing a purple robe.
> I’m hiding behind a bush so I don’t think she’s able to see me.
>She walks in front of me, heading for mailbox I quickly try to hide on the other side of the house.
>I run fast as fuck.
>On the way over there I step on some leaves and russel some bushes and im pretty sure she sees me running around the side of the house.
>I slowly creep over into the shadows behind an air-conditioning unit while my hear beats out of my chest.
>I see her start walking towards my direction.
>With every step she takes I can already feel the pain of being anally probed when I get sent to prison over this whole situation.

>She comes around the corner and looks around for a few moments.
>I'm crouched holding my breath in the pitch black darkness.
>She gets five feet in front of me and keeps searching around.
>I feel like im about to pass out from holding my breath
>After what seems to be century, she finally leaves.
>She goes back and get the mail.
>As she's walking back into the house I hear her mother say, “Charlie is asleep.
>What are you yelling about.”
>"I swear I heard something on the side of the house.
>Maybe it was an animal or something. I don't know it was scary."
>"Tell dad to--" her mother says before the door closes.
>I sit there crouched for three more agonizing minutes just to be sure everything is all clear.
>Then slowly I crept out from my spot and as fast as my legs could take me I started running home.
>Thats when I hear car approaching from around the corner of the road.
>I quickly look beind me and see a cop pull up from around the corner.
>I dive head first behind a fountain in front of a house to avoid headlights and from being seen on sidewalk.
>I wait for another five minutes and I see the cop get out of the car and turns off lights.
>Then I see him go up to her house.
>Once he's inside the house I wait a little bit then immediately start running again, with my camera in hand.
>I get home and bust through my door and run up to my room.
>My Dad yells from downstairs, “Stop slamming doors!”
>I just sit on the edge of my bed while I catch my breath.
> I'm contemplating my life for half an hour sweating my balls out.
>Later I get onto the computer and burn the video from the camera onto a dvd.
>Later that night I put it into my dvd player and watched it over and over.
We want thay video
Next Day; 8:19am
>I was in the living room playing Call of Duty when I hear a knock at the door.
>I get up and go open the door and see a woman police officer standing there.
>”Hello, are your parents home?”
>My heart beating out of my chest.
>”N-n-no t-t-they’re at w-work” I reply stuttering like an idiot.
>She gave me a weird look and said, ”Alright, well last night we may have had a burglar lurking around the neighborhood. We dont know for sure if it was a burglar but it’s all we can assume for now. So make sure you guys are locked up.” (something along those lines)
>“Let your parents know alright.”
>"Yes ma-maam” as I close door.

>I'm walking home again one night and I decide to check of she’s doing similar things from the other day.
>I glance over to the girls house and see that the blinds closed.
>Oh well.
>So I keep heading home and later i fall asleep
>The next day its the same routine.
>This time I see her this time.
>She appeared to be doing homework and blasting music.
>So I decide to stick around and see if she gets kinky again.
>I go over to the bushes again a crouch there.
>After about 5 minutes, nothing interesting happens so I think about heading home.
>Suddenly lights flash into my face and I hear “Don’t move!”
go on..
Where's the vid op?
>Im pretty sure I had a heart attack.
>A male police officer says ”Turn around with your hands above your head.”
>Eventually my face is in the ground and im in handcuffs.
>Not exactly what I had planned for Friday night.
>I see a man and woman come outside the house followed by the girl probably wondering what the commotion was about.
>I felt embarrassed as fuck and I was freaking out in my head.
>The police officer stands me up and calls me in on his walkie talkie device thingy.
>He takes me to the cop car a couple houses down which I hadn't seen when I was walking earlier. I'm silent.
>"So kid wanna explain to me what you're doing here at this hanging around this house this late at night."

>I say nothing
>”Alright. I guess this is how it's going to be.”
>He crams me into the back of the car.
>Then he goes back to the spot I was at and retrieves my backpack.
>I see the male officer talking to the family for a few minutes.
>They go inside and he comes back to me, meanwhile the another cop car shows up.
>At this time I’m trying my best to not shit my pants.
>The cop asks me if I have drugs, weapons, anything that could harm her, in the backpack before he searched it.
>So he goes ahead and searches it, but there's nothing illegal/harmful and he tosses the backpack to the front seat.

be patient
Lurking, I like where tho is going
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Spaghetti dinosaur
let me ask this, is this set in the past cuz if not, underage b&
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>I see him talking to a female officer who just arrived.
>I look closer and that's when I realize its the same damn police officer from the morning that other day.
>ahh shit.
>When they're done chatting they both come back to me so I look down hoping the female cop doesn't recognize me.
>"Whats your name kid?” the male cop asked.
>"Ay wait a second Jerry”
>she gets out flash light, and shines it straight in my face.
>“Yup I knew I recognized this kid, he lives down the street over there.”
>Eventually I'm at the door of my house in handcuffs.
>My parents answer door and let put a disappointed sigh as they take a look at me.
>Officers ask if they can come in.
>Male cop is nice enough to take my handcuffs off and he explains what happened.
>I still haven't said a word, probably from shock.
>My mom is almost in tears.
>Then they say they will have to let me go because the juvenile correction center would be too far for me to drive to and that it wouldn't be worth it anyways.
>He gives me a paper arrest and says I have court in a few weeks for trespassing.
Few Weeks Later

>I lost all my focus for anything for some reason.
>my grades take a dive, even lost my 16.3 K/D ratio. kek
>Stop socializing and spend alot time in my room now.
>My parents are really nice to me now for some reason too.
>Have court in a couple days and kind worried about that.
>Later that afternoon the door rings.
>Its just me home so i go open it.
>Its her.
>The one and only.
>I close the door right in her face and put my back to the door.
>Then she starts knocking a few seconds later and I open..
>”Can I talk to you for a second..”
>so I think for a second.
>"Alright fine."
He burned a dvd, what do you think?
hope he doesnt get the hammer before he can finish his story
Story has me by my balls atm but i know its gunna dinosaur
I hope this story is followed by the video!!
>She ends up apologizing to me for having the police involved in everything and saying it was all her fault.
>I tell her I got myself into it and that I have court soon, etc..
>I ask her if she goes to my school and says she’s a sophomore too but goes different school.
>Somehow we talk for a few hours out on my porch
>Then out of nowhere she asks what I was really doing outside her window that night.
>Of course I lie and say I saw something in the shadows and wanted to see what it was.
(Yea I know worst fucking excuse ever idc it was an unexpected question).
>I can tell she knows Im lying, she says she has to go but before she leaves she asks for my number, so I give it to her.
>Her name was Megan.
probably the best greentext i've read in a while.
8/10 for believability.
Do you have another copy of this photo i can have? Its pretty badass...and hot lmao
Ayy lmao
hi heaven
But the precise times?
sup man, how are ya tonight?
Couple of days later

>I had court and I had to plead and cry my way to 72 hours of community service.
>So I tell Megan what happened in court.
>On the weekend she came over and we hung out some.
>Playing video games and such.
>still know nothing about this girl other than the few details she's told me
>Then she says she wants to watch a movie so she looks through my movie collection.
>say alright, then go downstairs to get pizza and soda because im hungry as fuck
>A few minutes later I come back and see her taking out the disc in the dvd player.
>When I saw that I literally went into cardiac arrest.
>That’s because I realized I left the video of her masturbating and stuff in there from a few weeks ago.
>I run across the room faster than Usain Bolt to get the disc from her but she doesn’t let me have it.
>I basically I wrestle her trying to get it from her and I still don’t get it from her.
>She asks why its so important to me.
>I stutter and say it was a just an embarrassing video made of me when I was a kid and within a millisecond she pops that motherfucker in the dvd player.
>She hits play.
well i would just assume they are estimations, idk haha.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Wait... If she was a sophomore at the time she was around 15/16. This means OP has a DVD of CP.
Nigga stop copypasta'ing my b8
ive been on here for weeks retard im not a fricking newfag ...
You are a newfag, also you are considered cancer
Shut up and let OP finish, faggots

Go ahead OP
>please no cp at end
You guys are a bunch of fucking newfags.
If we "shut up" it'll 404.
If this shit 404's I'll be pissed.

>It starts and she just watches it in awe for a few seconds.
>All I can do is sit there and watch her watch me watching her masturbate.
>The video ends and she sits there in silence for a bit.
>Then looks over to me with an empty expression.
>Then she takes out the disc and snaps it just as quickly as she had put it in there.
>After that she runs out of my room in tears ”MEGAN WAIT!!” I say
> I run after her. "Leave me the fuck alone!”
>She slams the door to the house.
>Then I just sit down wondering what the fuck happened
>Not sure if im sad about the disc that lays shattered on the carpet or about the fact that she knows about it now.
>Go a few weeks without talking to her or seeing her.
>Then one night she texts me and says that we need to talk.
>I tell her okay and meet her at the Taco Bell near her house.
>I get there and do the walk of shame to her table where she's sitting.
>I look her in the eye.. “Im for everything I did and I dont know what I was thinking."
>I tell her my side of the story.
>The whole story this time.
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>not newfag

>mfw I took the bait
bumpin so it won't 404
Bampadoodledoo 4 u bby
isnt this something from a while ago if im not mistaken?
fucking genius
Bumps with heaven, Fucking new fag
Nice b8 queer
BROKEN CD?!?!?!?
>no video

No disc lies i smell lies!!!
fiiiiinnniissshh iiitttt
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this moment when newfags catch the bait and call you a newfag
>keeping the evidence after the police showed up at your door

Also bump
Why am I always in the same thread as Heaven? Like always....
Le bump for awkward love story
Still lurked around her house with cops patrolling the area. OP is a fucking moron
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Dont 404
Bump with pr0n. My boner is sad
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>burning the video to a dvd instead of just saving it to his hard drive and encrypting it

super retard
So who likeso fat cock?
At least he is attractive enough to get the girl to knock on his door after shes pretty sure he tried to steal from her house

Unlike ur beta face
Hurry up OP, phone about to die
ur mom lel
What's up, faggot
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Newfag gonna get v&
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Yeah man, don't need to be smart when you look good.
hurry the fuck up OP
>burning the DVD
>not transferring it to a RAM disc
>not keeping it in powered environment
>not using gentoo
Op left, no op, u were gonna be a cool guy
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Post spiderman to prevent 404
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this some gud shit OP. hurry the fuck up. i'm running out of popcorn
>Megan says "Why would you even keep something like that. Did you have real feelings for me? Explain right now, I want the truth...“
>”Not at first but as I go to know you I did start developing feelings for you, i dont know why I did it, it just happened.”
>Then she stares at me a little longer before
>"I had feelings for you too, but now...” she pauses..
>"Hey I know how I can make it up to you"
>"What are you gonna do... huh?"
>I look down at the table...not sure what to say
>then I remember I had been saving something special that my grandfather gave me before he died
>He told me that if I ever loved a girl, the gift was sure to work
>i reached into my pocket
>was all warm but I couldn't tell if that was because my palms were hot or because I was nervous
>Then I finally get a grasp of it
>I pull my hand out of my pocket and hold up a handful of premium italian spaghetti straight from the can
>She looked at me straight in the eyes
>suddenly she burst into tears
>At this point she was crying a river
>Then I searched deeper through her rivers of tears
>I came across a sea monster
>it said "Thass gnna be tree fiddy"
mods 404 spidy threads
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Fuck you
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God Damm it
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i 4archived this just so it could spaghetti, the fuck, this kid is underage confirmed
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Fuck you op
nice hook, but really went downhill in the third act.

I'd add more drama, and less sentimentality. Feels schmaltzy and a bit cheap.

6/10 would Parmesan again.
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>used cds, was 14 at the time
>cds came out last year

Undieage & CP

Pic related, my pirated shrek i got on limew!re
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Mfw I didn't get it at the sweaty palms part
Oh my fucking god!!! Top fuckin kek bro. Best greentext ever. Wow. That episode was on today.
I stayed up several minutes past my bed time for that!?

So where's the video :^) Kappa
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You are not very fucking nice!
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what happened didn't read the rest does OP have the disc or not?
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give us the video please a link
ITT: underage takes the b8

Anybody who didn't see this coming is an idiot.
Ironic shitposting >>/s4s/
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>burst into tears
>not "treats"




Had a feeling that this was gonna be a shitpost but had hope it would actually be a good story.
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"-Thought of the Day
takes photo of the screen

wow really this stupid?
I'm not underage m8 you just fell for my b8 str8 from my cr8 of elaber8 pranks
Its like i had sex for the first time all over again, it was so exciting, but so over anticipated that i want to kill myself
>-Thought of the day
>not killing yourself for expecting people to care about your though of the day
not my thought of the day it's a DoW reference, try harder faggot
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You. Fuck you.
#rekt m8
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Fuck you got me op 7/10 for sucking me in to the story u list me towards the end tho
>expected this
Fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
First time a sage made me cringe in a while
I remember my first week on 4chan too.
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Saw this coming from a mile away but still good effort OP. 7/10
whats 10/10?
kekd thats perfect
>not playing DoW
welp it was obvious from the start.
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