OC. Nigger went to my high school.
Looking for 2 cringe videos posted about a week ago. One is of an autist who's selling his 97 Jeep Grand Cherokee and the other is of a ponyfag doing a review of some MLP episode. Does anyone?
"Honey, I think it's time we had a baby."
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
Does this make eating Taco Bell cultural appropriation as well?
He's fucking weird is why
>Be in 4th grade
>Be smartest kid in grade, always reading books
>I brought spaghetti in a fanny pack once
>I put cheetos in my underwear to eat as a snack later
>Nobody knows anything about me other than that I'm smart as fuck, I read lots of books, and make socially inappropriate jokes that get the strange room all year
>"According to my boyfriend"
Who would be desperate enough to want to date a beached whale?
>"...by a couple of other pagans, who also believe in Christ but don't follow him."
Does she know what a fucking pagan is?
>be in 5th grade
>be only dual citizen in elementary school's history
>be all proud of Canadian heritage and shit
>be made fun of all year
>still reading massive amounts of books
>Ex-Marine drill instructor teacher sees that I'm actually not autistic like everyone thought, I just like to read
>get equivalency tests that show I could go straight to 8th grade
.family tells me I have a hard enough problem finding friends as it is
>They all tell me that'll I'll be wierd(er) if I skip grade
>Choose country to do final project on and had to make the food representing its culture
>Be told I can"t do Canada because reasons and I over react and do an hour presentation instead of the 5 minute one I was supposed to do
>be hated for the last 3 weeks of school
Yeah, I wish I knew how to make friends instead of copying how they do it in movies
Maybe the depression will be less severe
You mean more to me then money does to jews
>Does she know what a fucking pagan is?
I thought Pagans were polytheistic who borrow beliefs from other religions
Why would recognizing Christ, one of the biggest religious figures in existence, not be Pagan?
Well, I'm technicly pagan but I also believe in Christ.
I believe there is one God that shows himself in a lot of forms, and thus, every religion is the right one; just diferent ways to praise God
>magic the gathering
>fucking blue eyes white dragon
I'm a pagan and I'm mad
I'm ok with this
this fucking belongs in a gore thread
>be in 7th grade
>be biggest guy in grade
>Start doing this thing called the Potatoe dance
At this point my depression was manifesting itself in me cutting myself repeatedly, bulimia, anorexia, and multiple suicide attempts.
>do this thing called the potatoe dance
>I don't know why they're laughing, with me or against me, but I like the attention
>save the cousin of a drug dealer from getting jumped, I got my ass kicked instead
>Continue doing bigger and stupider things until I snap and fracture someone's skull on the school floor for calling me a faggot
>be "kewl" when I get out of juvie
I'm a beta turned alpha turned >idontevenknow
It makes getting drunk very interesting when all of those personalities conflict with each other
kek that long ass comment
This is fucking stupid. But my dad used to stub his toe really hard and dive onto the floor holding his foot and saying "jesus" over and over like rambo(I think the part in first blood where he fell through the trees). he really wanted to be rambo but it's apparent he never was.
Well pagan is actually a broad word that encompasses religions from the classical era, such as Greek mythology or Mesopotamian mythology. For those of you who say you follow a pagan religion, it's more correct to say you follow a neopaganism movement, unless you actually follow pagan religions in which case I will not judge. It's just a pet peeve of mine when people throw words around like the woman in the video.
I know Tony is cheating... but sorry, I just have to do this.
>that was pretty famn cool, I have to admit
I think the fact that when you ask 3 different Pagans what Paganism means you get 3 different answers speaks volumes for Paganism in general.
I knew a girl in high school who was so hipster that she was a hipster before hipsters were hipsters. On her facebook she claimed to be a devout "Pagen"
You guys can just admit that you're trying to be edgy and intelligent, you don't have to play these stupid games
didnt see this before making my other post, oh wow
this is an important post. it shows us that gender confusion is just as retarded and made-up as saying you're an otherkin or having an imaginary friend. It's just something you want to believe, not something you know. If people grow out of having imaginary friends, don't they also grow out of thinking they're a girl?
I think there is a difference between saying you're a Pagan and actually being a Pagan. The word is so old and overused that the meaning is lost to most people. I didn't mean to be edgy, only to help educate people. A chicken can claim to be a horse, but it would still be a chicken.
that's actually pretty cool
You know there's this country called Spain right?
Holy shit, that laugh near the end.. her face.. what.. I can't.. I don't even know how to react. I've definitely been cursed, cursed with the retention of that video in my memory.
>he probably left her because she didn't want to have kids
>she's circumventing her fear of commitment by committing herself to a homosexual lifestyle
>she lies about having left him to cope with the pain and anger she caused to herself by not having kids
>homosexuality is a mental illness
I thought this was retarded, and then I went to his channel and oh my fucking god, is he fucking autistic?
If I ever meet a Pagan who's read the Enneads of Plotinus I'll respect their beliefs.
Or if they're Hindu, otherwise I get an edgy/white supremacist feel from them.
>My video has 400 views woah hoe.
>It has 387 views.
i need sauce on this one video thats amazingly cringeworthy. its a 5 min video about a guy wishing a girl named kathy or something similar. in the end he asks her to be his girlfriend. its funny but i havent found it naywhere.
anon needs help
the sex offender shuffle is fuckin gold
only 5 cards?
did he mulligan twice?
>My brain like shuts off.
>Brain like shuts off.
>Brain shuts off.
This one is great because he's responding to comments and getting pissed off
> if we evolved from apes why are there still apes
> if frogs evolve from tadpoles why are there tadpoles
> if blastoise evolves from wartortle why are there still squirtle
god, just found this
its part of whole series of cute animals with this bullshit text over them including, but not limited to:
>self diagnosis is valid
>there are more than two sexes
The fat guy with the members only jacket, my sides are in orbit.
eugh, even if this is fake it hurts
I haven't cringed so hard in my fucking life. Is he making this video for a 13 year old?
this is hurting me to watch.
it fucking hurts.
These people have a mental illness and it's laughable that people pander to their bullshit it's like some but thinking he is the queen and letting him move into Buckingham palace because my George if he thinks he is the queen he is the queen bigot!
Holy shit he has the voice of a serial rapist
No. "Pagan" classically refers to non-Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Judeaism), or pre-Christiian religion, like Druidism, worshipping local deities like in the Norse and Celtic religions, ect. To be a "pagan" is to worship outside of the large, Abrahamic religions. It's not "magic" or any of that bullshit, but "pagan" has been coopted by a bunch of aspires and wanna be hippies and perverted into this weird group of whatever they happen to believe that day.
You can identify as Pagan, and not "hex" people and 'cast spells". For instance, you could choose to worship the Roman gods, and be a "Pagan".
tl;dr: Paganism is a bunch of aspies perverting religion to say 'look at meeeeeeeee!"
That defies the definition of Paganism.
Wiki: Paganism is a broad group of indigenous and historical polytheistic religious traditions—primarily those of cultures known to the classical world. In a wider sense, paganism has also been understood to include any non-Abrahamic, folk, or ethnic religion. Modern ethnologists often avoid referring to non-classical and non-European, traditional and historical faiths as "pagan" in favour of less ambiguous labels such as polytheistic, shamanistic, pantheistic, and animistic.
If you identify as a Pagan, that means you don't believe in the existence of God, in the Christian sense.
You were right, I wasn't prepared.
I am prepared to have nightmares now though, thank you!
The tap is fine in MOST places as long as you aren't some tinfoil fag who actually believes that nonsense about fluoridation. And if you really hate the taste of tap just put that shit in a pitcher and leave it out for a few hours, the tap shit evaporates.
I actually read an incredibly informative and thought-provoking essay about how the pornography industry is the most empowering and progressive industry around for women. They get the best parts and get paid a fuckload more while the men get mediocre pay and are literally only chosen for their cocks.
In pornography the women are the stars and lead characters and the men are literally just a dildo.
Whatever happened to the tyger by William Blake or the sonnets by Shakespeare. Nowadays we get a fucking Pokemon poem ???
>Handling as smooth as call of duty
>call of duty
why do you want freinds in primary school nerd
Kids are fucking stupid, dont be all ''fug no kid friends' just be glad that you got through school without being massively autasmic and go hang out with people
also as soon as you mentioned self harm i stopped feeling bad for you, dont throw that shit around
her sandals, the seat of his scooter, and the inside of all their masks smell like a dead body
monday i had my first day of school and there were these asian guys behind me in the massive theater class yammering in something really gooky; not chinese or japanese maybe thai or vietnamese. unfortunately, as we were all getting up, i turned to look around the aisle to my left, just as the guy behind me swung his foot off his leg to stand up and wind from his fucking sandal smelled like that death smell. it's not like rotten meat, it's a dark, sharp death smell more like sour acrid burnt rubber. last time i ran into it was another fuck who was wearing sandals in the summer. it was awful. it scarred me.
>It's cheap and convenient
I don't see a problem.
It's cheaper and more convenient drinking from the ta--
Oh, you're trying to make me fall for your ruse.
>unfiltered tap water
>not having a filtration system
That's the problem I see.
>paying for shitty filters by the month
>paying for PSN by the month
>BY THE MONTH
Oh, man. This is a terrible ruse.
This is what occurs when you abandon parenting on a child.
These people need help.
Before the Internet, someone acting like this would normally be looked after by the government.
Unless their family recognized their issues and decided to hide them away.
every single game in the series except 3 has been released on pc, and the first two game were only released on pc first and later ported to modern consoles (and the n-gage but who gives a fuck about that)