9 chooses mouse's fate.
So /b/, I just smoked a fat bowl and my fucking cat just found a mouse so I put it in a box. What do. Also, if anyone is wondering, I have a blow torch and several other devices
bro roll a fat one and just dont inhale, suck it in like youre going to do a smoke trick and then just "waterfall" the smoke on the mouse or blow some rings/ mushrooms on him. this way you dont absorb the THC and CBD ect with ur lungs.
this is the easiest and quickest way to get him blasted.
Put him in a big tupper ware container.
Crack the lid a bit so you can put a straw in it, without him getting out.
Smoke up and exhale the smoke through the straw into his container.
timestamp and ID are different than op
what the fuck is happening
kill yourself, that's super edgy.. people would talk about you for a few minutes on here..you'll be a real hero
>cat looks at mouse
>mouse looks at cat
>both have the munchies
>mouse eats cat
Sorry guys I didn't have any crackers so I gave it a chex mix nugget
Cat wouldn't rip it to shreds. If OP treats it well he would kill it with a single deep bite then present it to OP as a gift; a token of gratitude.
Cats are fucking awesome
OP, but cat in box with mouse and get them both high. Video results
> smoke reaches fish
Yeah, I realized the stupidity in that phrasing
if you dont let the cat eat the shit out of that mouse youre a terrible cat owner
Your sides appear to be suborbital, anon. I would recommend another burn as soon as you hit apogee, or they will come down with flaming glory
lmfao. fish have the receptors for cannabis, most living organisms do. Now the problem with fish is that they HAVE GILLS and dont breathe air directly, they use the veins or something in their gills to absorb the air from the water. Im not trying to be a know it all, just trying to help. probably the best way to get a fish high is to feed it some hash or something.
> mfw you were being serious and not trying to make a joke
>I just smoked a fat bowl
>my fucking cat
>I have a blow torch and several other devices
Maybe you should kill yourself, because you're obviously too edgy for this planet.
Use butter to absorb THC into liquid, dump butter into small fish tank, fish breathes cannabutter, ???, PROFIT!
Change your bong water op, shit looks like whiskey. Unless you're using whiskey in which case keep on keepin on
because Im trying to grow weed for a living. Im sick/poor as hell and need weed to stay alive longer than not using it at all. Its gr8 medicine m8. Also fun as hell to play Gregor Mendel and cr8 new strains. Takes a long ass time tho, and just a lil bit of earthly knowledge :D.
>mouse is pet
>cat is stray
>OP is too high to realize
trust me im not denying that fish can get high I was keking to
idea of how it would happen
also, perhaps boiling some weed into water, filling the fishbowl with said water
OP, YOU HAVE A NEW TASK! (after you complete this one)
Go to the nearest pet store and buy 2 betta fish. Place them in a bowl together and add your bong water. Post vid of results.
Okay, somebody needs to experiment with drugs amd fish right now
Delta9THC and other cannabanoids are not souluble in dihydrogen monoxide.
meaning weed does not go into water. thats why bongs work and will get u high even with hot water. he would need to steep the cannabis into milk,vodka, or some other solvent.
>>being this pretentious in a failed attempt to sound intelligent
Fuck yeah, but Ill probably miss the thread.. Kinda packing my stuff up and heading towards mybnew place
go on the internet and buy some cannabis seeds.
best way to lern2grow is tomatoes.
theyre similar to cannabis (not related directly or maybe even at all but growth patterns are similar).
I suggest using the single seed. I get my shit from there. Purple widow is super fucking goddamn cheap right now. I'm going to buy a fuck ton when I'm blessed with cash money. Also Automatic/Autoflowering cannabis is really gr8 for beginners. i hope you follow me and grow your own. nothing is better than pretty virgin plants, that you worked your ass off for. And when you harvest your fresh, just cut off the plant, sparkly flowers.... holy fuck dat smell.
I'll just wait till 5, be more popular then anyways
I'm starting to feel bad
That's not even a good way to kill it. The frog is an example of a fun way (before people killed it by posting it all day every day), a microwave just lacks imagination.
I want to a tleast see it high.
OP I hope you and your whole family get murdered and raped. Do me a favour and commit suicide now
At least make the killing worth it and learn what it was that popped. Was it the eyes, testicles or kidneys? These organs lack proper fluid re circulation so that would be my guess.
I hope you are tortured in the goriest way, you worthless piece of shit.
Youre a Fucking asshole, OP. That mouse had a life just like you. It was born once and it grew up , had friends and maybe kids and had a life on this beautiful earth just to die in a microwave? This makes me sad. atleast feed it to your cat so its death can have a little meaning
Who fucking cares how new I am or where I came from. OP microwaved a defenseless animal. You guys pleasure/entertainment from this? You make me fucking sick.
Delly reminder that animal abuse is illegal and you can report OP
Make sure to hit the ''illegal'' section in the report.
That was a real horrible way to die, OP. Karma always has a way of getting back to you.
>How do you even get mice in the house it's fucking disgusting
>Camden, New Jersey, United States
Thats why, you nigger
are you serious? guy killed a mouse and everybody loses their mind?
"he had familly, and kiiids, and health care, and friends, and 9gag profile just like you you asshole! LEAVE MOUSE ALONE!"...
>reported illegal animal abuse
there's no way to tell asshat so arguing is pointless
You do realize we drop poison for them to eat, that kills them in an absolutely horrible way, as well as trap them in mouse traps that rarely kills them instantly and results in extreme suffering.
I'd probably just let it go because I'm a soft touch. However, no one gives a shit about a mouse. No one.