Amerifag here, it is without further ado that I now humbly declare war on on the cancerous shithole also known as Australia.
ukfag here, sick of all the fucking sandniggers
you asked for it cunt
you fucking asked for it
im going to paragraph you so hard because im so mad
FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU
ah i won an internet argument, i feel good
I'm middle eastern australian. Eat a fat dick you pommy geezer teethed twat
You forgot these fuckers mate.
free health care
no gun massacres since 95
yeah man its nowhere near as cool as merica
What didja just call me, mate? I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class in the Australian Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous beer sculling contests in Carlton, and I have over 300 slabs of XXXX drunk. I am trained in vocal abuse towards umpires and I am the top snag eater in the entire city of Carlton. You are nothing to me but a Collingwood fan. I will drop ya the fuck out with VB bottles the likes of which has never been smashed before on this Earth, mark my fucking words, mate. Ya think ya can get away with saying that bullshit to me over the Internet? Think again, mate. As we speak I am contacting Julia Gillard and the Australian Federal Police and your IP is being traced right now so ya better prepare for the thunder, mate. The thunder that wipes out the pathetic little thing ya call your life. You’re fucking dead, prick. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drop you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with by smashed bottle of VB and a cricket bat. Not only am I extensively trained in dropping pricks, but I have access to the entire shed of cricket bats of the Melbourne Cricket Ground and I will use it to its full extent to hit ya for out of the outback, you prick. If only ya coulda known what bullshit your little “clever” backchat was about ta bring down upon ya, maybe ya woulda held your fucking tongue. But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, mate. I will shit fury all over ya and you’re gonna drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mate.
that 95% is uninhabitable though.
1. Because of the harsh climate
2. Arid, unfarmable, unlivable land
3. Native land claim, meaning we can't actually build there without the abos selling it.
I work with a dude that fought at the riots, he has a Ethan cross tattoo and is red neck as fuck. We get along heaps good...at the end of the day, people are people and pommy cunts are inbreeds
Ausfag here, literally drinking fosters and watching crocodile dundee at the moment. perfect timing
The real joke is that Australia has social assistance for the general population, such as health care and half-decent education. Its also possible to attend University even if you're parents are not rich.
to be fair, noone wants this dickhead as pm, he needs to be fukken killed.
>snakes as well... dont forget that we have 8 of the top 10 most venomous snakes on the planet
fact is... the rest of the world likes australia more than you mericunts. We dont go round telling everyother fucker were the best country in the world. go fuck a fat hambeast with your supersized maccas grease as lube while waving your flag screaming freedomz. we're good over here - like most other countries on the planet, we could give a fuck about you.
Lots of foreigners think the US has no social infrastructure.
We probably make equally incorrect assumptions about other countries.
The end result of raising taxes to feed people who sit on their asses all day.
Yay social programs!
>like most other countries on the planet, we could give a fuck about you.
Which is why you're on an American imageboard bitching about Americans, right?
We have the Chinese for that.
>world's best/most liveable city
>world's cleanest air/water
>world's best beaches
>free health care
>good emergency respinse times
>statistically better at sex
>better pay rates
>our economy isn't based on death & destruction
Keep trying but.
no, bitching about americans is not what i am doing, im saying your elitist fuck australia we're the best mentality is dead wrong. most foreigners i know, and i know a few, love australia, and australians. its the fucking dickhead flag waving freedomz loving U-S-A chanting fuckwits like you that have a problem. seriously, i aint even mad. i live in 'Straya. We have hot as fuck women, good as fuck beer, and a good as fuck lifestyle.
>Which is why you're on an American imageboard
ya know that might be accurate, but if this aids ridden website is something you WANT to claim - be my guest.
Someone doesn't understand Detroit!
When you're pumping money into a system that takes care of people that aren't doing jack shit, it hemorrhages money and becomes insolvent.
I'm not talking about people between jobs, I'm talking about people who trade their food stamps for weed.
And none of that has to do with the point that I was making.
>Talking to an American about Americans on an American imageboard
>Claims to not care about Americans
>ya know that might be accurate, but if this aids ridden website is something you WANT to claim - be my guest.
lol, that hardly means anything when you choose to spend your free time here.
Get on the level mate, there's no "middle eastern australian", you're either Australian, or you're an import. If you wanna be an import, fine by me, I won't stop ya.
If you don't like me calling you an import though, stop calling yourself one. Are you Australian or not?
Make a fucking choice.
>lol, that hardly means anything when you choose to spend your free time here.
hmmmmmmmmmm, nope. try again. this is the first time ive been back to 4chan in a while. and it still makes me sad when i think of cancerous shitpit this place has become.
"we're 'murican - come see our super kewl imageboard... check out our yly threads, our get xx threads, our name my xx threads... we're so fukken cool it hurts"
Whatever cunt, you don't have to surrender your identity if you are australian.
For example when OP realises that the US is a cunt if a place and moves to straya. He can choose to become a faggot seppo australian
Australia is retarded , with the real meaning of the word , in many aspects . I have a good experience of Australia since my father's company is doing business there often. But to be honest , i like the way they handle those raging muslims who think they will make Australia their own country.I wish more countries had the same migration policy towards sand niigggers , like they do.
>Amerifag here, it is without further ado that I now humbly declare war on on the cancerous shithole also known as Australia.
>declare war on on the cancerous shithole
holy this this guys serous.
Since 100% of our continent is apparently habitable OP how about the 95% of you fuckers go live in the uninhabitable desert that makes up 95% of our country
i'm american and a fan of australia
if anything we should just take them over to liberate them from all their shitty laws
give them their guns back. if anyone needs them it'd be the folks that live in that dusty hellscape where everything is trying to kill you
Yeah fuck off cunt we don't need america to "liberate" us.
We are perfectly happy being gun free we don't have morons shooting up the place just good old fashioned knife fights to settle arguments
Try deprogramming the deep braining wash your countries put upon you since birth and liberate yourself.
Yeah mate, you fucking do. It's what you signed up for.
Australia is a melting pot of cultures. You're not required to give up everything you bring, and you're not required to take everything you're offered from other cultures.
I don't expect Jews to suddenly honor christmas, and I don't expect Muslims to start eating pork, but I damn well expect to see both representing in the surf life savers and mocking the banana benders.
If you won't surrender some of the things you bring, and won't take up some of the things other cultures have offered, then you're not part of our society, because that's what our society is. We aren't Muslims or Christians or Jews, and we aren't German or Lebanese or Vietnamese or English. We're fucking Aussies.
If you won't partake in that exchange, you're just an import living here, you're not one of us, and I don't give a flying fuck what your passport says.
You're expected to share, and you're expected to have a go. That's what being Australian means.
i claimed that Australia is retarded in other aspects, but its doing good with its migration policy. what's strange about that ? For example i do not like the fact the that if you have specific assets ,lets say, you have a specific number of cash in the bank, you can not take pension. No one is giving you free pension,you payed for that. things like that are retarded for me.
We're aiming for a government that doesn't need the threat of violent revolution to keep it in check.
Incidentally, you counted your local police forces stock of APC's recently?
>land of the free
>more prisoners per capita than any other country on earth
>mfw your countries motto is hypocrisy
Well, that's gratitude. We wrestle these giant saber-toothed jelly-spiders to the ground purely so you guys can enjoy a more pleasant holiday here, and this is the thanks we get? Okay, fine - release the radioactive wombats!
>implying guns are only owned by cops and army
While this is true your average nigger on the street cannot get access to a gun, hell your top dog drug dealer nigger can barely get his hands on one.
Trust me, we got no problem giving our cops guns you the last time a cop shot someone here we rioted immediately (unlike your pussy country) and fucked the police up, they are now very fucking careful about popping shots off.
>Fix the gun problem by giving more people guns.
not the point faggot, I am australian and a gun owner.
Claiming we have an unarmed populous is retarded. there is 1 registered weapon per 3 people in the state of QLD alone.
We just sensibly license guns to people without mental disorders and who arent convinced domestic abusers or serious violent offenders.
Funny how a little common sense effectively zeroes out gun crime.
damn near every tourist ive met loves the country and the people. but this troll has kept me here for long enough. 8/10 for making me reply repeatedly. fuck america and your elitist bullshit. australia fuckers, get it in ya.
Please tell me more about how america is rape and crime free.
I live in Australia, and rape and crime is literally so low that the media struggles to find stories to come up with.
Elevated, compared to what, Wyoming?
country crime index safety index
United States 50.16 49.84
Australia 41.65 58.35
Sorry we are worse how? seems like the 1800's gun laws are really working to keep that rime rate down and are increasing safety.
Australia is superior to America in every way.
>nothing about Australia 'works' let alone your gun control
In 2011 there were 188 death as a result of firearms in a population of 23 million in australia.
The same year in america you had 8,583 deaths in a population of 313 million
Do the math (if you can, we know your not very smart in america)
>no fucks giving
Still hasn't stopped mass shootings, 2011 was our last. Our gun control is alot more strict but the laws haven't stopped anything major. Just more of a hassle to get guns now.
Port Arthur was our biggest, that rolled all the gun laws & control into motion, but Hectorville Siege is still quite big compared to all of our other shootings, obviously not to Port Arthur though. The point is, we're still having shootings. Just not as much as America.
Also, not taking guns does not equate to giving them to people.
That picture implies that immigrants would be inhabiting currently uninhabited land- this is demonstrably false.
Not surprised an American is incapable of realizing simple facts.
>We're aiming for a government that doesn't need the threat of violent revolution to keep it in check.
So something like a monarchy? Perhaps a simple dictatorship?
>Incidentally, you counted your local police forces stock of APC's recently?
Yup, and it's too damn many.
16-year-old Phillip McClean and his brother, aged 13, came across a cassowary on their property and decided to try to kill it by striking it with clubs. The bird kicked the younger boy, who fell and ran away as his older brother struck the bird. The older McClean then tripped and fell to the ground. While he was on the ground the cassowary kicked him in the neck, opening a 1.25 cm (0.49 in) wound which may have severed his jugular vein. The boy died shortly afterwards as a result of his injuries
Ah, so the people who say that wouldn't mind it if immigrants were inhabiting the currently uninhabited lands...
>mfw civil debate
I'm Australian, own 2 guns a .22 air rifle and a .270w, sure our shootings aren't as big or frequent as America but they're still happening.
>be an American male
>in Incheon international airport
>Hear a beautiful thundering voice
>Ausfag reporting in
>Talking about golf at customs line
>made the wait to enter Seoul pleasant due to amazing voice
>learned about golf
>thank you based ausman
Straya is so good that it brought joy to South Korea.
>mfw abos still live in mud huts and were considered sub-human until politcal correctness came about.
at least native americans built memorial civilizations and structures. why would any one want to live in this prehistoric prison australia any ways?
1 - 22 is not a gun, it is a pea shooter, this is what faggots shoot
2 - gun crime is not perpetrated by licensed shooters.
Death rate per capita that is gun related is under 1/10th of the US.
Tell me again about how much gun crime we have?
>Can't type a simple sentence
>Has the gall to ask if I've finished muh schoolin'
>why would any one want to live in this prehistoric prison australia any ways?
Contrary to popular Amerfiag belief, control does not mean gun ban, it's gun control.
> Stable economy
>MFW Ausfags have better essentials for life than Amerifags
>22 is not a gun, it is a pea shooter, this is what faggots shoot
>control does not mean gun ban
>Le confiscation face
You didn't make an argument, your post was a jumbled mess and I can't tell what you're trying to say.
You've managed to avoid saying it once again.
Jesus christ, Australians are fucking annoying dumb fucks. They're not even intentionally funny.
I know how to win the argument. America spawned Nicolas Cage
>You should give it another spin. Ever since the internet was invented it's been even better then before.
That makes no sense whatsoever.
>Not even of guns
Am I gonna have to glass you cunt?
>When 2 dead in an incident is considered a mass shooting.
Tell me what point that was supposed to make.
>Either way Australia has enough, we don't need you.
As if I would move there.
Much like Americans or anyone else, Australian's who make a point of where they live are generally jingoist redneck retards.
>HURR DURR x is the best county because it's the one where i happened to fail 6th grade.
lol you claimed we changed the definition of mass shooting to therefore stop them by technicality.
How is classifying 2 dead in a shooting as a mass shooting stopping ti by technicality?
In truth the District of Columbia has the least registered gun ownership but the highest rate of gun murders.
It's shitty that the crime rates of such places ruin the reputation of the relatively safer parts of the US. There were states that had as little as 8 murders in a year with like 5 being shootings.
>Claiming we have an unarmed populous is retarded.
The crux of the argument was gun controls laws should be established to reduce gun-related crimes in the US, amirite?
>Claiming we have an unarmed populous is retarded.
Implied in that is that Australians are free to get guns.
But Australia is taken as a rallying cry for anti gun rights libtards in the US and Australians on 4chan.
>Claiming we have an unarmed populous is retarded.
What are you on about? Don't you see how you're adding to the statistic of being another retarded australian on 4chan?
The amount of fucks we don't give
Top kek op try again next year when your country destroys itself and you're begging for sanctuary GUESS WHAT, we don't take peasant immigrants.
>bans all violent shit
>over the top censorship
>All aussies are massive faggot shitposters
>Moot hates Australians
Kangaroo land is just a huge desert Island with a bunch of animals no one wants. Not to mention it's inhabited by assbackwards faggots.
Why don't we glass the place with nukes? No one fucking wants kangaroo's. All aussie shit died for me when crocodile hunter died.
RIP in peace crikey.
>It's shitty that the crime rates of such places ruin the reputation of the relatively safer parts of the US
>I got that pic from somewhere else and I'm trying to pass it off as my own.
Still a democratic form of gov't bro.
The elites gain control of every system without fail, not sure why this surprises you.
>Australian tries to act superior
>Shows how uneducated he is in the process
No surprises there either.
Australia is the antithesis of USA:
>USA is a great place inhabited by awful people
>Australians are awesome but live in a shit hole.
Just fucking try it, cunt.
>comes to 4chan, an AMERICAN imageboard, which has freedom of speech as proclaimed and promised by the AMERICAN constitution.
>shitpost about how americans suck or how theyre superior
>implying they have websites that have freedom of speech as much as the ones in the US.
>incapable of appreciating irony
Remove Chicago, Detroit, and a few more cities from the US and you're looking at a crime rate similar to Belgium's.
Most of the US is very safe, but our shitholes are so shitty that they drag the country down.
Tell uncle Sam that the abbos have oil.
You're dead wrong, and it says a lot about the state of your nation that you think rich bastards seizing control of a country is inevitable.
Australia hasn't got it right, but we're miles ahead of you. Our problems are based totally in media spin. No one buys our parliament or our laws, the best they can do is try to brainwash the public to force sentiment, which still works more then it should.
Norway is a pretty swell example of proper democracy, go take a peek at them.
Here's a hint:
As usual, here we find an American who has never bothered to learn about countries other then his own.
ignorant australians thinking no one but cops and army have guns does not make it so
ignorant americans thinking aussie cops and army only have guns does not make it so
So not licensing the mentally ill / violent criminals is removing rights to have guns? Anyone can get a gun as long as they are not in the above groups.
Wow with those standards how can anyone get guns? /sarcasm
gun control works, this is why everyone thinks austalians dont have guns.
Aussie fag reporting in.
like 90% of your population believes in a deity. You people are fucking idiots. That's like 90% of your population believing that the Easter bunny and Santa are real. Fucking idiots
>it says a lot about the state of your nation that you think rich bastards seizing control of a country is inevitable.
It's happened in literally every system ever.
It will continue to happen in every system ever.
That's why the founding fathers of the US called for constant renewal of the government.
Of course, that never materialized.
You're ignoring historical precedent and asserting that everything will be alright forever because everything's alright now, which is dumb.
Also, lol at the fact that you think that you're better off. Lobbyists are growing more powerful everywhere as globalization brings corporations and governments closer together. The UK right now is a good example, American tech companies are starting to exert their influence their like never before.
It's ironic that you're sticking your head in the sand and telling other people to look around and see what's up.
>any my care factor to prove anything to you is?
You made an incredibly idiotic statement about .22 and I called you noguns, then you got buttmad.
the only great people in this world are the sons of israel
>So not licensing the mentally ill / violent criminals is removing rights to have guns?
So, all the gun related crimes in the US are done by:
>mentally ill / violent criminals
Then the argument "guns don't kill people.." is valid?
>Wow with those standards how can anyone get guns?
>implying there arent gun laws in the us
>MFW all butthurt aussies have no way to comeback other than calling you a faggot.
Check and mate australians. GTFO
lol buttmad? what because i refuse to go diggin through a shooting bag to dig my license out and take a fresh photo of it at 1.30 in the morning just to appease you when a reverse image search would show that its not something i grabbed from google?
.22 is a faggot caliber, you might want to make sure your boyfriend holds your hand when you shoot it, that much power can be hard for one person to handle.
I meant a government document stating what the criteria are for a mass shooting. I figured an Aussie might have better luck than me in trying to sift through aussie websites.
Regardless, was the criteria for a mass shooting not changed by a clause in the national firearms agreement?
>when a reverse image search would show that its not something i grabbed from google?
It could be something you grabbed from 4chan or a forum with a robot that prevents Google from getting at it.
>.22 is a faggot caliber, you might want to make sure your boyfriend holds your hand when you shoot it, that much power can be hard for one person to handle.
.22 is an excellent hunting and practice round and is fairly deadly within a mile. Of course, to make a mile-long shot with a .22LR you'd have to get lucky, but still.
I suppose if you're going to go full autist and start caliber wars I could timestamp my AK. Seems like you could've timestamped your stuff by now instead of going through this nonsense.
I know it can be hard to self assess but if you are an american there is a 90% chance that you are suffering from a mental illness or have been or are currently incarcerated.
gun laws and gun control are 2 different things.
Notice we dont allow asperger fucks to carry rifles and guns around in public? That is gun control. Works well too.
UK fag here
ask anyone from the UK whether they're proud that their country produced australia, they'll say yes, they'll say no to the same question about america, and of course there will be the usual "LOL BOSTING ABOUT USAUSAUSA ON A USA MURICA VEBSITE LOL U MAD"
of course people talk about america on here so much, it's because the site is full of americans, probably 80% are over the 24 hours, I'd love to go back to australia for months, I'd love to go back to america 50 years ago but it's a shit hole now
Pretty much the same arguments apply to immigrants in the UK.
I think in the US you're still expected to stop being dark skinned when you arrive though.
>It could be something you grabbed from 4chan or a forum with a robot that prevents Google from getting at it.
wouldn't that be great, posted 3 days ago when i stole it just for this thread.
.22 is useless for hunting unless you are hunting vermin. It is only useful as a target caliber otherwise.
Again not getting out of bed to appease you so go ahead and timestamp faggot, step up.
Some sort of european faggot. A probable rapist. Did not comply with the Espionage Act.
>what is the Espionage Act?
>fly an ISIS flag?
Now why would I do that? They hate freedoms. I wouldn't tell an Israeli to fly the izzad ad-din brigades flag in israel, or a german to fly the swastika in Berlin to prove a point. Its silly, stop arguing that way.
So you have freedom of speech to say anything the govermnet does not classify, ie. anything they fucking feel like.
>Some sort of european faggot
He an Australian faggot
>A probable rapist.
probable rapists don't have free speech then? I don't see what you are trying to get at.
>Did not comply with the Espionage Act.
So he did not comply with the law that removes his right to free speech?
>Now why would I do that? They hate freedoms. I wouldn't tell an Israeli to fly the izzad ad-din brigades flag in israel, or a german to fly the swastika in Berlin to prove a point. Its silly, stop arguing that way.
No you wouldn't because you have the same freedom of speech as any western country.