Found this thing in the garden, 45 decides what I do to it.
>inb4 set on fire
captacha as spoken: cum on her face. Make her drink.
Let him go. When you're out in the yard, point him out if anyone's there; if not, just notice. He looks like a turtle - not a tortoise - so he will probably die before you do. Keep walking outside and just notice. Eventually he'll stop showing up.
Make what you want of that. Keep walking outside. Keep waiting.
Relocate it to the nearest safe place, near a permanent water source. Leave it there. Go home, call your mother, and ask how she's doing. Be sincere. She loves you.
Jesus Christ in a rusty Buick, I love random chance.
Surprised there haven't been any winners.
Let it go at a local park, with a party balloon taped to its back and record it.
We all wanna see this guy have fun as it runs around with a balloon.
/B/ What is this shit i hear of crowning a fucking turtle it's cool to look at ok but please chill your nipples guys.Hell it's just a fucking turtle.
OP will delivar.
Legio Custodes standing by. All hail to new emperor.
>TWDG in taskbar
For the uneducated.
Look at the feet you autistic faggot
this is a tortoise's foot, next post will be a turtle's foot
It's a fucking turtle
turtles are aquatic you fucks, they live in the sea
(unless its an inlet, then it might be terrapin)
OP I will accept if you put the crown on his shell we just want to see it, and there is technically still no timestamp just "HAIL CAESAR KING OF /b/"
but so far you are much less of a faggot than most
I like the throne, it suits him. He is a modest ruler, fair but firm with his people. Extravagance is not wasted on this turtle, material things do not satisfy him- instead he prefers spending his time in the garden pools, writing his philosophy essays, and partaking in other academic pursuits.
No cape, time stamp, sign saying Hail Caesar King of /b/
Try Again OP
you had better return, otherwise the consequences will never be the same
feed it fruits and vegies everyday
looks like a mediterranean tortoise; likely a hermann's. someone's pet that wandered off?
care information here if you're thinking of keeping him, but please consider checking to see if his/her majesty belongs to someone else who may be missing him/her.
Will post my 2 (supposedly) Emma Watson nudes when you finish this
IF 4chan schould ever have a mascot it'd be a fucking frog not a turtle you dumb bitches
How do you check for its gender? I haven't own one for a long time now