I bet on one of the planes a guy farted and it stank and before they died someone smelled it.
Also inside the building a guy was taking a massive shit and right when it pushed out the plane crashed and he spilt ketchup on his best tie so he was like "god damn it why" and he went to go wipe the shit off his eyebrows and tripped and fell out the tower and died.
I got a good one.
How many dead people does it take to strip 320 million americans of their constitutional rights?
Jokes on you, merifats. Most pacified country on earth.
I don't see why you're all exploding over this. You're only going to crash and burn with a closed mindset like that. It's just a little moral turbulence. I find that 9 out of 11 times it's better to laugh than to dwell on the things that make us feel like we've reached ground zero.
>Knew a kid who claimed his sister died in 9/11
>asked what she did for living and how she died in 9/11 in one of the towers
>She was a traffic cop
>"Well no fucking wonder 9/11 happened, she had no business directing plane traffic"
>He max autist rages yelling he's a fireman, respect him, and throws a chair
>I get cheered for
my dad died on 9/11. he was on the plane that went down in pennsylvania.
i really miss him and it hurts especially around this time of year. threads like these just make me feel even worse, but i know you all are just trying to find your own way to deal with the tragedy.
i still will always see my papa as a hero even though he couldn't keep control of the plane long enough to make it to DC.
miss you old man
You would have to rewrite that so it make sense and make it funnier.
Here, I'll do it for you:
Why were the persons in World Trade center so upset on september 11??
Because they ordered a pizza and they got "plain" instead of pepperoni that they've asked for!!!
I'll re-write this one as well so people get it:
On the september 11th the jokes about it are just "PLAIN" wrong and makes people sad.
OK, I'll do this one as well
The september 11 and jokes are just "PLAIN" wrong.
they don't fly by me like a plane would do.
sometimes, they are the bomb, like the ones there were planted in WTC, and I collapse, like the 2 towers did which didin't make any sense, since that have never happened before in skyscraper history, but still makes perfect sense to americans that believe everything the media tells them, laughing.
This isn't even my final form
I get really sad around this time of year on september 11. my dad was on the plane that hit the WTC although i'm glad he died for Al Quada, that have been made up by the CIA like Osama Bin Laden, so my country could invade the middle east, because my country is like going down the drain and don't have anything of value other than cancerous fastfood and entertainment.
A view of New York City from the top of the World Trade Towers.
you sick motherfuckers. this is beyond sick, this is grotesque. you don't joke about a national tragedy. you think it's funny that thousands of americans lost their lives in a horrific manner? really funny, assholes. real fucking funny.
remember good ol times when faggots didnt call everyone edgy for posting funny shit? yeah, you dont..
how about a little anecdote (unfortunately not my own)?
American kid walks into a pub in Belfast (of all places) and has the audacity to order an "irish car bomb"... bartender walks away visibly disgusted but walks back shortly after with two flaming shots...
the american kid, confused, asks... "what the hell is this?"
the bartender, wasting no time, firmly replies, "they're the fucking twin towers, now get the fuck out!"
Still to this days people argue about what actually happened. It was on live fukin television for hte world to see and there is still ambiguity about what really happened.
Fuk making jokes i just cant stop laughing at the facts.
Yup its hilarious maybe not at the time but now im older and have time to think about it yes i think the fact 3000 financial mercenaries got totally anihilated. Only thing that could make it better was more towers and american people dieing.
Here is a good joke for you : Majority of the Hijackers are still alive besides the ones killed by Mossad.
Steel melting point temperature :1370c
Aviation Fuel open air burn temperature :1030c