Upload a video of him writing out I love you.
Skin bridge as a result of botched circumcision
Can you write "I love you David"
Weird request but It has a purpose
Holy shitfuck OP you've made me actually post on /b/ for the first time in a couple of years.
Cook some spaghetti.
//optional - Leave to cool
Colour in and cut out a small paper mustache, attach to the opposite side to the bridge.
Put cooked spaghetti through bridge.
Stick mustache opposite
Take photo from entertaining angle
Failing that - put a padlock though and throw the key down a drain. Present yourself at A+E.
Oh shit srry op
Sage was from other shit thread and I forgot to take that off
Thx a ton OP
After the spaghetti, Ive got one for you OP. Take a nail, put it through the hole and nail it into a peice of wood. Doesnt have to nail in very far, just enough to stay in there.
If you do this OP, id have restored faith in /b/ and youd have my full respect.