Ask a guy who fucked his friend's passed out girlfriend last night anything.
That's pretty funny. She's going to ask her boyfriend whether they had sex last night. He's going to say no, and wonder who the fuck was drilling his girlfriend, and she's going to realise she essentially got raped.
Have fun dealing with that.
Will Spiderman takeover this thread?
Fucked a girl while she was sleeping next to her boyfriend. Both were wasted drunk.
I died 10000 deaths of fear of being accused of rape afterwards. Thrill was awesome, though.
How does it know feeling rape that you did?
Would you say that the recent DDOSing attempts on games such as League of Legends, and Battle.net by the collective of hackers known as "Lizard Squad" were productive in their attempts to promote a higher level of customer service? Or counter productive in that they have given authorities excuses to increase the level of surveillance they can conduct on persons on the internet?
I'm 26, we've been friends since highschool. They've been dating for about 8 months now.
Sad truth is i'll never get caught. Woke up this morning and had breakfast together
I didnt take much pics. Too busy gettin off
I said I knocked out in the living room.
I'm not very concerned. We drink together all the time. When they're out, they are gone.
sure why not
League is gay. do whatever they want
plural noun: friends; plural noun: Friends
a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.
use google next time
maybe 5 minutes?
If you were drunk would you admit shit that you'd never want anyone to know?
Because I wanted to see her with cum in her mouth
I cant, she has a pretty specific butterfly tattoo, which I had no clue she had.
>Drinking at buddys place
>7 people there at the beginning
>Eventually everyone gets drunk
>2 guys leave
>drink some more
>friends gf passes out
>friend carries her to their room
>drink some more
>friend passes out
>friend and his wife leaves
>I try to wake friend up. Hes passed out cold
>Go to girl and try to wake her, shes out cold
>pulling underwear to the side to see the goods
this, girls notice different dicks + sex rythm even when drunk, she wasnt that passed out otherwise she wouldnt have moaned and swallowed
OP do you plan fucking her again and/or confronting her that you 2 fucked?
If she knows, she must of liked it. there was absolutly no awkwardness having breakfast together.
I dont plan on doing it again. Then again, I didnt plan on doing this yesterday. Opportunity just opened.
Actually doing what all these other faggots say they would
I can see through your bullshit like i can see through glass. It never happened, if it did with your "much pics" comment, you would have fucked her then taken a picture of the messy whore for you to gloat about on /b/...
OP, I tried to do this to my friends gf and did not succeed.
>out in the city drinking a lot
>get lost and go back to a flat with a taxi
>find my friends gf at home waiting for me
>ask where is my friend
>says he is still in the city searching for me
>she informs him and he takes the taxi
>have like half an hour to fuck her
>start being an alpha
>she likes it
>start to make out
>couple of more shots in the city and would be fucking her right in the pussy, but her less drunk brain suddenly reacted and stoped me
>feel upset now because missed my opp bcuz she is 9/10 ex model and been dreaming about her since my friend got her..5yrs
>they are married now
>hope to fuck her some day, cuz when we are out she always gets in contact with me and if not her stupid bf/my friend i would fuck her
>to bad we are always out together
OH AND OP, CONGRATZ!
>I started slow taking time in case she wakes
>She barely moved so I look off her shorts and underwear
>pulled up her shirt to see tits
>start fingering her pussy
>stuck my dick in her mouth to wet it up
>she closed her teeth on my dick which i jumped back but o well
>spread her legs and start fucking her
>initial penetration she moaned
>too scared to move
>start fucking aagain
>eventually I dont give a shit anymore
>pound her like crazy
>she moaned and threw her legs over me
>too drunk and horny to care
>called out her boyfriends name
>fuck her harder
>I needed to cum
>pulled out and came in her mouth
>she cringed and swallowed
>think about alibis
>Put her clothes back on
>wiped up wet spots on bed
>grab friend and carried him to bed
> knocked on on sofa
>woke up with her cooking breakfast
>they tell me to eat
>had breakfast together this morning
After I came, a million things were racing in my head. Like O fuck am I going to get caught? Was she awake? does she know? you panic.
I'm sure he would do.
fuck you nigger, i hate my fucking friend for being my friend, because of him i did my major mistake in my life. the hate inside of me and will stay inside bcuz of safety of other people so dont talk shit if you have no idead what the fuck is going on
>salty milk and coins
Yawn, shit story anyway. Could of at least used your imagination.
Getting mad and defensive, if it ever happened you would just laugh and brush it off instead you seem to be getting defensive at the teeth. Which basic hooman SYCHology tells us your lying.... Smells like a freshman
>Eventually everyone gets drunk>Eventually everyone gets drunk>Eventually everyone gets drunk>Eventually everyone gets drunk>Eventually everyone gets drunk>Eventually everyone gets drunk
I don't think you understand what 'friend' means.
I fucked my drunk sister once too, she was 19, i was 15.... her boyfriend lay next to her drunk as fuck..after fucking her, i pulled down his pants and underwear to make it believable that it was him who did it...she got preggers later, nto sure of the kid is mine lol..
y?, she is a drunk whore....she stole from my parents to find her boyfriend's habits...and drops by everytime drunk as fuck...my parents wished she was dead..i have the same feeling..fucking her was a blessing to me..
I congratulate you on not being a faggot with stupid morales and on having the balls to do this.
How much did you have to drink?
I wish I didn´t have a conscience so I could fuck around behind my gf´s back.
re-read what i said, 3 times if you must. Infact sir, you took the bait.
she bled our bank dry, stole over 300Ks for her boyfriend and still haz the balls to show up at home for food and to sleep..usually drunk..her sprog though is quite intelligent....my parents raising him ..
fucking american cunts with their stupid sex morale.
post pics please here have some rare picture
Do you remember that movie 'Kids' where the guy is fucking a wasted/passed out Chloe Sevigny on the couch, the same girl who had earlier that day tested positive for HIV?
Well I hope that's what you get OP.
OP, just sayin.. you're pretty fucking retarded. I really hope you understand how low is that. To fuck a passed up girl cannot be more low than fucking a ham.
How long did you want to fuck her? Pls explain.
I would've kept a souvenir. Did you?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Blaming other people for your life's mistakes is more pathetic than using excessive amounts of alcohol to attempt, and fail, to seduce a friend's girlfriend.
You're a weak human being. Maybe literally, but definitely figuratively. I hope you get found out and your 'friend' realizes what a skank he married and then proceeds to give you the most deserving ass beating in the world.
Fuck blaming your mistakes on other people. Own up to it and stop being a child.
It will level itself out and is hardly a problem in the US. Diversification of the species is important for long term survival. Overpopulation is only a concern in certain regions. We have plenty of resources for each couple to have 2 kids and even that's probably not enough to retain our numbers long term due to infant/child mortality rates worldwide through disease, and there's also the concerns of offspring that cannot reproduce or produce viable offspring due to genetic problems. In short, you're retarded, don't reproduce. I'm not, so I will.
About a year ago I was hanging out with my friend and his gf. Shes sleeping and me and him are working on some project. Decides to shower cause he's buttmad.
>fap while hes out of room while shes sleeping
>good job OP. but seriously no tits?