P-porn?! That's that stuff Cedric makes, right?
Uhh, no? She's a shoe polisher... She polishes shoes.
He's the royal Sorcerer! I'm using his spell book to talk to you guys. Right Sea-drick?
A bit... It's okay, frosting is always hard for a beginner! We can practice baking together some time.
Do you like the taste of cum?
Probably because the thriving economy allows lavish living, even for the working class, providing no real need for many to work hard or even be inspired to challenge themselves or each other.
"Ignore him, he doesn't get to know."
You heard the man!
Here. Another spoonful. I'm gonna need you to keep tasting it until you like it.
I find that to be a rather poor excuse, as your easy-going lifestyle could easily accommodate travel, higher learning, and better CGI so your fucking skirts stop clipping through your god damn carriages.
No thanks Anon. I'm quite done taste testing for now.
>thinking any of you are actually in a position of power above me when in reality I can have you all killed so easily it gets me hot and bothered at night.
Be nice, anon!
Thanks for your concern! No, net necessarily, but Amber always insists on rubbing it for me.
>thinking that doesn't motivate us even more to force you to all kinds of things, to make the risk of randomly getting executed worth it
it's adorable when tight, innocent little princesses believe they're safe due to their power.
So... do you rub yourself between your legs yet?
You Sit have obviously not heard of Willaim and Kate
I have it covered, thanks.
but even if you didn't have it then, would be alright with wearing just this anyway?
Alright anons, you've been grand but I need to go take my bath before I call it a night. Royal duties tomorrow! Bye everyone!
Have you tried letting people in the kingdom know who's boss and pulled your panties down,spread your asscheeks apart, and farted directly on the peasants noses? Bonus points if you pooped.
Oh yeah, and no more making porn of me! *giggle* Bye!
Don't you see? There's NOTHING to dump! You've fallen for my plan all along! Now you may yearn for porn of me, yet never see it! AHAHAHAHA!