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Biggest score of my life. Some guy wants...
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Biggest score of my life. Some guy wants to dress me up like a girl and have me fuck his azn wife, and being the sissy faggot with a moderate asian fetish I am, today has just become the best day of my life.
Pic is her, don't even care if face is gross cause fuckin daaaamn I love me some asians.

Anyone else have stories of meeting with couples?
Dude what?
shes got a sweet body

moar pics, OP
This, can you get more pics?
Very much this
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I have plenty of stories...getting fucked, giving fucks...yeah. Never had an asian though I wanted one. All my meetups happened through Craigslist.
I'm a pretty good looking guy, fit, average penis. Women seem to love it so I continue doing it.
I don't get you people, he's clearly a flaming homo who likes to dress up. That's pretty much the story there, so moving on the chick this faggot's going to bang later looks hot so we need more pics.
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enjoy your aids faggit
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What's the ETA on your dick rotting off?
>white line on the right side
>cropped image off the internet
>OP is a dirty lying faggot.
thats racist
I fucking know man, birthday was very recently too so best birthday of my life. I'll try get more pics but that's the only one he has public at the moment.
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I'm a really cute trappy looking Asian kid,

Some guy and his wife fell in love with me. They took turns using a strap on and his dick for hours.
Um show us you?
>Some guy wants to dress me up like a girl
>today has just become the best day of my life
Nothing could possibly go wrong, OP.
Pic is from a dating site that doesn't let you save peoples pics, so yeah, cropped image off the internet, but not lying.
Greentext it
show us what you look like faggot
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nope, birthday was the 11th if you were wondering if you know me. 9/11 reprezent.
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I was not
He's not wondering if he knows you. He wants to masturbate to your dick.
Post pics of yourself
Pretty close to correct
close? that's the fuckin' truth, i've only jacked it twice today.
Nah that's gay as fuck. I may wanna be dressed up and fucked like a faggot but of all people on earth the people I want masturbating to pics of me, /b/ is at the very very bottom of the list.
I can say though if I took the time to put on makeup and shave, I could easily out do Robin or whatever her name is. But due to my age of which I'll not state I'd rather not put pictures of me on the internet... yet.
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Takes a lot to make me hawt
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So you're under-aged, going to dress up as a woman, and go meet a strange man?

You're gonna get raped son.
The big thing that's stopped me from crossdressing often is having to shave my asshole and dick. Too fucking hard, too high maintenance, why isn't their hair removal cream for dicks and butts yet.
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There is
Pffft I'd enjoy it anyway. I was molested as a kid and it made me fucked up as all hell, but as long as I keep my sexual life away from the rest of my life I really don't care how messed up I am.
Unless you're going to post pics of your sissy self, there's no reason for me to believe you, you role-playing basement dweller.
That's kinda fucked up son. You should give yourself time, grow up before you fuck up.
As if I truly truly care if you believe me.
I just wanted to share my story of potential success with all you faggots who I've admired for so long.
I'm already grown, more mentally than anything.
In my country I'm legal now so whatever, and I'm not gonna turn down this opportunity to live out some of my biggest fantasies I've had for so long.
At least greentext the inevitable grisly rape later, let us know if it was worth.

What country?
>potential success
How about potential "OP ends up in serial killer thread."
Yeah will do if this all happens. Sent the dude a body pic but he said he's at work and has work to do so gotta wait a while for a reply.
Not saying what country but our legal age is 16.
Isn't it that everywhere?

I legit hope you're trolling boy.
Some sandnigger countries have different ages, in Japan it's 13 I think. Most places though yeah it's 16. Can't say I'm trolling here, honestly hoping this happens and that this guy's legit, and even if he isn't I'll still suck his dick for my own satisfaction.
You in Aus?
Nah but it's close enough so yeah totally I'm strayan.
NZ hey?

You'll be fine fella!
what would you recommend?
Any specific kind or brand?
bribe me
Yeah I met up with a gay couple. Dont know if anyones interested in that
Sure am. Go ahead.
Bribe you for the name of a brand?
You just lost me.
Good day.
I wouldn't know tbh

Try sugar scrub

Want to know if it really works that well
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Thread's pretty dead.

Anything else you wanted to tell me?
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>Be me 19
>Go to local adult bookstore frequently
>Couple is in there one day
>Get a blowjob from wife while husband watches
>Says awkward shit "you like that big dick" blah
>He's into cuckold
>I fucked her 3 weeks ago
>She's kinda chubby, but 7/10 for her age and she smells wonderful
>We meet up every now and then
>By that I mean 4 times in the past 3 months

Hopefully they're in the fucking area soon, I loved fucking her.

>lurking gay thread on /b/
>get talking to a guy, swap emails
>talking for months, game together
>talking to each other every day, talking about kinks
>into slave/pet play, so is he
>has a partner, we're talking and camming every day for a couple of years
>left school, applied for college
>about 3.5 months free
>decide to meet them
>talk about getting tested, get tested at clinics, time it so our results arrived at the same time
>results arrive in envelope
>dont open, stick in bag with clothes, get train into town then train down South to where they live
>waiting at the station
>both late 20's, good looking, slightly chubby and average build
>pic me up, head back to theirs, envelopes on mantlepiece
>check each others, all clean, sitting on the couch discussing what we will do, I can stay until I leave for college etc
>have a few drinks, sandwiched between these two guys as they fondle me and kiss and lick me
>head to bedroom, get naked, get a cock in my mouth while another lubes my ass and fingers it
>eventually slides cock in
>Hurts at first but get into it, feels good
>real fucking good, bad at blowjobs though, guy says its okay
>get slowly spit roasted by these two guys
>eventually guy cums in my butt
>other cums in my mouth
>lying in bed between them
>older one says I'm a good girl
>lay there snuggling

thats just the start
When I was 6 I used toothpaste as lube. Bad times.
lol wow.

Yeah I'm in Tassie btw. Heavy times
you realize you are going to walk into a burly gang of blacks dressed like a trap and get buttfucked into oblivion by some aids riddled nigger dick right?
k thanks
this time, really goodbye
You sound hot, why not post pics again?

Because of your age, you do realize we have people you're age posting pictures of them selves all the time right? know of bri chan? Would love to see a young trap show them selves off here, not even sexually.
We don't really have many of those in New Zealand.
Sure, anything else you want to know?
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sry thats all i got for asians
Need my own outfits, and needa shave like I said.
The guy who wants to meet said he'd shave me and his wife will put make-up on me so it's the perfect offer for me.
mick jagger?
Damn if you're as hot as you imply I'd actually let you fuck my girlfriend.

Really digging your confidence right now it's sexy.
I think this chick is a cam girl. If not this girl is wearing the same outfit right now.

I've looked like a chick my whole life, and all the fat I gain seems to go to my ass too, so I'm well toned wid a fat ass which I love. Don't look too good as a dude, but as a chick yeah I'd fuck me.
Just the same outfit, girl in my pic is asian.
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Post legal pics
You're in need of clothes right?

What kind of clothes do you plan on wearing?
I'd be willing to gift you stuff if you posed for us, not even joking this is actually my fetish.
Don't want anyone I know IRL finding out, due to social media I'm kinda popular and as soon as one person finds out about this my life is ruined so...

Just the usual trap stuff, I love stockings and knee high socks and can only cum to trap porn if the girl/thing is wearing them. Slutty short skirts are awesome, tight panties, not sure about what I'd wear up top but yeah.
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You may have all my internets for the day sir

So don't show face? Unless you email me it ^.^
I would love that but if anything gets delivered to wear I live my whole family will be wondering what I got, or they'd open it themselves while I'm at school or something.
Living at home is what's holding me back a lot too.
I could do that but I can only dress up if my sister's not home cause I wear her clothes when I do. I really wish I could be a whore on the internet but too many obstacles in my life preventing it :(

Make sure its legal yeah
don't have any pics man, and if i were to take any at my current state i'd just look like a dude with a hairy ass.
got more if anyones interested
meh show face then

Yeah go on mate. I'll read
>opening up your mail

That's messed up dude. I would love to see wearing some clothes I payed for. I'd maybe even ask my gf to pick clothes out for you, we've done this a lot but doing this with a young guy...

The thought is exciting.

What can I say it's not every day a asian trap stops by on here, and he has the same interest as me figured I'd give it a shot.
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Yeah fair call. Got have a feel we swallowed bait hard tho tbh
Hahahah I think you got me confused with someone else who posted. I aint asian, sorry if you were mislead.
And I don't really think they'd open it but they'd definitely wonder what it is seeing as I get mail like twice a year.
I'm used to it, the hunt continues.
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>implying you wouldn't put on a dress to hit that ass
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egg fuckin zactly.
Any sane 16 year old male would do the same.

>third day
>woken up by couple fondling me
>"come on baby up you get"
>taken to shower
>3 of us squashed in shower unit rubbing against each other, washing each other
>both fuck me in the shower
>get dried and dressed
>sitting at table having breakfast
>talking about roles, its established I'm their sissy bitch for the next few months and I do what they say. But there is a safeword/limit in place
>take me out to sex shop
>buy kinky clothing, plug, chastity device, collar
>head back to house
>straight away I'm put in this clothing, collar and device
>spend the day on my knees being trained to give blowjobs
>suck them off
>get taken to bathroom by bottom/master
>given massive enema, totally cleaned out
>put over masters lap
>fingered for ages, slowly opened up
>masters get hard again
>take me to room
>spit roast me on the bed
>once master came in my ass, switched roles
>master that just came in my ass pushes his softening cock in my mouth and holds it there while other master cums in my ass
>once they're both done, plug me
>leave me in bed as they go through to watch tv
something like this?
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femanon or /b/ro
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good for you
want more?
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I thought that was implicit sorry

sitting here and waiting

>captcha: pleasure lobjects
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Why aren't you banned yet?
omG U dONT EVEN USE PROXIES NEWFAG HHAHAH no yeah I don't know pls dont ban me I was already banned for about 2 years for asking for cp back when i first discovered this website and was a retarded lil noob at internetting.
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Shit, I just wanted the rest of the greentext, when did banning become about this conversation
hey i didn't ask for full on cp atleast, just "child models".
I liked that shit back when I was around the same age as the girls I was looking at but now that I'm older I've grown out of it.
Would bang a 30 yr old with experience over a 12 year old any day.

>4th day, Monday
>masters have work
>leave me in bed
>wake up
>note with chores and telling me when they'll be in
>do the chores, not much, hoover and do dishes, make bed
>sitting watching tv, lurking internet, looking for slutty things to buy
>masters come in
>drop to my knees and crawl into hall
>dom master "you, here now"
>crawling over slowly, aster gets stripped to underwear
>kiss from his feet up his leg to his crotch
>sweaty and mucky
>start licking
>other master watching
>pull out masters cock
>start sucking
>other master reaches down, grabs base of plug in my ass, starts ricking
>feels rough but good
>pulls out his cock
>sucking and jerking them
>deep throat dom masters cock
>bottom master puts his hand on my head and pushes
>gag but loving it
>master facefucks me, cums down my throat
>other master does the same
>crawl through as they enter the lounge
>compliment me on my work
>start making dinner as they get changed
>eat dinner, clean up, do dishes
>get fingered and fucked over the counter by dom
>head to the toilet and sitting on the toilet pissing and letting cum drip out butt
>other master walks in and gets a blowjob
>settle down
>go to bed
>woken at half 2 by masters fondling me
>take turn fucking me
>fall back asleep once they're done
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Still a fucking pervert
What a busy life you lead.

How old are you now?
Your dumbass asked for "child models" and you're acting like getting banned was too far? Da fuck?
Yeah most definitely.
No I know it was fucked up, I didn't really care that I was banned, I was just scared that someone in my household would stumble upon 4chan, try to post, and then see that they've been banned for asking for underage sexual content.
It was the craziest and filthiest but best 3 months of my life

22 now

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Where you live?
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guy's online now, waiting for a reply from him.
Wish me luck cunts <3
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Um hope you don't get gangraped by Maoris?

>8th day
>masters buy me a latex mask with eye, nose and mouth hole
>ask me about if I'd like some fun with other friends
>two guys my masters know
>worried, ask about diseases,they're clean, they all get checked regularly
>masters excited, fuck me there on the floor
>later on,in spare room
>masters home, brought friends
>few minutes later, sub master opens the door
>puts a leash on my collar and takes me through on my hands and knees to the lounge
>stop, sit on my knees, look up
>four cocks in my face
>one of masters friends is a handsome guy,mid 30s, fit, big dick
>start on him
>jerking and sucking all these cocks
>dom master takes over, gets under me,riding him while jerking and sucking the others
>before long master lifts me off, puts me on all fours
>cums in my ass
>then masters friend fucks me, smaller dick but faster, cums in no time
>sub master fucks me while handsome guy fucks my mouth slowly
>master cums, they're sitting watching me
>handsome guy penetrates
>slow and gentle but big
>fucks me good, gets a bit faster
>eventually cums
>pulls dick out my ass
>I sit up and start cleaning his dick with my mouth
>all the cum drips out my butt,dom master tells me to lick it up, lick as much as I can off the floor
>told to got to bed, fall asleep,woken by masters in the night
>fuck me again
>dom master says handsome friend wants more
>he'll be round in a few days
>fall asleep
Well that escalated quickly

Makes me wish I was gay, uncomplicated sex sounds pretty fucking awesome.

anyway continue
Uncomplicated sex?
Where are you?

I'll continue in a second
Guys just want to fuck, women want everything, it is\becomes complicated.
And that kids .. is how I met your mother
Australia man.

Niggers where OP at
Aw yeah totally hah I thought you meant that but wasnt sure.

guys are more fun and are up for NSA most of the time.
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Some basement somewhere
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look here:
right here finna wishin im gon get me some asian pussy but bitch ass nigga i was talking to aint replied
Pity. I'm looking for a new master
Meh you could send me a picture or two but apart from that sorry
Do you mean what I think you mean by NSA?
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no strings attached i'm sure
no strings attached

no problem man. Another story incoming. Pretty filthy though
Women are always down for NSA too if the dude is hot enough, scenarios like yours where you become a part of a couple for a short time and add more people to that without eventual complications is pretty fucking difficult in a straight relationship.
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Da fuck this happened in NZ?

Chch-fag here
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if it wasn't implied, please cont
Yeah thats true. One more, maybe two more actually

>11th day
>dom masters day off
>got an ass full of cum from sub master
>dom is playing around, chasing me around the house, having some fun, then leaves for a run
>comes back about 2 hours later
>"we're gonna try something different"
>"oh? Whats that master?"
>gets naked, lays me on the floor
>"you're gonna eat my sweaty ass"
>squats down on my face
>try to resist but quickly get right into it
>start eating his ass like a drugged up pornstar, really getting into it
>have him moaning like a bitch
>spit everywhere
>hes loving it, taint and ass covered in spit, sucking his balls, rimming the hell out of him
>has to stop at one point
>"fuck...you nasty whore....Gonna treat you to something"
>takes off the chastity device
>rock hard instantly
>69 hes fucking my mouth
>blow a big load in his mouth almost instantly
>spits my cum into my mouth, cums in my mouth
>swallow it
>lie on the floor in a sticky sweat mess
>he gets up and suggests we shower
>get on my knees and dive for his ass again
>he laughs and moans, has to order me not to eat it
>shower, get dried
>relax in bed

Show us what you look like when you're dressed up as a sissy OP. See very few (if any) young nice ones in NZ
Bit grim. idk never really liked that one tbh

Got other tales from other times?
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i'm down with a bit of rimming
Kill yourself, you're a cancer on society, no one wants you, you disgusting freak.
yeah not everyones into it. I love it though

Gonna go to bed in a minute but heres a very different experience coming up
fucking awesome isnt it
Show me a pic of you before you bail
>>dom master says handsome friend wants more
>>he'll be round in a few days
I want to hear what became of this.
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i do that a lot more than anal
me 2
Thread will rip
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but yes
I may, I'll have to take one though. No pics available just now

Okay. Saved this one for last

>33rd day
>masters spit roasting me good
>spunk in me
>lying in bed, covered in whipped cream and lube
>"Richards coming round tomorrow, you're hs for a few days"
>Richard is handsome guy, comes round
>Standing there in casual clothes, kinky clothing underneath
>"Dont worry. I wont hurt you"
>before I go sub master puts me over his lap, inserts love egg
>walking to richards hes got his hand in his pocket switching the egg on and off, vibrating on and off in my ass
>get back to his, nice big flat, Says hes not like the other two
>gets me naked, puts me in a nice warm bath, cleans me out with enemas, totally clean
>"You look better naked, you're really cute"
>spend the night, no action
>next day, hes all over me, we're kissing, groping, really passionate
>"Come with me", takes me to room, wardrobe with bar at the top, cuffs me to bar
>rubbing my body with oil, kissing me all over
>"With a creature like you. We should serve you, not the other way around" Starts sucking my cock, works round to my ass, eats it like a pro
>drips oil onto my cock and butt, fingers my ass, precum everywhere,
>"Its all about you baby. I wont hurt you"

Part 2 coming up
I'll wait,Interested to see if cute.
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>thighs trembling
>hear drawers and fumbling around behind me
>licks my ear "Just relax. I wont hurt you"
>ass squelching as he fingers me good
>something wraps around my dick
>anal fleshlight
>moaning as he pumps my dick
>fingers come out my ass and slide into my mouth
>tastes great
>feel head tickle my asshole
>stops jerking fleshlight, guides his dick in
>holy fuck thats good
>starts fucking my ass while fingering my mouth, jerking my cock in a fleshlight and kissing/licking me
>gets faster and deeper
>cant contain my squeals
>thighs trembling like ever before
>dick throbbing, prostate getting pounded
>have amazing orgasm, pull muscle in leg from reaction
>body slumps, legs like jelly
>"haha we're not done you dirty boy"
>Starts pounding me
>Slamming my butt
>cock bulging in my ass
>Bursts with cum
>intense orgasm in my ass
>uncuffs me
>we fall on the floor
>holding me tight
>lying there all hot, sweaty and throbbing
>fall asleep
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Good guy him
yeah he was.

Was wayyy better than my original masters
I've never felt so much arousal and love at the same time
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Different things.

badly trained

Hows this picture coming along?
Me neither and I'm hetero as fuck. Only stumbled across this thread coz I wanted to read some creepy shit.

What gives?

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I honestly can't see why everyone on earth isn't just bi.
You get the best of both worlds.
chill it out take it slow, and you'll rock out the show
seriously. I'm homoish in that I like penis but generally the loving/caring relationship shit I just can't get from guys. But that fucking greentext though is making me rethink all of that
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Mostly cause I don't want AIDS, but also cause I find women attractive
Maybe cause passion is passion. We all feel it. We all enjoy it

Yeah I'm gonna give that a miss. I dont really wanna show my face on here especially after the filthy things I've done :S

I kekd
Yeah fuck being in a relationship with a guy, but no-strings-attached sex is awesome.

Feel free to email me
Yeah I wouldn't buttsex with another dude unless it was a trap, or in the case of the original post if he's also letting me fuck his gf, I'd suck dicks though.
I think everyone is. I also think everyone is a bit mad. its just how we deal with it that matters and separates us
I swear /b/ is making me into a gigantic fucking homosex
Seems to do that to everyone. No wonder we all call eachother faggots.
Makes me realize that there's no reason any /b/tard should be a virgin if we're all fucking faggots that would fuck each other
Its the 4chan conspiracy, making one half neet homos and the other half traps to control the breeding of degenerates
Would fuck a trap\shemale, maybe, would have to be a Kalena Rios level and there is only like 5 shemales globally that are passable enough that being within 5 feet of them wont freak me out.
Not into getting fucked by anyone either, I am the one who fucks.
So everyone being bi just isn't going to happen, people want what people want and is hetero 95% of the time.
A good feminine trap would be like my perfect fucking partner I swear

>tfw no qt3.14 trap to cuddle with
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That feel bro
Traps age like men.
>illusion ruined
another reason why living with my family fucking sucks
wish i could just be a fuckin skank and get fucked every day like atleast i could make money being used as a teen shemale but noooOoo i have to go to school and shit fuck my life
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Be closer, and cute.
>why isn't their hair removal cream for dicks and butts yet.
fucking kek
then you found the Lord and married a beautiful woman and had kids. otherwise you're a piece of shit human who needs to be cured.
>tfw the closes you'll ever get to your perfect qt3.14 trap is a bitch with a strapon

I want a girl to blow her load in my mouth ;_;
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>be 18, skinny white kid
>Browse craigslist, back before it was all bots and spam on the personals
>Find a couple. The guy is a cuck who wants men to fuck his wife
>I send a pic, they send pics, we both approve
>Wife was a 28 year old blonde, pretty sexy 7/10
>I'm nervous, never done anything like this before
>Go to their house, pull condom out
>Guy shouts at me angrily "NO CONDOMS"
>Scares me a bit, decide to fuck her anyway
>Start to have sex with her missionary, slow to start
>Feel a finger on my ass
>Look behind me, and the husband is fondling me
>Hop off the wife, not into that shit
>He pulls a gun out of the back of his waistband
>Tells me to get back on his wife
>I'm shaking, terrified
>Boner drops
>He screams "FUCKIN GET IT UP"
>He's waving the gun around, I'm pretty sure he was high
>Look at his wife, she's smirking
>Can't get it up, too scared
>Dude sees I'm not going to get hard while so scared
>Tells me to close my eyes
>He turns me around and pushes me onto the bed. I lay on my stomach
>I get on my hands and knees
>Hear an unzipping, feel the bed shift as he gets on it
>Dick against ass
>Ass raped, never done anything like that beforej
>Hurts like a bitch, I start crying
>Wife is laughing
>He cums in me
>I just look back, he just stares at me
>I slowly put my clothes back on, nobody says a word
>About to walk out of the front door
>"Not yet queer"
>ohhh fuck. I'm about to cry again just out of fear
>"Open the other door"
>Look at door by front door, it's a closet most likely
>Open the closet
>A skeleton pops out
>I thank it for my good bones and calcium
>It laughs like HEHEHEHEHEHE and runs out the front door
>I follow it and go home
>thx craigslist
>wish i could just be a fuckin skank and get fucked every day like atleast
You don't have to fuck on your mothers dinner table you know.

Have a gf that accepts threesomes with traps or get a strapon that can shoot loads?
fuck you. Adolph knew how to cure your kind.
You have no idea what my kind is petal
Oh and I cannot imagine anything gayer than fantasizing about getting fucked.
Most societies did not give a fuck about if you fucked men or women, they did give a fuck if you were pitching or catching though.
Being a bottom has always been seen upon as unmanly.
fuck you all. i'm off to bed. this, this is it. fucking hell.
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Noice !
hey im in nz
whats your email?
i agree with this cunt
be safe m8
oh hey its me
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fucking 4chans
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