> I shudder
I'd rather not talk about it
come on op the people are waiting
> pic unrelated
What am I looking at?
Give us the greentext, OP.
you know BTCC was good when you look at a Volvo 850 and think "fuck that looks nice"
What's the worst that could happen? Cleaning with isodine.
jesus dude see a fucking doctor
Don't have one, if it counts I rubbed one on my cat, she was too small to even think penetration. She is a sexy pussy.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
GO TO THE HOSPITAL YOU FUCKING CRAZY FUCK
Sarcasm. Your penis has necrotic tissue and you dismiss the thought of going to the hospital and answer to bystanders with sarcasm. What a goddamned fool you are, just die.
Why is everyone saying that I killer my penis, It's not like it stopped working, It's just bleeding a little and maybe hurts a little to try to get a erection, but it may just pass.
Anyway, 69 decides if I greentext
i was thinking of this aswell, the girl wasn't even his gf yet
You dumb fuck tell us what you did
You are a huge faggot.
Men, you know what to do.
IT'S NOT A FUCKING GAME OP YOUR PEWEE IS A MESS WE WANT THE TRUTH
Feel the pain you have inflicted on us, ultrafag
You used a penis pump, initially that blistering is harmless and goes in a day or 2, however you've been unsanitary and areas of your penis are either infected from this or you destroyed blood vessels and cut off those moldy looking areas, best case scenario you use a medical grade deeply sanitizing item to clean yourself and your body fixes it. Worst case scenario amputation (if cut off blood supply).
Did I mention you're a huge faggot...
srsly tho homey that dik
not like he is doing anything with it
I have the feeling OP is just screwing with us.
no man and I mean NO MAN would EVER let his dick get injured without going to the doctor right away.
but then again OP may be an idiot and if he is telling the truth then he will probably have permanent nerve damage in his penis for the rest of his life form the week of swelling with no care.
have fun OP, have fun having a life of no sexual sensation in your penis, erectile dysfunction, and no woman EVER wanting to go near your dick.
congratulations, you will never have sex from this point on.
Fucking fuck fuck. The wipe got stuck with dry blood and it fucking hurts to try to take it off. Wat do?
is your dick now less then a centimeter in length?
Jesus Christ it's worse then I thought, if you don't go to the doctor you will probably loose it due to a necrotising infection.
unless dick gangrene is a fetish of yours.
FUCKING GREENTEXT YOU FUCKING IMBECILE. HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU WHEN WE DON'T KNOW THE STORY AND CAN LAUGH HARD ABOUT IT? AND YES I AM IN ALL CAPS RAGE MODE YOU FUCKHEAD
>unless dick gangrene is a fetish of yours.
What the fuck was the point of coming here if you aren't gonna tell the story!? Seriously,did you think you'd get sympathy or wed give you that magic cureall that would some how fix your grotesque cock !?
Getting into the bathtub, maybe water will help
Also,if you're too dumb to realise that needs medical attention,and rather than go get it your 1st though was "I'll ask /b/ - they'll help me" then quite frankly you deserve to lose your cock. At least it will prevent you spreading your retarded genes to the next generation.
Darwinism in evidence on /b/
God you're dumb.
Never have I ever had my jimmies this rustled
GO TO A DOCTOR YOU FUCKING IDIOT
pic related, it's me
The doctor is gonna carve your dick up, op, that looks necrotic
@ my battle statio, can't find threath gimme a min
Tomb Raider 3 on PS1.
Her tits are a bit pixelated, but i live in a mansion with a butler i can lock in the freezer any time i want.
>looking forward to this, lara croft anal is somthing ive always wanted to see/experience.
YES! that! thank you anon I was looking for this!
Had that happen too man, no worries.
Was just about to fap, troke 2 times and suddenly blood is shooting out like a fucking vulcano.
Bleeding stopped once my boner was gone.
I was scared shitless
It was just an artery that bursted or something. Just don't fap for about a week and you're ok.
Seriously, you have two options OP.
1. You get a little embarrassed going to the doctor and getting it treated within the next week.
2. You die and everybody you know and love will find out that you died because of an infected peepee.
I could have sworn I saw 69 in a thread like a few days ago, maybe it was before 9/11, time has sort of started to blend together.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
So... this is nothing serious.
>Was born pre-natal, some defects on penis with acute phimosis, connected frenulm and merged skin
>Had circuncition and [skin graft?] a few days ago at hospital.
>Doctor said it's completly normal, stitches are coming out natturaly and thus it's bleeding, It's not infected, it was swolen post-op by the surgery.
>Right now i'm high as fuck with medicines, just was bored.
>I miss the morphine at the hospital.
Op is really stupid today.
masturbate with sandpaper, that's the safest way to painlessly remove the infected tissue and with it the bacteria.
but be careful: if you use lube, it will go into your urethra and from there into your bladder.
you made us wait for that?
FUCK YOU OP YOU COULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT IN THE ORIGINAL POST!
Not buying it OP,I think you did something retarded.
No doc worth his wage would botch an op bad enough to leave a cock looking like that. No way they'd discharge you from the hospital in that state either. Faggot
Go to the God dammed Hospital OP you moron.
And while your at it, tell us how you fucked up your penis. We'd all like to know how daft some one can be with their own genitals.
Well fuck, I was born when i was 5months from a infertile richfag mother in as a tube baby and spend 6 months on the incubator, what's the word for that?
Where is the fun in that?
God op I hope you loose your fucking dick you made us wait for this shitty story I'm out.
Op, it looks like penile cancer. Sorry.
that's infected,OP. you're lucky if you get out of this situation alive, but your clit is definitely kill.
GET TO A DOCTOR ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
source: medfag here
Y? I just tried to fuck a cat.
how is that guy alive?
you got no choice op, otherwise the infection will reach your heart
For some reason, when I look at it, it is like a man crushing his head into a giant pillow-like penis. The arms are at the sides, though only the left arm is visible grabbing the pillow-penis.
Post in the fucking thread moron
This type of thread is the reason why /b/ is fucked.
This thread could be really awesome. OP could have greentexted with the pic in the OP and then could have proceeded to do funny shit for us.
But no, he refuses to greentext, attention whores a bit more and then makes it a roll thread "hue hue 69 get decides if I greentext xD"
No OPs are ever just cool and delivar awesome shit for /b/. It's always gotta be a roll thread or something.
Saging the cancer that is killing /b/
depending on the particular lifestyle a person can get used to almost every form of chemical or biological hazard. i've seen old people living of rotten food (see: botulinus-toxins, spores of Aspergillus niger etc) that would have killed a young strong man.
most of these people die as soon as their kidneys,liver,or heart give in to the year-long torture
>He has been circumised
>something went wrong/wasnt fully circumised
>or just did not take proper care afterwards
>his foreskin started to fill with liquid
>growing larger and larger created a ring
>ring goes that big, starts bleeding
>Only read about it, never seen
Trust me, im a doctor
>Kills his dick with penis pump/lack of personal hygiene/bestiality (OP please confirm)
>Comes on /b/ to get attention, instead of solving issue.
Honestly I want too, how do I do it?
Now here we go, nice and clean of all blood.
Stop bitching faggot. You wouldnt even find a person as retarded as OP in any other place. Also, I find this very amusing due to the fact that a random guys has a fuckec up dick, so enjoy what you have or go to reddit to discuss shit.