slow day camming and i'm bored. wanna see more, /b/?
Alright OP, you've got me. Now give me more.
eBay! I searched something along the lines of pink dog collar. If I remember correctly I bought it off of one of those Chinese eBay shops with free shipping and a month til delivery? yeah
OP first of all my name is Jesús Schraidt and I think you're just too beautiful to be doing this. I mean I know you're an honest human being and if I were your boyfriend I would love you and care about you until the day I die. Please stop doing this, and especially here on a shit full of sexist pigs. My wish is to get to know you my lady, would you like to Skype with me and if possible arrange a meeting? Thank you for your time! :)
Please, I can tell you're an amazing girl so you don't have to do this. I know there are countless of us good guys looking for a girl like you :) If we talk on Skype we can have one of those amazing conversations that last an entire night and we can start falling for each other :3 Just give me a chance, I would never cheat on you or touch you on your unmentionable places, sincerely Jesús Schraidt :)
1. Pee in a bag
2. Poop on a plate
3. Scissor in pussy/ass
Do either of these or all of the above.
Because she's a unique flower and mom needs to see that.
When she's 30 and can't land a job that pays rent, it'll all come out. Then she'll spend hundreds of dollars to get that retarded shit tattoo lasered off her tits. Only then will she be able to pay her own bills.
Fucking youth and their body mod obsession. Know how I can tell who had a dogshit upbringing? They put garbage all over their body and call it art.
Please, I know you're more than just a piece of meat, you're a human being Cindy. Come on, let's talk on Skype and have a romantic story to tell our children. Btw I already picked their names hehe :3 I apologize if I seem too pushy by the way :c
Make a sign that sais "okhams razor"
And put sharpie in butt!!
Can I come over? We can go get some coffee or food and then do a couple camshow. I have a big dick Im sure we could make you a ton of money or tokens or whatever the fuck lol. Where you at?
Could I get feet with "cyaneo" on paper?
Fucking hell, OP, you're a 4/10 at best, if i turn my head and squint me eyes
Wtf /b/? Glorifying beat bitches, who literally beg for attention. This ain't right, this is pathetic. From the "oh im bored" hehe, to the people frothing this lame piece of ass.
Don't care about rebuttals ~ you're all hopeless anyway