Let's discuss something serious here.
Apparently, 2% of the male population have a micropenis, For those who don't know, it's a really fucking small dick, i.e. laughable.
Well, I could have won the lottery, or be born with two different colors in my eyeballs, but no, I'm part of the 2%.
I'll greentext from now one so can know a little bit more about my life (inb4 no one cares).
>Be born premature after mom smoked throughout pregnancy.
>Doctors take 6 months to determine if I was a boy a girl (fucking pokemon logic).
> Undergoes dozens of surgeries and hundreds of small corrective surgeries.
> Be 14. Doctors say "sorry, can't do no more".
> Technology hasn't evolved enough to do transplants - 2 have been done and failed miserably.
> Be 16 years old. Find a virgin grill. She's ugly but doesn't care that you're a loser.
>Be dating that girl for the last 8 years. She says she's lesbian to half of the people she knows, she even kissed 3 other grills during our relationship.
>Be psychologically damaged for life for being a loser.
>Goes to shrink.
>He says "Nah, fuck you".
>Thinks about suicide now and then.
Should I just confess to myself that I'm on the lower end of life and that society (me included) is better off with me dead?
Pic related: My size.
Yeah OP, prove this wild story with a photo of your tiny boner and a timestamp.
I wouldn't call that micro...tiny...but not micro.
Yea, try eating cake without any icing. What a shitty life that'd be.
incest helped me grow my penis 4 inches
better off with you dead? Nah man...you yourself deteremines what life you have a good one or bad one, happy or unhappy...its all in the mindset. Having a small dick or a big dick is one thing in life and you gonna let that control you? if society would be better off with a 4 inch or less penis.. (micro) then all the Chinese plus u would be dead......so fuck it man
Chinese have small dicks and they keep going on for generations
Buddy I'm really sorry that happened to you. I feel self conscious about a 5.5 inch dick. I guess you got to think about other things in life. Maybe find God? After all we are only here for 70 years or so. Shit man I don't know. Im sorry you got a shitty hand in life man. years viquou
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Damn I want some cake now. Pic related, ice cream cake bitches. No icing.
Also op fuck it sometimes your dealt a shit hand. Post a pic tho everyone needs to see that shit
Someone reasonable. Thank you. Do you think that there is a certain number of girls who would live being only eaten and not fucked? I've thought about lesbians, but hey.. they're lesbians.
OK, not op but here is my little grower. 6" hard tho
Listen up here you mother fucker.
OP. Learn to not give a fucking shit what people think about you. And go on with your life.
Sure, you may have a small ass pecker. But there are people on this planet that would kill for food... a house... internet... a family... yet here you are bitching about your tiny cock.
Grow a pair.
> grow a pair.
Don't lie faggot. Europeans don't eat all that healthy. You fuckers eat meat, cheese, and wine like it's going out of style. With a side of carbs. Half of you take cholesterol pills by 30.
Unless your from poor Europe, in which case enjoy your potato.
Man, I really know that feel. Since my mother is alcoholic and weak willed, I pretty believe she probably couldn't prevent herself from drinking and smoking when she was pregnant. So I was born with serious health issues. One of the biggest issue is having really little dick. Having little dick caused a lot of mental and life problems. I have always been avoiding saunas when friends wanted me to go with them, I feel uncomfortably when I need to pee and there are other guys around. My first gf always said that level of pleasure from having sex with me is fucking 0. She said I am not a bad guy, but she can't be with me because of the pathetic sex. Second girl I had sex with was really freakingly hot, and I failed again, she said it was the worst sex in her life. And that all shit while my appearance is kinda attractive for women. Fuck I feel like I'm really cursed, thinking about suicide all the time.
>Someone reasonable. Thank you. Do you think that there is a certain number of girls who would live being only eaten and not fucked? I've thought about lesbians, but hey.. they're lesbians.
You could use a strapon, while your at it.
Also here are some conditions worse than yours to make you feel better:
But our food quality is significantly better than in the USA. First of all it's more regulated. Second of al it has much fewer additives and there are stricter rules.
The more expensive food in the USA is okay. But the cheap food has very poor quality.
Nothing wrong with a bit of babykilling every now and then.
>But there are people on this planet that would kill for food... a house... internet... a family... yet here you are bitching about your tiny cock.
Oh please, thats like saying
>There are people who have it better than you, therefore you should not be happy?
Do you not see how retarded logic your statement follows? Why don't you go to Robbie Williams and tell him that hes a sucsessful actor and people would kill others to be at his position so stop being depressed and grow a pair,
I come on here feeling bad about my own dick.
Only to see a lot of peoples dicks are under 7 inches.
I thought 7 inches were a shit tier size.
If your that worried about it, get a strap on.
But dude you have to fucking own your condition. You can't even let a girl know that it upsets you in the slightest. I'd be like
"It is what it is, I got a small dick.... but thats not going to stop me from pounding you out with this strap on"
I'm from Canada, I go to Amsterdam a lot. Everything there tastes much fresher and better overall. Standards are much higher. I get pastries from shitty snack bars in the red light district, and I'd have to go to a high end bakery to get something comparable here.
Food quality in Europe is unquestionably much higher.
Like the legal hookers, too.
Take ppl with you.
Beat high score.
Go out in style.
>Don't be a faggot!
It's small, no doubt. But I also thought it'd be smaller. You'll have to compensate OP, by becoming filthy rich and successful. And mastering the art of licking pussy and fingering.
Now, i'd like to remind you all that I'm NOT virgin, but, on the other hand, I've fucked only 1 grill in my lifetime.
But the worst part of it is that even if a grill likes my I usually don't have balls to even come closer to her.
You might as well kill yourself.
This is a woman's world despite what angry legbeards would have you believe.
If they have small boobs, they can get implants, you can't get cock implants.
And you might as well forget about having a girl because she will cheat on you because you don't satisfy her sexually.
Hell girls cheat on guys with 6 inch cocks because they don't satisfy them sexually.
And if you ever get into an argument with a girl over anything, they'll just blame your malaise on having a small cock, automatically rendering you argument moot.
Just to let you in on a little secret. I've got around a 7 incher a good girth, but I'm still not fully content. Maybe porn is fucking with us all, or maybe it's not just that simple. But we all have a tendency to think that the grass is always greener on the other side, and are therefore never fully happy. In fact, I promise you that the majority of guys in this thread are not content with their dicks, even though they're bigger. Learn from this knowledge and don't think dick size and sex is everything.
You clearly have enough confidence in you to post about it, even if its on an anonymous board, you can still take what people say to heart. That confidence is the first step to being happy, you may get into bed with girls who end up commenting on it or whatever, and yeah size (when too big or too small) does matter, but there are people who genuinely won't mind
I know, I'm not that insecure. But I'm trying to tell him that people still want more and more. Many people are not even happy with being in the optimal range because they want to be HUGE etc.
I have a pencil dick, it's 6.5" but thin as fuck. I'm not posting photos, but I've slept with 43 girls. Only 3 of them called me small. My foreplay is the best, and once you get a girl to the edge where she wants penetration, stick it in and fuck her like a slut.
I think about suicide all the fucking time and I hardly ever post this kind of shit but don't do it. It's just your fucking dick man, I know our culture tells us how a small penis would be the worst thing ever but I guarantee you 90% of the people in Haiti who where tougher then the weather would love to be you.
Don't kill yourself anon. You look like someone who can do well in life.
I know that a lot of people kill themselves for the most stupid reasons ever, but, idk, like someone said above, even if I find a girl that loves me, I'm never going to fully satisfy her.
well, women also prefer cocks that are a bit over average, around 7-8 inches.
obviously they are ok with average size too but average isn't optimal if you're just talking about cock size
This. I do wish I had a cock so wide, but I'd not trade mine for one where the foreskin's been removed, because I know what it feels like to have a foreskin and have actually read the research on circumcision.
i'm literally eating cake with no frosting right now
Thanks! Really nice to hear :)
here is one more
Nah, I thought mine was small too until my girlfriend compared it to actual objects. I thought it was smaller than all the ones she mentioned, but she literally proved I was wrong. Try comparing it to things with a standard size, like a can of coke.
that's just called having a large uncut penis. that's what it looks like, and why guys with large unmutilated dicks never hear that "it looks weird" comment.
>the more you know
Same, I always had fears of mine being small, but when it came to measuring, it turns out I'm about 7 1/2 inches long, and 1 1/2 inches wide. It did boost my confidence, but it still bugged me beforehand, you know?
I garuntee you'd gain at least 4 inches alone if you lost some wieght
The funny thing is, I'd actually measured mine at the time. I just still thought it was smaller than all of the objects she was mentioning - turns out I'm just awful at estimating things.
Btw, you need to use a loose tape measure or a tailoring one printed on a strip of fabric and measure girth in a circular way, not simply its width. They vary in shape. With 1 1/2in though, you've got nothing to worry about, it's just interesting to see where you fall on that graph of the ideal penis length and girth,.
>implying anyone in Britain eats British food
It basically exists for traditional reasons now, we pretty much appropriated the best food of all the places we conquered and that's what we eat.
Besides, I hate to break it to you, but the most famous American food is burgers, which you didn't invent, and soul food, which you also didn't invent. At least we invented something shit instead of nothing.
I'd subject myself to being a fat slob with no ambition if I had that...Not
>implying you should get fit
>stop your bitching
>find a kinky wife to finger your prostate while fulfilling her fantasies.
>stop your bitching
>make loads of cash to throw at avg and big dick ppls faces.
>die happy knowing your lived a full life and that you were able to afford artificial insemenation to have 3 kids you put threw college all because of the ambition your micropenis gave you.
>he thinks American pizza is real pizza
You're already uncultured as fuck, but if you think that's what Italians do to make pizza, I don't even know what to say to you.
Source: Italian girlfriend.
Your penis must only be a couple of inches long. I can understand wanting to believe that 4 inches is all that matters. However, you've never seen how apeshit a girl goes when you hit her cervix. I can forgive you for this, the universe has punished you enough already.
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The sad truth..sex is hard for us big dicks at times..to the point were they have to stop and offer a hj/Bjerknes to not continue..but I always eat them just to return the favor
muffins = pizza
>mfw i'm not fat and can get laid
also, german chocolate cake. yeah, we invented that, for real.
Mine's 7, and I've never had that happen. I've had to slow down sometimes, had to add more lube, and they've stopped me for a few seconds, but they've never completely abandoned ship. I guess an extra inch of even a half might have pushed me over the edge of that.
Do wish I had a bit more girth though.
>Average penis isn't satisfying
What a load of shit, it's more how you use it, unless it's really small or something. An average penis is more than capable of satisfying most women.
This, to some extent.
I feel your pain, OP, at least to some extent. I have a below average size penis. Learn to take pleasure in other aspects of your life and not to dwell on the one (by the sounds of it) poor aspect.
For example, get really, really fit and take pleasure in that. Or, if that bores you, get into something beautiful...walk in the hillside, go camping, write, paint, play music...express yourself creatively.
Surround yourself with interesting people. If you want to be rich then study, work hard and maybe start a business.
You have such opportunity.
From your post you are a literate, socialised human being. You write well and come across as a smart guy.
Good luck OP and please don't an hero. See you in the gym.
I'm 7 / 6.5
The girth hurts them sometimes but they like that pain, and I guess it's cause there mostly 5'3. but all it takes is on hit to the cervix unless she's a trooper so yea I need to slow it down or not go balls deep 90% of the time if we continue
Wow, hang yourself you no-dick fucking waste of space and air.
When most uncut dicks are erect, the foreskin rolls down and the bellend is often fully exposed (giving it the appearance of a cut dick).
You haven't seen it before because you're from America and deepthroat Jews for a living.
I can assure you, the guys I saw having their 4-inch wonders discussed were not more likely to get sex from the other girls in the room. Quite the opposite, I could actually pinpoint the second they were moved to the entire room's "No" pile.
Well, no woman has ever even hinted that my cock wasn't enough for her, and none of my female friends really give a shit. Sure, they make jokes about sex and all that, but so do us men, and not only that but most of them are fine with an average dick (except a few size queens). Maybe I'm just not as insecure about it as you are.
>7" normal dick
>One blue iris
>One dark green iris
Only the dead know peace from this suffering.
Seriously 99% of people don't notice until I point it out then they scream "oh shit wow".
It's adorable, isn't it? Like a kid telling lies: It's obvious to everyone except them.
>no woman has ever told me to my face that i have a small, unsatisfying penis
Yeah, I wasn't insecure about it either until I actually heard a discussion about the subject. Ruthless, honestly.
This is the best way to look at it. It's the same as you being happy and satisfied with an average woman, versus being amazed by a nudist katy perry that cooks, cleans, and sucks your dick like clockwork.
Good thing I'm not part of this microdick beta ass faggot club.
Those of you who are, should probably just kill yourselves.
and other shit text which I don't understand
>Goes to shrink.
>He says "Nah, fuck you".
>Thinks about suicide now and then.
Seriously, I totally don't fucking understand what that means. I'm not drunk or anything.
my black dick
>i fuck some californian white bitches & milfs that thinks all black men have mandingo dick.
>i'm proud of my dick .
i can't tell if this moron is serious.
See kids, this is what american people actually believe.
>protip: the vast majority looks like that, fucking retard. PHIMOSIS IS A CONDITION THAT CAN BE SOLVED.
I had a chick tell me a week ago that i have a small dick, heres a pic of it going down after a fap.
nah bro you look fine, atleast average.
>post average dick, expect a lot of ppl to hate
>not everyone has a horse cock, stop watching so much porn
>i have a thick 5 incher, girls love it
all you little manlet dicks bow down to me
bcuz its thick and u hit the 5inch in length which is enough.
mahh dick is around 7-7,5 in length but only 5 in girth. My dick confidence go down time to time even if my gf tells me its huge sometimes all I see is a pencil dick.
If it makes you feel some sense of solidarity, while I have a nearly 8 inch cock I am nearly unable to orgasm. I have had sex with 16 different women (I'm 29) and I have NEVER had an orgasm without masturbating.
I'm not saying I'd trade... but I know what it's like to be ashamed.
Nigger why do you have dots on your dickhead? Also, nice cock.
Anyone else just love huge flaccid dicks? I don't mind if they are the same size when they grow but I love the huge flopping hanging motion they have going along with two big juicy low hanging balls. Not gay though, Just see some guys with this kind of package at the showers. Again not gay. Thanks.
there is no evidence on teslas and newtons virginity either. thats just bs propaganda.
>look at these powerful men, look at thier power that I will never achieve, They hhave small penis btw.