Hey /b/, what are your best revenge tactics when you have someone's phone number? I know /b/ can do subtle torture when necessary.
In return ex gf noodz
I like to write it down in red ink on very expensive paper. I light 3 scented candles and slowly remove my robe. I look at the numbers seductively and begin stroking my hard cock. I lick my lips and arch my back as I explode my man juices all over the numbers. I then proceed to timestamp and post on /b/
I signed them up for some calls back from random companies. Is there a more efficient way?
Key someones car and leave her number behind with a note saying shes willing to pay for the damages
Make a fake Craigslist ad with pics selling her "services". Leave her number.
Post a picture of a large flat screen TV and have moving sale. Works perfectly. $50. Make it a really expensive one. She'll be flooded with calls.
make craigslist add for a free circus monkey.
say it was used for childrens birthday parties, but you're getting too old and want to retire.
say you'll include the state monkey licenses that runs up to 2016.
>first come first serve
The key is to make it believable and realistic. Once my friends posted my number on a craigslist ad for a cheap Honda Civic or some shit, you can find millions of pictures of cars in people's driveways online and just give it a reasonable and low offer value and people will be calling and texting like crazy
Don't see any ideas I didn't do. Looking for her feet. Her vagoo is an innie, like a little girls.
For sale: 2003 Honda Civic 45k miles barely driven. Just got a job overseas and looking to sell FAST! 160-hp, 2.0-liter engine, 4-speed automatic w/OD, cd, am/fm, clean non-smoker car
Asking $3600 cash preferred OBO
I will not accept xbox, ps4, tattoo service or any of the usual garbage! Call or text with offers and hopefully we can come to a deal!
>The work is done for you
wow is that YOUR ex?
because damn she is hot and wild....
....damn you must be so fucking angry with the world after she dumped you... is this where all the hate comes from man?
let it go
let it go
Well trained bitch. This was a porn shoot she did.
prank calls and order pizzas, clearly.
Seriously OP, if you've done everything listed and still want more? Bitch must have really pissed in your Wheaties. Please don't cross the line from funny to sad.
If you really don't give a fuck though, say she raped you and stick to the story.
a very simple method is to find a photograph with google of some random item like.... a ridable lawnmower if it's summertime....just anything that costs more than 600 bucks and offer it at a really really really good price a 'MOVING OUT OF STATE IT MUST GO' sort of a post. post anon's phone number for contact, mention that you work during the night so call late. the fun part is coming up with some cool item that lots of people would buy for a bargain.
a flatscreen TV. nice ass fucking stereo. a console gaming system with five games and four controllers. etc. selling for 1/3 buying price.
Thanks /b/. It's actually ME trying to get MY motorcycle gear. Fuck it though, I'd rather fuck with him. Thank you for playing.