New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
one time this maori fulla asked if he could borrow my shoes to get into a club to get his phone off his friend in there.
straight up smacked him in the mouf.
but nah just said nah cuz.
Not from nz but I listen to radio rock every morning at work and have discovered 2 things about new zuland. Firstly, you cunts are rough as guts! And Secondly, you only seem to play awesome music from the nineties, and new weezer. Good job, take a break, from you know, not working. Rock 1000 ftw. Devil skin ftw.
>New Zealand is Australia's Mexico.
EXCUSE ME MOTHER FUCKER.
Australia is an Island of common and petty criminals sent from The Ilses of England.
New Zealand maintains its own right to shag sheep you kangaroo humping moron
Jesus Christ this countries politics are a fucking joke. What must the world think when a foreigner wanted by the US can run his own party, and all this dirty politics crap is going on? Are we even taken seriously? Key acts like a bumbling fool, Cunliffe is sorry for being a man, the list goes on...
I want to assassinate John Key to be honest :(
Thanks John for all that spying that your about to do plus firing more people just like last time and GST probably gonna go up to buy you and your buddies some shoes.
Take them off at least before you hop on all fours and suck the dick of every oversea power you douchenozzle.
Why don't you learn how to draw stars
Trashiest faggots, it was so easy to buy up your country while you sleepy faggots watch homoerotic rugby and drink cheap beer. Chinese eloquent and education master-race reporting in. Faggots.
shhhh, just reply with right here
Wait can you smell that......?
I think that's the smell of freedom and clean no toxic air?
Oh sorry can you even smell anymore New fag after spending most of you life work for $1 a day in a chemical factory.
Educated squishies lol, I bet the chinese couldn't handle half the work day a NZer milk farmer does
Hi, big sale on monster energy hats at the mall.
0 Fucks given,it's not as poignant an image as our beloved current flag.
You think I'll be able to wholeheartedly salute a fucking plant on a bland background?
Think again,stupid shitbag.
That's good,I appreciate that we kiwis in general come from a pretty mixed bag culturally,but I really don't get why the govt is STILL sucking the collective maori dick over the treaty of waitangi.