So long story short, we've decided on taking a shot at ISIS to make them all look ridiculous and possibly dissuade people from it. Talks have also been in place about physically attacking them.
Best plans so far, I'm paraphrasing, combining, and copying some posts–
Let's just hack any site where ISIS posts their news, turn ISIS into a joke using master level Photoshop wizards + oc gay porn + oc photos of ISIS leaders. Make undeniably believable gay ISIS porn
funding by /b/ and /biz/
logistics by /ck/ and /out/
weaponry by /k/
gadgets from /g/ and /diy/
12 person 2 team infiltration and assault squad
Promise 72 virgin traps
Master level Photoshop
OC gay porn tailored to be hyper believable, find OC photos of ISIS leaders. Key is to make it as undeniable, no trace of original photos on the web at all. Leak onto deep web, let the photos spread organically from there
Yo fuckheads. ok so get this, right? Most people are uncultured as fuck(including myself) and don't have one fucking clue what ISIS stands for, so make the acronym stand for something ridiculous and perpetuate that shit until its the first result to pop up on google
Alright you niggers want to do this right? Then the first step is getting someone that can make our own "terror" videos targeting ISIS militants. Make it seem legit, don't put a bunch of stupid shit in there or that gay ass naked banana.
Next we have to distribute the videos and images if we have some photoshoppers in here. Distribute on all Pro-Sharia facebook pages. Find Sharia videos on youtube and post there. Not everyone who believes in enforcing Sharia agrees with ISIS. But we have a much better chance of getting the attention of those fucks, on shit like that.
This one is not a must, but it would help us plan raids, and start making some ripples if someone can actually do this last part. There are several Pro-ISIS forums floating around the web right now, if anyone that is real good at digging can find a few or one popular board, then we have an excellent place to start spreading our own propaganda.
I thought we could be true /b/tards and try and get a major news outlet to post that they changed their name to The Battletoads... or at least The Battletoads is some kind of special forces group inside ISIS.
But I'm open to other suggestions.
Also.. we're not going to physically fight ISIS and I wish people would stop filling these threads with that ridiculous notion. Oh well.
Operation Sandnigger is about fun guys, not politics.
It's a second photo of the wat lady which I photoshopped with the first, posted a week or two ago. Good to know people are using ^^
I say keep it away from /b/ as long as possible. Absolute key is to make it believable and 4chan is known for their pranks/hoaxes. Should be terror inducingly real to their followers.
We must target their leader,Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, we have to start with some slanderous shit that he's gay, we need a Arabic translator and a good one as well as a good video editor and photoshop.
Yes. We can't have the photos surface on 4chan.
They can surface on facebook, twitter, reddit, tumblr, or if we are talented enough, a site where you can't just post as any anonymous jokester.
Remeber that plan /b/ is a gundam kickstarter
the seed has been planted
I would like to see the hollywood beheadings exposed. I mean cmon, the ISIS "terrorist" has a british accent along with the man hes killing. Also the victim only speaks of politically motivated topics and you'd think he'd say something else on his own death bed.
Anyways goodluck in exposing this bullshit (false flag IMO)
You don't think it would be great ti replace the image of their flag with that one? I mean that really think about how much of a blow that would be in the eyes of the world. Here's version 2.
Put the head of a pig on the leader of ISIS and have him stooping over a Qur'an, squeezing out a turd with Mohammed standing by with a roll of Toilet paper hanging on his dick
Hahaha, holy shit, it's a start for sure.
see this guy–
God tier photoshoppers needed–
What do you guys think about the website?
I know we'd need to register under a name and lay down some cash... which might be impossible to organize.
Basically it's all photoshop propaganda and a twitter account right now, which could be great.
NEW ISIS FLAG. The above text in Arabic now says "all about dicks"
Modification of the color is vital, tyranny is usually associated with four color combinations Red, Black, Gold, white No I'm not referring to Germany but you can see solid black and red or perhaps gold, we want to make the political a views different as well.
You can double check it through google if you want. This one says pig fuckers.
Just a thought
What could be more demoralizing for ISIS soldiers than getting BTFO by a group of militants riding around in a humvee covered in murels of colorful, magical horses?
I mean, these mean motherfuckers who cut people's heads off for fun and send trained soldiers running for their lives by reputation alone, rolled over by a bunch of neckbeards who fap to a little girl's show.
They'd probably just kill themselves out of shame.
Their messages are in Arabic. It is their videos that make it to Europe for recruitment through Arabic websites. If anything make videos with their vidstamp and songs but have it be them getting blown up. Some1 get Snowden to get us the US troops. helmet cam vids from Iraq...
Good point. If in the event hacking does happen though, I'd like to see their flags replaced with the ones I've posted. Now as for their message... What exactly is there message?
I request we have a flag that has 0000 at the top right corner we know that as dubs or quad it could be a impacting detail to the flag and we leave it to some bullshit philosopher to say the dubs stands for heresy or some shit
Great point, but this–
So you're talking about infiltrating ISIS forums and websites posting mixed up messages/ideals kinda like a twitter or tumblr social justice raid?
There are sites we can put up like bullshit News places, with a few articles but we link it widely to random people and put
"BREAKING NEWS BATTLETOADS THE SYRIAN-IRAQI COALITION FORMELY KNOWN AS THE ISLAMIC STATE OR ISIS HAS RELEASED VIDEOS OF THEIR ELITE REGIME OF SOLIDER RAPING BABIES AT A MOSQUE.
i want to help but i only have one shot, and a full fledged site to link too would give a lot of credibility. i can give the access to media but i need a good product for a hoax to go well.
for great justice!!!!
Put out report that the Caliph has demanded all our base are belong to him
I think it is a great idea. Now, shut up faggot and pay attention.
>social justice raid
we don't do that shit here. pic is related, I was there.
Alright, so these fake articles – which always seem to effectively bait retards – need to be convincing like the subtle effective raids (cut4bieber, bikinibridge, etc.) and less like overt raids (habbo shit).
>Implying that heaven is real.
I am a skilled web page designer. I have a BS in programming and 10+ years as a system administrator for a very large firm.
I am a master at networking and programming. Give me a mission and it is accomplished.
That's treason and your government would find you and fucking behead you, think outside of the box, we create a website fantasizing about joining the Battletoads, we get every Muslim person on the site supporting it, we get the list if those people and report them to the NSA to be put on surveillance. He begin posting slanderous shit about those Muslims and give them false information about joining ISIS like how they can be recruited, with a ridiculous task of publicly fucking a coat to ridicule Hinduism. That'll sure piss off a bunch of Indians
we will also need a place to pick up our work later. anywhere we can quietly store documents and all access it or a pastebin?
we will also have to find a proxy to use later for data transfers.
this needs to look real.
I suppose it's possible, but do you have any idea how many extremist Muslims have gone overseas to join those bastards? London is a hotbed of Islamic extremism, too.
if you really want to do this, do this right.
Spread stories of ISIS leadership hard drives crammed with gay porn. Paint them as unfaithful. Undermine them using their own religious bullshit. Link them to western ideas, paint them as spies.
Say the whole thing is a western plot to get Sunnis to kill shias so that then the west can come in and kill the sunnis. Crusades 2.0.
Pissing them off is going to do jack shit but piss them off.
Get in here you fucks.
People make fake documents all the time, we can create a document saying their leader is a CIA agent from the soviet era with false information saying he's trying to turn the Middle East into western control by releasing documents to Syria.
You know the dumb fucking irony here is that the recent ISIS beheadings are fake, too?
I mean shit man, who doesn't think the US is more fucked up than ISIS? Do you have any idea how many people we've massacred in just the last decade?
Fuck taking down ISIS, they aren't an actual threat to you. Do something about your fucking local police, your local politicians, your fucking palm-greasing business owners who influence policy.
ISIS? Come on /b.....you fucking seriously falling for this shit?
Uh, you are 8 times more likely to be killed by US police than a "terrorist."
I've never had any random muslim point loaded guns at my face. I've had police do this 3 times. I was never breaking any laws, either.
Flip off an "ISIS" member and flip off a cop. See who kills you first.
It's sad that some /b/tards still think that doing *anything* ethical is the same as being a mindless, politically correct, Tumblr-type social justice warrior. Aside from viewing / discussing fucked up shit, the original point of /b/ was for people with an unlimited sense of black humor to mock everything awful in the world. We did this by pretending to believe the most obviously idiotic and atrocious things. The very same vacuous sociopaths we were mocking took us seriously. We should have tipped our hands a little more often. Middlefags like yourself and the one who made that image completely missed the true, original point of /b/. The people we were mocking largely took over, until the equally clueless Reddit SJWs mostly replaced them. Rule 20 nigger... do you even speak it?