I pissed in this bottle roughly 2 years ago.
I just found it in my garage, undisturbed, so wtf do I do with it???
Something more along the lines of me not having to drink/eat/stick my dick in this.
Didnt we already have this discussion not more than 2 or 3 hours ago?
holy shit this is funny.
That's evil...I don't think even Ozium would be able to contain the smell
said I would repost since everyone shit the bed in the last thread
in all honesty it's probably just a contained black hole, science only knows what the fuck is going on in this bottle.
I'm kind of perplexed as to what in the flying fuck is sitting at the bottom....
That's actually a pretty awesome idea....I live in LA, so eventually the balloons would pop and fall... if I lightly loosen the cap, upon impact it would fucking explode.....anon! YOU'VE DONE IT!
Funny enough my buddy lives in the same area as Drake....anons giving me ideas. Most likely will end up with me being sued...make a good story though.
Haven't opened it.....should I?
OP must pour the bottle out on drake, and yell out:
" BLESSED ART THOU WHO BATHE IN THE WATERS OF THE SEA OF PISS! NOW STAND AND BE REBORN AS A DECENT PERSON!
I will fuckers, I'm not a faggot.
Wait another few minutes.
Fiance found my decontamination center, asking a lot of questions....she's getting in the way /b/.....i think she'll need to be taken care of....
10/10 mobile pisser.
It's honestly one of the worst stale smells I've ever smelt.
If 100 homeless people could piss in a car everyday, then leave the car in the sahara for a while, add a dead body and some habanero.
That just ruins the place for everyone
I want to use this for a special someone who doesn't know it's coming
It made this super loud hissing noise from carbonation
This is a possibility. I'll see what I can do.
House maids don't come until monday, fiance isn't cleaning a fucking thing. She's useless
I'm on board with this.
>OP is rich as fuck
>OP can afford duct tape and a model rocket
>lest we forget OP retains his nigger status until he delivers
I have a DJI Phantom Vision i could use to take it up, unfortunate thing is my brother is using it until tomorrow night. So we would have to wait unless I could do helium balloons like the old fuck from UP
You better be in the fucking car right now on you're way to the store
rinse the solids with alcohol...evap the alcohol away....then grind the material to a fine powder....mix one teaspoon of the powder with distilled water and drink...you my son have inadvertently discovered the philosophers stone of yore...will cure all illness...or you can save it up and increase the volume until you have enough to make the red stone...choose wisely.
>pour piss in a clean vitamin water bottle
>go to store a store place it along with other vitamin waters
>scrape yellowish/brownish sediment fromold bottle
>put it in capsules
>sell as molly
My mom said I was 23 age-wise, so that must mean I can come on 4chan
>sarcasm for you idiot
bumping with pics of my waifu
Sooooo while we wait for OP, how does this make everyone feel?
>TAKE PISS BALLOONS
>GENTLY PLACE THEM ON THE GRAVE OF SEMEN REZNIK IN THE HOLLYWOOD FOREVER CEMETERY
>LEAVE NOTE SAYING "THANKS GRANDMA HEIL HITLER"
>TAKE A PICTURE FOR US
>TAKE THE REST AND PUT IT ON THE GRAVE OF MEL BLANC
>LEAVE A NOTE THAT SAYS "WHAT'S UP, DOC? ALLAHU ACKBAR"
>TAKE MULTIPLE PICTURES FOR EVIDENCE
>SHOVE YOUR USELESS FIANCE UP YOUR ASS
At first i was scared shitless to read this thread, and now...... I'm laughing so hard my sides feel like their going to rip. You guys are so fucking sick...my kind of people.
Yes it is. Please post moar.
You got any underwear pissing ones?
Older fatter Ariana Grande. Fuckin gross.
All sistems ready, waiting for OP and the package for space frog
So much love for OP
Please more pantwetting girls.
Posting the only one I've got.