Can we get a beta/cringe thread?
I've found the master beta of the internet, and would like to share.
>let's go /b/!
shit forgot link
title is: "College Girl has Sex with her Boyfriend while Her Roommate Plays Computer Games a Few Feet Away "
did you watch video?
This is Spot's mom's other son. Right?>? I'm almost sure that you're actually Spot's mom's other kid. His brother, sort of, that came from his mom's twat :-/ His mother's fucking cum child is whatI'msayin. Fagg.
Fuck. I don't want to seem mad because I'm not mad, I know you're just a newfag having his first troll attempts, but considering you can't do a simple fucking google search shows you don't belong here. Get the fuck out or lurk more fagggot
I'm almost sure that you're Spot's mom's other brother. You look so similar. S[pot got hit. Hit hard. Black wyw for year. Nicknamr spot, stuck. His mom fucked two bots. Those bots then went on to report her. She fucked alot more than two of those. She fucked alot.
What's his name? post fb
I know pic related
Is English your first language? Maybe that's the problem. I want to know if the first picture you posted, which is labeled "me", is actually you asshole. That's the question. I don't know how much simpler to make it. I can't use visual aids unfortunately, so we're stuck using basic small syllable words with you.
Is the first picture in this you, retard?
Is it that you're embarrassed by the picture? Because you look like fat autistic nerd? Maybe you shouldn't post pictures of yourself looking like you're imagining you're in Naruto, and then get bent out of shape when someone asks you if it's you. Unless you posted in by accident, in which case you should at least have the ability to laugh at your fat self instead of trying to be an internet tough guy. Anyone willing to take a pic like that has to have a sense of humor. No one wants my genes? The only woman that will everr be happy to have you associated with her vagina will be your mother, and that's not a given either from the looks at it.
You don't see it, but you've spent so much time on the internet you can't even handle a simple question without resorting to your default internet persona. You're not some clever online comedian. You're a fat teen who has such an inability to cope and interact with people in real world social enviroments that you need a special digital bubble to play in and make sure you don't eat your own shit in public.
I have family that deal with kids like you. You guys have to have mittens placed on you to make sure you don't scratch your faces when you throw your tantrums. A 16 year old kid with mittens, who can't count to 10 without getting distracted by something shiny. 1
requesting shoops of that guy
will dump my own cringe content in the meantime
Most people when they hear the truth like to laugh it off. Or at least they try. You wouldn't know because you don't socialize in the real world without, most likely, some sort of parental supervision. You guys can't relate to anything that doesnt involve sound effects, is animated, requires a controller or is some sort of snack food. I'm not mad. I frankly get disgusted by kids like you. A whole generation of inept fuck ups who think their extreme form of autism is some sort of personality, and/or that wants to be condoned for having the social awareness of a damp pillow.
>you fags replying to this even bigger faggot
Guys, it's painfully obvious this faggot is trying to troll. Seriously, only someone that's been here for a fucking week would even attempt to troll like this.
How it's obvious: even a retard can figure out how to reply to someone.
My parents didn't have to deal with it. They actually raised some how in this world to actually be able to be a part of it, and not need a forum page to get through the night with some sort of "human" interaction. My uncle is a therapist who's whole practice is built around making money off parents with kids like this. You guys would equate it to "gold farming". Dealing with repetive bullshit to make some cash.
If even a retard could reply to someone, then what does it say that you can;t reply to a simple question of "Hey is that you in the pic?". Retards actually have a medical reason for their deficiencies. You don't. You just have a bland or shitty personality that in times of old you would have had to fix or be ostracized and sent into the woods to live like a hobo. Nowadays instead of correcting it you retreat to the internet and find other lazy hobo assholes like yourself and create "communities". This place is a community in the same sense coral are a community. A bunch of single celled gelantious organisms huddling together behind walls they've excreted out of their asses against the wave of life around them.
please stop posting. no one loves you.
No they actually do. They say to me in real life. I don't need to imagine it or chuckle with my "friends' online that no one loves me. I don't have to commiserate with people that no girl loves me, or that my family doesnt love me, or that no one understands me. I can't even imagine what kind of shitty lonely existence that would be like or what kind of degenerate, miserable lazy asshole allows that to happen, feels it, and instead of changing it actively stays segregated from the outside world and seeks advice from a bunch of similar assholes doing the same. You telling me no one loves me, is like a bum on a train telling me I stink. It's ironically funny and sad at the same time.
I award you the greatest bait of the week certificate.
Fine trolling indeed faggot
You're so socially broken you can't even look at what someone is saying without somehow making it apply to whatever digital hierarchy you've created in your head. Tumblr, 4chan, Reddit. That is your whole world. Then you wonder why you cant relate to someone else besides the other basement dwelling, ritalin popping human poptarts populating the online space? You really think some chick is going to fuck you one day because you make some in joke reference to Tumblr on a image board that was built by a 14 year old? What are you going to do, show her a screen shot and hope for the pussy? Wake up
oh look i found a picture of you
>pic related (duh)
This was supposed to be an epic battle but Ford was very ill during the shoot. So the directer made him just shoot the challenger in a "I don't have time for this" manner.
You can do that but you can't get a chicks number if your life depended on it. Literally. If I put a gun to your fat fucking head and told you that the only way you could survive was scoring any set of digits you would cry, sweat and piss yourself knowing the impossible task that lay before you.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life
If I couldn't get a girls number with the pain of death of as motivation, I'd probably fanatasize about sucking the dick of a successful well adjusted man who can do that also.
Actually I wouldn't. I'd fix it.
So that you can feel validated? You have 3 million followers and you make threads on a image board populated by pre-teens. The world is your oyster truly. What do you care if I click?
...this was my freshman year of college. the guy playing on the computer was both me and my roommate, alternating throughout the year. some of the best times of my life were his girl and i laughing at talking at 7 in the morning while he tried to sleep.
What is that shadowy figure on the horizon?
It's the UNT Neckbeard! Visiting yet another beta thread!
Here we have a Sasquatch-like sighting late at night after the neckbeard has secured prey for it's evening binge.
Fun Fact: The UNT Neckbeard (Dentonus Obesitis) has an average foot speed of approximately 0.7 mph. It has never been observed above this speed to date.
Unlike other breeds of the species, the UNT Neckbeard's fedroa plumage molts periodically and there are periods where it can be observed in it's natural habitat hatless. A rare sight indeed and a wonder to behold in person.