>The Brawl Club
I guess I'm an idiot because I thought this would be an actual brawling club until it talked about GameCube controllers
All those things that are banned make it seem like these guys are pussies even at SMBB
It's not, man, I had Spanish 2 with this guy freshman year.
donde esta la biblioteqa? faqqot? que passa? faggot?
>7 years in jail for smoking weed
>must upload it to tumblr
No idea what these are, I know they're cringe though but I've yet to name them, most are long
These are just disgusting.
not judging o anything but can you srsly get 5 to 7 hard time for weed in america? holy fuck.
Yeah, they've got the same hair. Holy fuck, wow. The same hair. Fuck this guy though, ruining his appearance to look like someone who no one will give a fuck about in 5 years.
>Yes, I'm mad. People like this exist.
It's legal in some parts of America.
Unless you're actively dealing and in possession of enough weed to show intent to sell, at most you'll probably get a charge filed against you and forced community service.
Well, yes. But I think it's cringe because the swagfag was obv trying to look like a badass. I know some niggers that have been trapping for years, never known any of them to face serious time for weed though.
First i was like LOLOL WHAT A FAGGOT ROFL THIS AUTISM
But then i was like
This is some uncanny valley shit right there.
The similarity of each individual feature is astounding, but put together it looks like some strange doll.
Humans are programmed to recognize these infinitesimal changes and react with denial.
>mfw his erect dick gets bent the wrong way
Used to date guys like this, put in all the effort I could to teach them how to get a proper girlfriend, let them know our relationship wasn't forever cause I could never respect them meeting like that but tell them how to actually get a girlfriend and get over themselves.
I eventually gave up. Some guys are just helpless.
I imagine guys that desperate talking only about themselves and seeing a girlfriend just as someone to validate that they are awesome, and purely for sex. There's a reason they get so desperate.
The last one before I gave up entirely had a good heart, wasn't selfish, but the anxiety was so bad he was a human mess.
Once he had to shit and was in public, got so anxious about not finding a toilet he vomited, then shit in the same bush.
I wish I was making this up.
For those who don't understand the context of this: the two persons had just been arguing and both had problems sleeping because of it.
How misleading things can be out of context :)
Met him gameing. What made me go on a date with him is he had a girlfriend when I met him that he lost about 2 weeks later. I learned it was his longest and most serious relationship, it was not even a month long. He just sounded so pathetic I wanted to give him a chance in the future.
Some people can not be helped.
>at least you're not this autistic
>feels okay man
I feel so sorry for you. Atleast you took a chance, but I wouldnt know what to do if I was dating someone that started to puke from anxiety, and then decided to shit in a bush in public as well. I hope you found someone stable.
My life as a socially awkward reject
>Be out late drinking them drinks
>hit up sheetz around 3am
>order a massive meatball sub
>cute girl walks in
>loves my shirt
>strike up convo, even help her with her order
>girl behind counter taking sweet ass time making food
>still chatting up the lady, flirting like a boss
>awkwardly look at the bag in my hands, look at her, look back
>"Welp, see ya!"
>hang my head in shame as I drive home mouth full of delicious meatballs
Mane, I shit in a bush in public. It isn't cringe. I was doing extreme cross country with my gf and had some bad food pooped right off the side of a bridge onto the bushes below.
>shit was cash
Well, I don't know him now, I had Spanish with him freshman year. He was an alright kid, idk what the hell happened lol. So many people post screencaps of him and shit on him, it's pretty funny
This face is one that brings men to their knees. I've got two suitors online who are desperate for me, which shows that if you sell yourself correctly, you can gain the influence.
Don't feel sorry. I knew from the start what I was getting into. I tried to explain the basics best I could, but in trying to get him to not be pushed around, I was really just pushing him around. I even managed to encourage him to land a job, which ended a month after the relationship did too. I don't even wanna know how he fucked that up.
Wanna hear another story about how he was a fuckup?
>bf offers to make a frozen pizza
>pizza catches on fire and the fire brigade has to come to our flat.
This was in an exclusive gated community where several people had to be woken out of bed and two firetrucks had to be let into a gigantic locked gate at 11pm at night
What kind of gigantic manchild cant cook a frozen pizza? He was 23 at the time.
I have someone stable now.
But did the thought of it cause you so much anxiety you vomited? And then you told your girlfriend? Nothing wrong with using the toilet outdoors, but it's the way you do it that matters.
>Wow look at you
>Such a great person
Nigga only tards date people they know from the get go that require fixing.
TL;DR you're a huge cunt and projecting your own flaws onto others
That's either a really weird dude or someone with amazing dedication to a comedy bit. Either way, I wanna have dinner with them and just chat.
>I;ggy A;zalea Sex T;ape l;eaked >>
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Be warned it's cringy!
CRINGED motherfucker, CRINGED, u understand?
In case it is not clear for you we are in a cringe thread, and your post made me the same effet as thoses posts or picture refering to betas and fedoras.
>fite me irl
I find desperate women arousing, because they're usually so easy. Or did you not see that?
You must be this guy.
I can't believe I read the whole thing.
That poor beta asshole found out that many if not most girls are conniving and use people for their own interests, even seemingly shy and innocent ones.
She must have been a good actor.
Now he has to wonder about all the times she actually fucked the guy and know that she used his beta ass as to make her feel like it was all ok, only to ditch him later after she was done with him.