"who the fuck are you and get the fuck out."
Chick used to be our neighbor and was my baby-sitter back when I was a kid. She was 2 years older, and it was f'in goood.
She rode my dick and claimed she had cummed twice.
I was gonna come up with something, but then I failed. thank god it's just an image
17 or 18. Was a fatty all through high school, started fasting occasionally while playing DDR a lot (back when it was popular 10 years ago) and dropped 50+ lbs. Immediately after I got skinny girls started noticing me.
Lose the weight, fatties. It's not that hard.
Well, technically not babysitting, but she kept me busy (heh heh) when they were out of the house for a couple of hours... Not any more when I was 16 tho, duh.
That's what I thought. Made me feel nice tho :')
Made me laugh way to hard. All serious and shit.
19 ... fighter pilot , handsome... virgin... still virgin couse i'm waiting too meet again my Gf... and ... couse she died in a truck incident when she was 17... i will be virgin till i meet her again
been banging a full decade
get on muh lvl
I was 15 and my gf was 14. I was in her room while she was taking a shower. Her parents left. As my gf walked in i started making out with her as she was grabbing my dick. i took her towel off, and 5-6 minutes later it was over. -_-"
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>Be me, deep beta, 26, still virgin
>On a funeral, met my cousin, she is tall, black hair, voluptuous breasts, and big brown eyes you could dive into
>We start talking few days later through IM, and cover evrything from WoW to masturbation with a screwdriver wrapped with bacon
>Go to her for few days just to play some games on her brand new PS3
>We change into PJs, and play till we drop dead, on same bed
>we cuddle while talking about Soulcalibur 3 rpg tactics, I accidentally boobgrab her, she acts like she didn't noticed
>After 15 minutes she stops mid-sentence, and starts yelling at me for not grabbing her second boob.
>I grab it, as shes bitching, and start motorboating her
>mfw buried in the bestest tits in the world
>she pulls me from her cleavage, kisses me hard (with tongue), grabs my dick and swooshes my pants away
>3 seconds later I'm not a virgin anymore and she is riding me like on professional rodeo
>I come in her so hard, I wail like a wounded triceratops.
>She orgasms for full minute right after
>We just drop dead and sleep
>Morning we freak out on unprotected sex
>I go home day after
>Week later she learns only one stripe
>She moved off-country, never saw her again
>mfw I'm 30, had sex once, with own cousin.
>I was 17, living in the same room since I was 3
>she was 17 but emancipated, had her own apartment
>she got me naked, got me hard, climbed on top
>slipped me inside her
>holy shit, dat feels awesome
>12 second fuck
>immediate blush, I knew I blew it
>femanon says, "I didn't know you were a virgin"
>me, "fuck that, I'm not a virgin"
>thinking it was better to be known as the 12 second fuck than as a virgin
>decide I should go
>she insists I stay, cooks me a steak
>go home, refuse her calls
>avoid her forever
>shit was cash
Such interesting life anon, when did u learn to fly?
>tfw this actually worked with my catholic ex
>tfw i still do it when i see her
>Have long distance boyfriend I met through myspace.
>Drive an hour west to meet him at his grandparents house to lose my virginity.
His parents died of AIDS when he was young so he lives at his grandparents house.
Basically I told a group of female friends I knew (4 of them) that I was dtf if they ever wanted. A few months later one of them took me up on it, and we fucked/dated for a year.
Not had sex since, though, and it's been quite a few years.
High School Graduation Day.
Was 18 with a 16yo girlfriend, I had a fairly low sex drive and she ended up initiating every sexual milestone. Graduation was at 2pm, she came over to help me get dressed at noon, rode me, came once almost immediately but didn't lose the erection, rode me for another 20 minutes or so before I came again. Didn't have time to shower before leaving, got my diploma with my dick still wet.
>be awkward and fat
>after embarrassing myself on my highschool football team first year (my dad made me join) decide I might want to actually get in shape
>start exercising regularly and lifting semi-regularly
>still weird and awkward, don't ever go to parties or try to make new friends
>lose a ton of weight
>don't lose virginity
>coming to university, thinking this will be my chance to reinvent myself and start having sex
>tfw I'm still too awkward to score
>tfw fat guys get more pussy than me
>tfw I wasted my time working out when I should have been practicing my social skills
A confident fat guy is more attractive to women than a skinny shut-in.
Poland. To get after pill here you have to get to qualified gynecologist. And this is fucking tricky if its not private visit, as wait times are in months. And you cant be sure, that doc will actually prescribe the pill, as it's un-catholic. Also awkwardness of going to the doctor after having sex with cousin...
On a second thought, I just realised that week after yo ucan't get two stripes yet... right?
"That's an immature question to ask"
The girls love that response. Unless of course they're the ones to ask. If that's the case: >>571843220
over at /fa/ we are pretty into thick eyebrows. you plebs probably will be too in 1-5 years depending on your level of autism
In all seriousness:
>be spring break
>be really drunk at a party
>start feeling up this drunk hot chick
>she starts making out with me
>sleep next to her for rest of night
>trip on acid with her at a different party next day
>haven't seen her since
Lost it at 16 to a gf I was with for 4 years up until 2 months ago. Pretty average except I couldn't cum because of the nerves so it literally lasted like 3 hours. She came multiple times so not really complaining. Still pretty depressed about her leaving me but don't matter, had sex.
27 - I was an autist loner until I got a bit fitter (for the first time in my miserable life), moved out of home, went on a dating site (no prostitutes) scored. Helped it seemed like I had money. Still have social anxiety issues, but had a long term relationship with lots of cool sex. After that ended, met a hooker. Also sucked a guy's dick to see if I enjoyed it, I did, but prefer pussy.
was at the army and slept at a female friend (good friend, never had something sexual) over the weekend and i don't know how and why, but i started rubbing her boobs and fingerfucking her ass and pussy
before i even started fucking her, i came and the doorbell rung - her parents and sister came for a surprise visit - was not fun :)
a few weeks later i slept again at her place and then i lost my virginity - this time with no surprise visits :)
In glorious Россия this is 1/10.
How much is in your country?
>With GF of 2 months
>HJ and fingering had been happening for sometime on a regular basis
>We decide to try the sex thing
>After several minutes of fingering and licking she wants it
>Lie on my back
>Godzilla is on the TV (I dunno how I remember it, but It's forever burned into my memory)
>Being clumsy with the condom
>It's finally on
>She sweep her leg over me and her pussy is right above my dick
>Hard as hell to get in
>she rides med for about 5 minutes
>Go into doggy
>30 seconds later
I remember being a bit dissapointed, after all the porn I had been watching, but at the same time I felt a huge burden being lifted off my shoulder.
Yeah it was a long time, but not everyone is the same. I didn't even CARE about sex until in my 20s. Seriously. Maybe I had some kind of hormone imbalance.
I also had some kind of mental block on getting fit. Laziness? Not knowing where to start. I just bought a bike and rode the fat off for months.
Still shy as fuck though, no idea how to beat that. I guess I could get fitter.
Technically or willingly?
Technically, I was violently raped when I was 3, which kinda set the tone for the whirlwind of misfortune that was the next twenty years. It took lots of introspection and therapy for me to not have a panic attack from a hug after that. I intentionally gained almost 250 pounds so that nobody could find me attractive so that it could never happen again. I've lost a lot of that, now, though.
Willingly, when I was 24, with the woman who is now the first of my two wives. Both of them have been encouraging and wonderfully patient with me as I sort out my issues. They are beautiful, intelligent, and attentive, and I am grateful for them every day. I do not believe that I could ever have come to terms with my past and been happy with myself without them, much less have been as comfortable with sex as I am now.
>be me 26
>delivering soda to a gas station in scottsdale
>been playfully talking to a employee of the gas station who handles the orders in my limited spanish
>she asks a cashier to ask me if im married because she doesnt speak a word of english
>i say no and i ask her for her number
>i go and pick her up and take her to my apartment and i lose my vcard
>wore a condom but she was so loose from multiple kids and sex with strangers that the condom slipped off
>a few days later it burned when i peed so i went to the doc and found out i had the clap
i never saw her again
Daily reminder, Yuropoor Unionists and Ukrainian pigdogs will never have as beautiful women as Россия-Матушка.
Never did I say that it stopped when I was three....
It happened fairly regularly to my sister and I while we lived in a children's home until we moved to Colorado when I was 10. We weren't even wards of the state, our parents worked there. It was always the same person, though, and I can map every detail of her room from memory.