My girlfriend just told me that she wants to have a threesome with me and another guy.
I told her no. No way.
She asked me why not. I told her that it's cheating and I'm not interested. She insists that it's not cheating if I'm participating.
"It's not lot like I'm doing it behind your back or anything"
I still said no. She said that I don't own her and that she can do what she wants.
She said, "well, I'm going to fuck him. You are welcome to join us when he gets here."
She's in the bathroom now getting ready. She's put on the lingerie I bought her for our 3 year anniversary.
Keep trying to fuck the other dude until he gets weirded out and leaves. Then slap the shit out of your girl and ask her if she knows what it means to be in a relationship with someone. If she still wants to fuck other people then quit being a pussy and dump her
You stupid fucking nigger. You know what to do. Kick her out, break up with her. Keep us posted. if you do not follow these instructions, you have to buy a dildo and shove it up your ass. Swear on your soon-to-be-cuckolded ass
shes fucking done anon, end it with that cunt, and don't be a beta. if you need a bro to fall back on, then I'll be here for you.
basically she wants to get away with cheating, she thought she could but you said no, if you don't think shes going to keep doing both behind your back and in front of you, then you are mistaken.
I'm here for you if you need emotional support to fall back on dude. don't let that bitch turn you into a beta.
Read my tale, OP and learn
I was molested on a penis inspection day once.
>14 years old
>this is a requirement for entry to high school
>doctor tells me to drop trou
>i drop trou (I have done this many times before)
>he takes the usual measurements, inspects in the usual places, etc.
>all of a sudden, his off-hand reaches around and his index finger is fully inserted up my anus
>he's feeling my prostate
>i know that it doesn't take this long to inspect a prostate
>his face is very close to my penis
>after what feels like a couple minutes of him massaging my prostate, I pop a boner right in his face
>without missing a beat, he starts fondling the head with his tongue
>i start moaning, and I place my right hand hand on his balding scalp - my left hand is rubbing my nipples
>in the next moment, my whole penis is in his mouth
>I dig in to his scalp - some flakes of dandruff come off in my hand
>I smell my hand and ejaculate into his mouth at the same time
>he keeps sucking and massaging my prostate
>I get hard almost immediately again
>within minutes, I'm ejaculating a second time and he's swallowing my load like a champ
>this repeats several times until I collapse
>he leaves me in a heap on the floor
>i wake up the next day in the hospital
>apparently the fucker removed both of my kidneys and left me for dead
What a faggot cant handle being naked around other men. Prepare for her to cheat on u Lulz. Not only that she will continue to do it behind your back.
She is experimental and she wont stop because of your faggot insecure self . Send her my way ill make sure she has her desires met.
if its your place, call cops and have them remove both of them. if it is shared, still call the cops on her and make her life miserable. she will want to move in with her new fuck buddy and the house is yours. then find new pussy.
This is to bs to be real, fuck this I'm out. If this is real, op an hero after you blow both their brains out. I don't wanna date because of hearing shit like this, rather just fuck hookers at least their honest about fucking other dudes.
No she doesn't faggot. You would jump at the chance to fuck two women. Its only fair that she gets to enjoy also. Besides. If OPEN isn't interested in the guy. He should have nothing to worry about.
just talk to the dude, find out how they met/got this idea started. Ask him if hes bi and will suck your dick. Finish the night, don't let him stay, he'll steal your shit! Then sit down and talk to your 19y/o gf tomorrow.
time to leave op...
kick her ass out..
let's break it down...
she wants another man's penis...
isnt that enough?
it looks like she is bossing you too..
so grow a spine and kick her out..
and the way she did it you should go and bone another female and save that bullet for later..
"just so you know after you did that i fucked another woman,
what does it matter we are still a couple just fucking other people"
Just to humor you. Tell that bitch to fuck off. Dump that ho.. But obvious bait
dump her. Now. Don't be a big dick about it but be firm and don't give in. She sounds like an obvious slut at heart and she'll never really be true to you at this point anyway so you're just her bitch if you stay with her.
Move on or you'll be a dumb beta faggot, obviously. This is a pretty clear cut situation, OP. There are wayyyyyy better chicks out there than this dumb slut of yours. Don't give in just because it would might seem easier to stay with her.
If pic related is her OP, you're probably screwed either way. A wise friend of mine told me long ago that you don't date hot girls, you date cute girls, because hot girls will cheat, and boy do they. If this is the way she's gonna treat you then it sounds like you're just kind of been passing time for her recently. Have some self respect and cut it off.
Wow you're a huge faggot.
If you're serious, kick her out and throw her shit into the street.
If you're making this up then you should stop with your cuckold fantasies and just admit that you're gay.
I will have a very different opinion than other tards in here. Thing about it the other way around. Do YOU not have a fantasy of fucking 2 girls at once? Wouldn't you just at the opportunity? Take this as a way to expand your horizons sexually. Obviously, you're not gay. You have must be comfortable enough with yourself to know at the end of the day, she's coming home. She's going to stay with YOU. Hell, if anything this is just a start to a glorious fuck fest. Wouldn't you want that? A partner in crime in an experience like that? You have to break the comfort barrier somehow. It's either an FFM or MMF threesome. Let her have her way this time. Next time it'll be you and two girls. If you know another couple, you guys can switch.
I really want you to ponder on all of this. It's a great opportunity.
Tell her to get out, or subtly lead her out of the house / apartment and lock her out if she's gonna be uppity.
That's definite cheating and she just wanted you in for it so she didn't feel 'guilty'. She's done with you, dude.
Take the initiative and fuck her over.
This guys are betas pretending to be alphas. They are scared at the idea of groupsex. Look at them they would all love to fuck to women but find it inconceivable for her to desire the same. Scared closetedfags cant handle reality. Shes gonna do it with or without him. Lel
No. It doesn't. If she's lived there for more than 30 days it's her legal residence regardless of whether or not she is on the lease.
He'll have to evict her and if he does, she initially get 30 days to find a new place and she'll get two appeals if at the end of the 30 days she can prove she can't afford to move. Each appeal will give her an additional 30 days.
It can take up to 90 days to evict someone if they know how to work the system. The state protects people from being put out on the street without warning.
Fuck your girl one last time
blow your load on the guys face
rip a nasty fart and say goodbye forever bitch
take a shovel into the room and bash both of their heads in. bash the dude's head in first and let her watch, then do the same to her. dispose of bodies the end
you said her your done with her. and you dump that slut.
that s the deal of being in a relationship, and if she doesnt want to, better you dump her than the other way around.
So then I say, TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION.
Make it clear to her that things will even out. I guess I'm just pretty comfortable with myself. If a girl says she wants a threesome while with me, I'd be super happy. It's far more attractive to have an assertive woman who gets what she wants.
You are correct, most of these are probably kids who are a wee bit too insecure.
I kek'd. Pull a Wile E Coyote on them and drop an ACME grand piano loaded with tnt sticks on their heads.
They will survive unfortunately.
It'll be his word against hers. Cops are legally required to give her word more value in determining who was the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
I just have one question.
Are you both monogamous or poly?
Cuz that makes it a HUGE difference.
Also, have you guys had a threesome before?
Have you two ever talket about a threesome before?
Or is this all coming from out of the blue?
Please, don't beat her up, no matter what those 16-year old trolls are saying.
If it feels wierd, just don't let that guy in. If they STILL have the sexytime, then just tell them that there's AIDS in the pool, and kick them both out, and enjoy your own life.
Do what you need to be happy. Love ya.
A LOVE FUCKFEST.
Think of the possibilities for OP.
He's opening the Pandora's Box of sexual exploration with lots of different girls.
Who cares if it starts with a MMF threesome?
This is just one of MANY.
Its a damn shape people are sosexually mature. I love having group sex with my girl. We always learn new things and our relationship is stronger than ever. She has the confidence to tell me her desires and viceversa. And would never leave me for some insecure selfish beta faggot. This kids need to stop fapping and do some real fucking. Cheers mate.
No more half-measures Walter...
Record her getting fucked by the guy. When they are done, dump her and kick them out. Send a copy of the vid to all her friends and family members, then upload it to as many porn sites as you can.
>hurry, get to the store and buy an enema
>time it just right when things get going or are about to start, apply enema
>straddle her for a sweet bj while the other dude it getting into position
>blast contents of anus with the force of 1000 suns
>night ruined, threesome over
OP you should definitely join in the threesome. You'll regret it if you don't.
Then, immediately after that start inviting hot girls you've wanted to fuck over and pull the same shit on her. Either your relationship will end and you'll be getting laid with other girls, or your relationship will get 10x better.
first, put up cameras so you can put a video online and send it to her entire family/friends showing what a bitch she is
step 2: say goodbye, walk out of the house, go to a bar, find a drunk chick, fuck the shit out of her, take some pics and send them to her. her family and friends will hate her, she'll know her slutty pussy didn't satisfy you and she'll cry herself to sleep for a year.
Okay, fuck what I said earlier, do THIS:
AND FILM. AND SHIT ON BOTH OF THEM. ALL THE DIARRHEA.
Beat the McShit out of him if he takes more than 3 steps in your house/apartment
make sure to tell him to leave first
better yet if you have guns just pull up a chair in front of the door with your gun securly held on you (so your wife doesnt try to take it) and just wait for him to come in
She's not respecting you. And it's not a threesome she really wants, she wants to fuck the other guy. And maybe it's not "just" sex. If he's already on his way that seems there's something already behind your back.
I'll dump her. It's over. But go for the threesome. Fuck her hard, and dump her in the morning. Seriously. She's not respecting you. It's over.
But are you even there, OP?
Gr8 b8 m8
But on the 0.0002 chance this is not bait, you play by her rules, you earned a get some pussy free card. Bring bitches home every night and fuck them til she realises shes a fucking idiot and moves out
Most of you are kids scared of understanding the real dynamic of human sexuality. Scared to fuck in the real world but feel very manly fapping alone in the dark. There. Hasn't been a sexual enlightenment since the kamasutra and its because of insecure faggots like you. She will get fucked by whoever she wants either way. Why not make it fun?
I'm currently trying to get my ex-girlfriend out of my one bedroom apartment. I threw all of her shit out on the street. She called the cops and they made me put all of her stuff back in my apartment after her showing them a credit card bill with her name and my address on it that was older than 30 days.
I went to my local courthouse and filed for an eviction. I showed them my lease and explained my situation to the clerk. The clerk of the court told me everything I need to know. She also advised me not to say one word to her and to expect her to try to provoke me into being violent so that she can use a restraining order to kick me out of my place.
I'm sleeping on the couch. My ex-girlfirend is bringing a different guy home almost every other night and I have to listen to them fuck in by bedroom.
>only 22 more days until she's gone if she doesn't appeal. She makes good money as a nurse so I doubt she'll qualify for an appeal.
If she's not on your lease, kick her out. If she is, wait until that shit is over, renew the lease without her name on it and then kick her out.
Forget that cheating cunt, she's going to have sex with another man, in your own fucking house! If it were ME, I'd grab my gun, wait for him, point it at his ass and demand him and her to leave. They can fuck all they want in a smelly dumpster outside, but in my own fucking house? Fuck no!
what about you record the noise level they make, and produce your own noise to match it?
>to try to provoke me into being violent so that she can use a restraining order to kick me out of my place.
Why not work that the other way around?
Beat the guys ass if he really does show up and leave her OP. She has told you right to your face that she is just going to be a cheating whore, either deal with it or move on.
Kick her out. On the way out the door, tell her there shall be a meeting of seperation tomorrow after she's had fun being a easy slut.
If not call the cops on the dude and press trespassing charges.
Fuck that bitch. Just get down to business anon.
You can do one of two things OP. One, dump the bitch. Two, let her do it, but then bring home her sister and/or best friend and fuck them right in front of her. Or just fuck the guy and make him fall in love with you and become gay lovers. There's that too.
Call police if guy shows up ? Tell them you have no where to go and this guy does not belong and is going to cause
More trouble if he isn't removed. Cock block the cheating bitch with 5 0
She's not doing that. She pretended to ask OP, in fact she's telling him what to do. Man, the other guy is already on his way. She's doesn't care what her bf wants.
But is this story even true, OP?
This is why you fuck bitches then you leave them at a young age then settle down when you're like 40 or 50 not settle down when you're 20 and get mad when your bitch got bored of your micro dick
niggas never learn
top fucking kek OP
this all boils down to whether youre a cuckold beta cunt or an alpha with proper integrity
if i were in your shoes i wouldnt even be living with a whore what the fuck man kick her out or move out and move on
Call hookers on craigslist.. May get aids. But have a 4-6 woman orgy in the living room.. would max out my credit card to see her face when
This. Asking about it is one thing, and perhaps you could consider depending on how your relationship is. But if she has asked him over without your consent, and will fuck him anyway, then you are mad to stay with her. I'd live stream it for us anons and then we'll post to her friends and family for lulz
I'm sorry. Your relationship is already over. She has already broken up with you, and there's nothing you can do at this point to make it work, even if you were ok with the threesome. At this point, you need to focus on making a proper break in the relationship, and start getting ready to go through the grieving period.
Basically, relationships are contracts. The typical contract is monogamous, so if either party wants more people involved they need to talk about it with their partner, and decide the new rules of their relationship, before they decide to start breaking them.
By inviting the guy over, she broke contract. When you talked to her about it, she made it clear that she doesn't care to fix it. A contract that only one party adheres to is no contract at all. Since you have no contract, you have no relationship.
Break up, grieve, and move on.
This shit opens the door for whatever kinky shit you have in your head. Do it: She will be grateful and satisfied. Don't: Be an inadequate little bitch. If you weren't insecure this wouldn't even be a question
Fuck that. I'm going to treat her like she's a ghost in my apartment until she's gone. She's dead to me.
Her behavior is already having an adverse effect on her reputation and it's starting to dawn on her that she's going to lose a lot of friends over this. Several of her friends have already come up to me and told me that they think what she is doing is very fucked up.
I'm not going to give her any of my attention.
no man, shes going out of town with her family for a few months..
>punch the guy as soon as he walks in
>jerk off his unconscious dick
>take his wallet
>look at your girlfriend
>"I'm going to fuck whores"
>shit on her/guy
>go Fuck some prostitutes with the guys money
Woah, she must be good.
Anyways, don't waste your time on her.
Come to Sweden and live with me.
I'm in rehab, but still.
Don't put up with that shit, if that's not your thing.
We care about ya, /b/ro, so you have to care bout yourself.
>Pretend to go along with it
>wait until guy is naked
>steal his keys and clothes
>kick him the fuck out of your house
>try to forcefully put your dick through the back of your girlfriends skull
you should let her be a human being op
she is correct and you have no ownership over her
either get with the program or get out
sorry your gf isn't the monogamist you thought she was
the fault lies in your miscommunication with her
Shut up you huge faggot.
OP leave that bitch, if she's already invited this nigger over and is that willing to just bail on you, she's probably not gonna stay around much longer anyway.
Dump her OP. You have no choice. I know is gonna hurt but is gonna hurt harder when afterwards you realize what she did an you allow it and this is not gonna be first time thing.
Yeah the difference is if you're in a relationship you can ask but if your SO says no then you decide what's worth more to you and in this case OP's bitch decided he wasn't worth her anymore
say yes -
then degrade the fuck out of her with that dude.. choke her on his cock, call her a worthless whore, fuck her worthless ass deep and dp with his belt around her neck..
then kick the bitch out of your house
keep the dude around after , play video games with him for an hour or so and make sure she sees it through the window. fucking bitch will feel so worthless and used.
then post her nudes here along with her facebook
What is true is that there are many ways for her to do this.
She is choosing one that is pretty insensitive.
OP may be either autistic or retarded but that is hardly justification for her to be so callous.
If she doesn't want to be with him she can break it off. She still has moral responsibility.
probably lurking, but interesting thought exercise regardless.
Hard to know what I would do without more information on the guy. If he was really straight I would definitely fuck his ass.
Would leave her either way. I don't really see the point in poly relationships.
answer is so obvious
>tell her you changed your mind
>make her think you're really into the idea now
>wait for him to come over
>you all begin le sexy times
>insist on going first
>fuck your girl with the unrelenting force of all the beta moments you wish you could erase
>make her cum
>let other guy get into it
>as he enters her, surprise him by fucking him in the ass
>if he resists, pull out your switch blade and put it on his neck
>pork his asshole until he cries tears of blood
>after he bleed sufficiently, throw him off the bed
>kick him of your house without his clothes, still crying and bleeding
>look at your girlfriend
OP are you even still here?
if so, can we get an update on what's going on?