Lost mine at age 19 to fat chick picked up at bar. Not proud of it but needed to be done to break seal. After that, curse lifted and crushed college bitches left and right.
Just goes to show... fat bitches, while unattractive and smelly, can still serve a purpose
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Lost mine at 18 to this disgusting bitch.. I was a religious moron and turned down pussy because I hated them for being whores until I hit 18 and got sick of jerking off. Now I'm a whore and will fuck almost any bitch that's not that bad
Lost mine at 11 to girl the same age, banged till I was 14-15 then moved onto other cumbuckets now im 19 and regret losing it at that age as I am addicted to porn and sex
>eating hard taco shells for any reason
0/10. Would not bang.
>girl one year older than me takes me into her room
>girl takes off clothes
>tells me to put my willy in her "cookies"
>I do as I'm told
>foreskin doesn't retract
>I say it hurts
> "It's meant to hurt"
saw her on the bus today
>3 years later
>At gf house while her parents aren't home
>Gf starts talking about sex
>Still at gfs house been many hours parents still aren't home
>She wants to have sex
>We have sex many times that day everywhere
>House smells like sex
>We try and air out the house
>Its not working
>Parents get home at 10pm
>House still smells of sex
>Both of us are grounded
>Still going out
>Both her and my parents sit down and have a talk with us.
>Parents gave us permission as long as we use condoms and are in either house when parents are't home
>8 years pass
>We are both still together
>Having sex like it was are first time many years ago
My first post should have been women not woman. If you mean the first time I ejaculated inside a girl she was 14 or 15 I think. I'm well known in porn, as in you might know my name if you pay attention to male actors.
With the outrageous powers of the internets, you all should be getting laid. Jesus christ, go to a chat room or something and find a cock hungry fat chick within 2 hour drive. Just do it faggots.
17, junior prom. Told her i was gonna go out with her... but i lied. once i broke the seal i carved quite a path through my grade and the one below me.
this, fat girls are just as horny as you guys. Im in college and it takes 5 minutes to pick up a fatty and get her to fuck.
set your standards lower. once you break the seal better things will come. aiming too high is wy many people are virgins.
Eighteen, with a girl I didn't really like.
Also I'm gay now rofl
>so beta he thinks confidence = being an asshole
Got fucked over with puberty, was the shortest kid in my school until jr. year. Decided I had to lose my virginity as I was 17 and didn't want to look like a loser. Made a rash decision and fucked a fat smelly whale >>573896928
but just like anon said after that it was a lot more casual and I only fuck hot bitch's since. So virgins wondering what to do? Fuck a fat bitch with low self esteem, do yourself a favor for once. Just watch out because they'll stalk.. sometimes for years.
Get off this need to have hot girl my first time shit. Ur first time needs to be special? Do you even have a penis? You have the rest of your life for hot chicks. Just get your dick wet and better things will come. And yes, you will get hard staring down a fat pussy if ur not gay and a virgin
I was 18 she was 16...prom night...nothing went as planned but at the end of the night I had to shove her on my dick...it was probably the best sex I've ever had bc nothing tops that first love.
this. I blacked out last year at a house party and woke up in bed with a fatty. I left but then discovered she had my number somehow... keeps trying to booty call me. I straight up told her "you arent hot enough for me". didnt work.
>mfw this scene happened to me
>only guy in a party with 7 girls
>"when was your last gf anon ?"
>spaghetti out "uuh it's been a long time sure hehe..."
>"that girl Marina in high school no ?"
>"uuh no , never had one..."
>"we always knew you were gay anon , no need to hide it"
they still think i'm gay , still better than a virgin
ok I found one on craigslist. hope she replies back!
I have a gf now, my first one with 28. I think I love her, but having never experienced love I can't say for sure.
Anyway we are trying to have sex but haven't been able to yet. I know this sounds boastful but my dick is too big for her. I have a 16cm long 16cm circumfence dick and she didn't have much sex in her life either.
So... Soon I will, but I don't want to hurt her.
I was 15, school crush kind of thing. asked out and went well. was together for like a month the. it started getting serious now I'm here
I was a good happy creative kid growing up, and every girl I met treated me like shit.
So in my 20s I began acting like an intolerable asshole and sure enough, couldn't keep them off me. But I didn't like who I was becoming.
So now I am left with complete indifference toward them, which works to annoying the good looking ones (who are used to guaranteed attention) into a challenge. But I've learned my lesson from experience, and my indifference has become real. So I just keep ignoring them, and they go away. This way I avoid entanglements with shit people, and save myself considerable time and energy and money expenditure.
What good they provide, I can take care of within about 2 minutes on redtube, and get on with my day.
Women now have absolutely zero appeal or value to me whatsoever. It may not be for everyone. Just be aware of where you're heading if this is already your reality.
Damn right that shit didn't work. I had this chick driving by my house and waiting outside in the middle of the night. Having her friends keep tabs. Legit tailing my car sometimes. But after a couple of years she married a ex-con. They are all crazy, but they're like kids bikes. You use one to learn what your doing and then move on to better things.. only smaller. Yeah it's gross but in the end worth it, I wouldn't tell anybody you know about it though if you can help it.
>mfw I've been in this exact situation when I was 18 and the only guy in my class
Stuttered some incomprehensible lie about fucking a foreign chick when I was 16
>mfw still handholdless, hugless, kissless virgin
I dropped out within a year.
about 9 months before you were born.
no , but one of them , that often invites the others , has a swimming pool , so in summer the view is pretty great
>tfw being a tall ankward faggot with manboobs surrounded by perfect bodies from heaven
19, wasn't really interested in girls due to crippling depression until a seriously drunk chick walked up to me and started making out with me in a bar (18 legal drinking age)
didn't fuck her cus she was nuts, but that shook me out of my disinterest. socially awkward, but after learning women are actually people and not mythical enigmas like tv for some reason wants us to believe they are, it got easier
21 now, only had 5 one night stands. still no gf, and sometimes i get lonely, but otherwise not too bothered by it.
Me 18, her 6 moths of being my girlfriend, 15 11/12yo and a 10/10. October 26, first month at university. She called and said she wanted to come visit for the day. We went to the doom room, she immediately said "its time" She turned off the lights, locked the door and took both our clothes off.
I remember she laid on the bed with her legs flat, not even knowing enough to lift them up a bit. (this was before the internet and everyone had seen every sex act while still a virgin.)
I will never, never forget the feeling of just the tip going in, nothing ever else will come close to that feeling, so warm and deliciously wet. I did three strokes, pulled out and came from her bellybutton to her chin. Not even stopping to clean up, put it back in and did about 10 more strokes before blowing another huge load, some of which got on her forehead. I stopped to wipe up and put it back in again for all of maybe 3 minutes before blowing again. I collapsed next to here, not having any idea how to make her cum. I did little circles with my finger on her clit, and although I didn't realize it then, she came twice.
It was a good day.
haha nah, me and my friends laugh about it all the time. its a pretty hilarious story in context. best way to defuse something embarassing is to make it funny. doesnt work with something sad like being a virgin tho.
14. But it was floppy and half cocked for 15sec when i had a condom on or it was 30seconds/1min of raging boner stabbing with our pants half down without full perpetration. So really it was 15 i suppose. She was 2 years older, had big tits and bi polar
I was 18 she was 17
The one thing I remember most was at one point she said "Oh my god why couldn't I have a wider set vagina?" I smirked and she kinda moaned and was like yeah, that was a mean girls reference. Overall was pretty fantastic. We high fived after the first time and she told me how she wanted to cut my balls off so I would understand how bad it hurt. Then she asked to go a few more times.
honestly just a few seconds. After years of dealing with bitches I've learned how to tap into my inner snarky, quick-wittted asshole douchebag.
Better than what this guy did >>573903263
I totally sympathize with you on that one Anon, I began to gain some positive feedback from girls when I started not caring, but I didn't like where that road led. Note that once girls become women, the rules of the game change - for the better actually. You can actually start caring again.
I was walking down the street looking all cool n shit, I tripped and began to stumble . I stumbled all the way to my house and I waited for my gf to come over. I fell on the bed as my zipper became undone. At the very same time she fell under me and my penis accidentally punctured her dry vagina. After tha moment she became moist in wich I proceeded to enter and exit her vagina in a quick fashion. My balls slapping against her anus I yelled out my name and came so hard that she began to bleed. She was on her period she exclaimed. So I came a second time. It landed in her eye, her eye was red. She began to cry. I said when she cried it was hardly noticeable.
ive had this happen to me a couple of times. the problem is that people who do this are too pussy to tell you to fuck off and you are too socially retarded to notice that they dont want you. it can be hard when one of them is chill with you but after awhile all the bullshit gets tedious. it just takes one asshole to turn a group against you..
19 and haven't. Sounds corny but waiting on that 1 girl.
I'll find her someday
better to be an overconfident asshole than a doormat, and sadly a doormat is exactly what women think passive, nice, introverted guys are these days, and to be honest I'd say they're pretty right, especially after reading some of the stories ITT and on this site in general.
Are you me? It's a bitter pill to swallow, but I guess I'm better for it.
Fat girls are the key to a life of pussy my fellow betas. Just keep it sex on your end and then the better looking ones will come. Girls don't want to sleep with virgins because the guys will get super attached. So once that barrier is gone the gates are open, plus you probably won't be such an awkward faggot then.
I personally had no issue fully enjoying the sex i had even if it wasn't with someone that loved me, as long as you get someone who is willing to go at your speed everything will be fine.
Do not stoop to fucking fat girls! At most accept a blow job from them.
What are you going to do if you knock up a fat cow? Marry her? Hardly. Pay child support for her fat ass for ever? Yes.
I'm gonna greentext my first three times in only 5 lines each.
>High and drunk dancing at party alone
>Girl comes up to me and dances
>go inside start kissing and feeling
>have really shitty sex inside in the dark front room
>feel embarrassed friends find out and they knew who she was
>Another house party talking to some chick
>We sneak to an empty room and have sex in the dark
>It was pretty good and we switched into doggy style
>Friends dad who lives in the house busts us, turns on light, and sees everything
>We quickly stop and leave
>Same night as number 2, after we left the party
>With friend, his gf, and another girl to friends house to crash the night
>Get there, friend and gf go to their room
>Other girl and me start hooking up ok the couch
>We have really awesome sex there all night for like 4 hours and fall asleep, she was a hot Asian chick and it was one of the best sex I've had
I've got plenty more, if any Anons want more little stories I'll keep writing.
You don't need to "bring up" sex. Hell, a lot of girls are likely to bring it up themselves. It should be something that naturally happens between two people. But YOURE the one who has to make it happen.
I was the same like many here, "waiting for the right one" i was an idiot, sex is great regardless, sure there are women who are lousy fucks but those times you have good sex make you forget those.
Just saying, i considered myself a complete fool for even waiting as long as i did.
I just remembered another time where a bitch got BTFO...
>this one girl at work
>serial cheater, has actually helped destroy entire social circles by fucking taken men and of course by cheating on her own boyfriends
>serious entitlement/princess complex
>always duping her white-knight orbiters into doing her work
>one day after work, after some heavy lifting moving mulch, which we had to do because of HER fuck-up, she starts talking trash and tells me and a couple other guys (those guys were 2 of her orbiters) we smell disgusting
>I say "we'd smell better if your mom took better care of her cunt"
>"my mom died 2 years ago"
>"well that explains the smell then, doesn't it?"
>cried like a bitch
>I don't care, this my 2nd to last day there
>quit without putting in notice, just stopped going in to work