Call this Pizza Hutt and ask if this is the Krusty Krab
Too much of a bitch to do it, but have a bump.
I called and talked to a young lady. She took my phone number, I used a slightly different one than my actual number, told her order was for pickup. She asked if I wanted to hear specials or if I was ready to order.
told her to go on with the specials.
2 big pizzas, breadsticks, and chocolate chip cookie thing for 24.99. 3 large 1 toppings for 8.99
Tell her I guess I'll just take two large Krabby Patty combos
I'll have 2 Krabby Patty combos, please.
Um, sir, this is Pizza Hut.
What? You mean this isn't the Krusty Krab?
Dang, So you guys don't have Krabby Patties like the Krusty Krab's in my hometown?
No, this is Pizza Hut.
Dang, I thought it was the Krusty Krab.
>Hello welcome to pizzahut faggot kevin here how can I help you?
>yes i'd like to hear your specials
>two blah blah blah pizza medium combo large special pizza
>do you guys have the krabby patty combo?
>oh it's okay, the uh-- krabby-patty-combo I saw it on a commercial
>I don't know about that
>this is the krusty krab correct?
> Mike we got another one
I know right... A very disappointing thread.
>Hello this is Pizza Hut, can you please hold
8 minutes later
>Okay is this delivery or pickup
>What is the phone number, address, and zip code
>And the address?
>45771 ... Krusty Krab Avenue
captcha: eunuch ttacall
Somebody should call and ask
"Are you feelin it now Mr. Crabs?"
>hello welcome to pizza hut how can i help you
>yes i was just wondering if you had any specials
>yes we do--
>sorry i have to leave for a moment
>still haven't heard back, in call waiting
>hi this is blah blah blah can I get your phone number before you order
>Hi is this the krusty krab
>no Im sorry you have the wrong number
>oh ok well can you redirect me to the krusty krab or the operator for further assistance
>this is the operator how can I help you
>I just fucking told you get me the krusty krab
>I am the operator now how can I help you
at this point I just hung up because her responses were autistic. First time doing one of these threads I think I did pretty well
A local radio station here regularly call two different Chinese restaurants and puts them on the line together. They always end up getting hilariously mad at each other.
>hello welcome to pizza hut david here, can i take your order?
>yes could I get one large crabby style, and also do you guys sell uh-- diet dr. kelp?
>yes absolutely, erm can I get a number to call you back at, we're having problems with our phones
>give bullshit number
>and wat was your name?
>atticus like tkillamckngbrd? (literally said it that shit like he didn't know what was really called
>man thats awesome, okay just gimme two minutes
posting fast so I'll post timestamps and other shit in a min
> Hello, this is Pizza Hut, is this for pick up or delivery?
> Delivery please.
> Ok, and can I get your name?
> Sure, it's Patrick
> ... Ok, the police are tracing this call...
> Excuse me?
> We've had enough of you guys tonight, the police are involved
> Pardon? I'm just trying to order a pizza...
> ...Oh... I'm so sorry sir! What can I get for you tonight?
> No! I feel insulted! Fuck you, I'm going to the Krusty Krab!
> Hangs up...
How'd I do /b/?
Some hottie is taking the register over. Overheard a manager say "go run up front and I'll go take care of the phone issue."
Debating on what to do
(cue his shit vegeta voice)
>hi pizza hut is closed at the mo--
>yeah I'm wondering why you personally are getting so worked up over answering calls from retards
>yeah why are you watching me-- and if you're watching me i want you to know that i'm naked
this guy thats answering now
brick his fucking skull in
Okay faggot here I go
> ran up to lady and took her bread sticks and yelled "for the Krusty krab!!"
>ran like bitch for a few blocks as I heard "fuck your bitch ass."
> made it far and took this pic.
> now walking home while eating breadsticks.
Wish I stole sauce as well.
Pic related of course
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm.
Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the Popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room.
As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The Popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion.
"We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
>"hello this is pizza hut, were closed right now, is there anything i can help you with?
"hey man, is this the krusty krab?
>"fuck yeah it is, nigga!"
"aww shiiet im going to need a krabby meal with a side of kelp fries. Is dat cool wit you?"
>yeah man i can get that right to you, wts your number?
i hang up.
>Calls Pizza da hut
>"Hello this is pizza hut, delivery?"
>"What is your phone number?"
>Gives random ass number*
>Waiting for dude to ask for my order
>"What is your address?"
You bought those bread sticks, if you style them you would've been recording.
>Hello this is Pizza Hut
>Hi do you have stuffed crusted pizza?
>Yeah we have that
>Do you have bacon in your stuffed crust pizza?
>Yeah we have bacon in it
>Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
>Hangs up in less than a second
>Thank you for calling pizza hut *pause* we're closed!
>"Thank you for calling pizza hut how can I help you?"
>I was gonna make a Krusty Krab joke but I wanna help you.
>dude stammers for a sec
>I know why this is happenning. I can make this stop.
That dudes face when
Could not keep my shit together
>In indian accent a black guy says "Dis is pizza hut how may I help you?"
>Uh, yea is this the Krusty Krab?
>Hear him laughing in background
>Says "I wanted to fuck with this one"
>Hi this is pizza hut how may I help you?
>Is this the krusty krab?
>Ah. Good, I'll take 2 krabby patties and a large fry
>No that'll be all
>No dick on a stick?
I could not keep my shit together.
4chan won't even let me post the names without it being flagged as spam, how pathetic
then throw a brick through their window you pussy
And for the last time.
>Saw a lady from the distance putting pizza in car as she's about to leave
> bitch ass delivery woman
> ran up to her and stuck my hand inside the almost unzipped carrier and took two slices hopping for my favorite toppings. They were a little crumbled but as I ran I pieced it together made it far yet again care fucking red bull.
Pic related of course.
Don't give two fucks if you believe me or not I'm the faggot walking home eating pizza with a story for it.
>hello, welcome to...
>is this patrick?
>no, this is pizza hut...
>wtf I thought this was suppose to be the krusty krab
>no this is patrick
>tfw my sides
>tfw I was rused
They are evolving to our charades /b/
>hello Pizza Hut, what do you need?
>Hi I'm anon and I want to order a large pizza
>Okay what toppings?
>Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, and some mushrooms
>Okay will that be it?
>Oh I forgot! Can you put Battletoads on it?
>Yeah it's a videogame about to-
hung up on me
"nypa" is used for personal request like "photoshop a dick in my bully's mouth." A suggestion during a raid for lulz is not a personal armyrequest you stupid faggot. Kill yourself