been sweet on a girl at work for a year now. it's obvious that she's really keen for me. she's coming to my house this weekend to play wii u and drink beer, possibly some shots. i am fairly athletic with great muscle tone and good physique. however, this is my penis. i can't do anything about it that i know of. if we get naked together, she will see it. i am afraid she will be turned off. what are my options here?
1. don't assume that coming to play Wii and drink beer means you were going to get your end away.
2. HJonestly? Nothing. I mean were you thinking, maybe greet her at the door with an explanation about your chode? See where the night goes, worry about this shit right at the moment she wants your cock. Don't plan, planing never works.
here's a pic when i shave it for those who asked
every time i post this pic, someone talks about that. it's either a layer of bubble wrap, saran wrap, or now a force field. i don't know.. maybe my skin was just translucent around the edge that day
I was about to refer to it as a layer of glaze before I saw his post.
It's dry skin you ashy fuck
another pic. afraid she might get this point of view if she decides to take a peek
while i'm posting dick pics, here's one of my favs. looks like it's lookin down on you
bruh just use a strap on!!! duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There was this british bitch who tricked and fuck 3 chicks just because she used a strap on during sex, so they thought she was dude!!! so do the same
I don't know why you're still letting it bother you at this age. I could have no dick and I'd still get the job done.
If she reacts negatively, just grimace the whole time you're eating her out(which you will obviously be doing). She'll get really self concious and OP jr. will be the least of her worries. Might even get some shower time with her.
with that body.
No, not by a long shot are you "fairly athletic, I doubt you ever seen physical exercise at all. You are a disgusting human being and I am glad that even if there is the slightest chance you are telling the truth this girl will turn you down on the spot.
You deserve to die alone and never have the chance to spread your lazy genetics.
My advice, stop being a lying cunt and do something with your life.
WWIII is coming up, have you considered being cannon fodder?
o m8 its over.
as a fellow who thought he had a small dick, I can already tell you yer dun
don't have any more dick pics, so here's a pic of me eating while taking a shit
You got a Wii U? After some thought, I've come to the conclusion it's the best new gen console for me. Should I buy it? If I will, that'll probably be the only current gen console I have. I have a decent pc and an x360. Should I get the Wii U? Or get the xbone/PS4?