The king was experiencing disorientation while time stamping
why in the world are them so small?
Jesus christ OP do you even testosterone?
Anon. DONT! he has over 300 confirmed kills.
It's a deceptive angle you peasants
>mfw this thread
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. GOAT thread
it's weird, my balls are usually shrunk like little monkey balls. usually when im fapping or fucking
they are sometimes dangly though
is this bad? should I just cut them off and hope they regrow? a user on /b/ told me this and said he's a doctor
Yeah. If i could scrape up enough money to pay a whore to come vacation with me I would. No sensible girl would come near me. At least thats how its been for the past 27 years. But hey, nature has its way of weeding out the bad genes in a family.
Jesus christ, the tip of your cock is so dry it looks like a peeled grape.
Your whole dick seriously looks like old kebab meat someone forgot about and subsequently left out in the sun.
It releases endorphins and makes you feel awesome for a few seconds, but the rush of endorphins without the accompanying rush of oxytocin you get from real sex makes you feel unfulfilled and sad afterwards. Also, you only have a certain amount of endorphins you can release a day, if you up a bunch of them on jackin it then you have less to feel good from normal things. Thus, everything is lackluster and life feels grey if you jack off everyday.
I know this and yet when i get depressed i just can't get myself to give even half of a shit and jack off for like 5 hours at a time. It blows. Then i get outta my funk and go back to living like a normal(ish) person.
Ball stretching is also a very real thing, imagine this but on your balls.
>I hereby declare myself King Lowballs
Thanks OP thatmade my night
Question for the king.. Does your chain hang low?