Cremate it and put the ashes in a blunt and smoke that shit
Give it a laptop so it can surf 4chan/b/ the mole day.
this is the plan OP :
>hide youself with the mole in a bush near the street
>look the dead mole in his dead eyes one last time
>wait till a car pass
>throw the mole on the car or under the car (your preference)
>come out the bush
>stop the car
>start screming that they've killed your mole
>tell them that they were going too fast
>tell them you want money for your mole so you can give a nice funeral to your animal or you are going to report them to the police for dangerous driving
>eventually repeat process
thx me later OP
pit it under ground for several thousands of years and turn it into oil and charmole
Imagine being a mole too and do a mole playing game.
Ok, as a last thing, all i wanna say is
i think youll get it....
Stuff it into an avocado and give it to your chemistry professor, shit'll be so cash.