ITT: Greatest quotes and proverbs, great sayings and words to live your life by (Things that really had an effect on you) I'll start us off pic related.
Living the life now that I've realized this
"Tits are life, ass is hometown"
Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets upon the stage then is heard no more. It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
-my my hommie Shakespeare
Actually its antisocialist lol. Its supposed to emphasize the act of helping people out instead of bitching about how they have more than you.
Love and caring. Something many people here dont understand.
I think you've too busy loving and caring to have learned understand what socialism means.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness, give me truth."
-Henry David Thoreau
I like pic related too, but it's really the Thoreau one that matters to me.
did...did you just call someone via their ID name? No one does that shit, and the fact that you've never seen one of the greatest movies of all time...newfag confirmed
“There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure.”
Paulo Coelho - The Alchemist
Not seeing a movie = Newfag
Well done sir, have you ever thought about helping solve the greatest mystery of the universe? Your logic is superb.
Long story short GTFO my thread faggot.
> fight club is one of the greatest movies of all time
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell" - Albert Huxley
"Men who seek happiness are like drunkards who can never find their house but are sure that they have one" - Voltaire
"Nothing can come out of an artist that is not in the man" - H.L. Mencken
"Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught" - Oscar Wilde
"Sanity is madness put to good uses" - George Santayana
"The more you let yourself go, the less others let you go" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Even if I was all that could be, all that nothing around would still be bigger than me" - Matt Hall
Sorry for the excess amount. I literally have a small collection of quotes all on paper in a jar.
"Pain don't end the world, nor beatin's. The world ends when you're dead. 'Till then, stand it like a man and give some back." - Swearengen
"Let us, in sober realism, concentrate on the tangible, on that which is now necessary, and leave other concerns to the side"
"No enthusiasm should be greater than the sober passion for practical reason"
Helmut Schmidt rocks it.
I recalled all of those from memory, excuse one minor mistake you twat. Don't expect everything everyone does on the internet to be immaculate you pretentious wad. Lets see you recall anything other than the fact that you meaninglessly shitpost on forums online to compensate for personal instability.
"All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth! "
- Big Trouble in Little China
(nothing sentimental about it but i couldn't resist)
Remember that the Gods don't like us. Pray to them all you want but never rely on them, rely only on yourself. Gods are Gods but they are also people, they go out, get drunk and forget things. Remember that the Gods do not like us because we remind them of themselves.
James Clavell - whirlwind
I don't work while I procrastinate though. so that makes no fucking sense.
>he's so mad because someone corrected him
the only people I've seen who literally get this mad are pretentious hipsters who believe their intellect is all they're worth. so when someone corrects them, they get ultra defensive, just like you
do you live in Seattle, Pittsburgh or San Francisco?
Implying their is something wrong with being gay or being a straight female?
Instead lets talk about why your so upset. Did daddy walk out on you? Do woman cringe at your weight?
the leftovers on with you to know about and I am with you to able, but the. it not only the last two ago, but it some of my life and death the best the most important things.
I'll call you by your sexual orientation, faggot.
Relax, i'm not shaming you for liking it up the ass. You homos are so defensive.
You're so upset your sentences are not even intelligible.
Invite your bf over and give him a manicure + blowjob or whatever your kind of flaming faggots do, don't take your frustration out at me man.
Why did you yell out the word Dna? You don't have to caps to be cool, yo.
Your comebacks are bitch tier, meaning it's what I'd expect to hear from a woman.
It fits well seeing as you're a faggot and all but I suggest you tone it down cause it's too feminine even for fags.
That observation is without meaning for how non-revelationary it is. Is this Napoleon guy an imbecile? How the fuck would what you think NOT shape you? Jesus fucking christ I want to brutally murder all these bottom feeder self piece of shit help authors, as well as everyone who reads them and thinks anything other than "what a bunch of horseshit"
Just like people do to your nature my lovely
Now I know I might have hurt your feelings but I'm sure you'll make peace with me and god one day, We will both forgive you hunny bunny pumpkin pie :) It was nice to meet you PXQ
Some of these probably originated somewhere else, but I'm quoting where I heard them.Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is looking. - Lt. Col. John Campbell JROTC instructor
People who can't follow the simplest instructions, need to die. - CMS Airey JROTC instructor
It's perfectly fine to focus on what you want to do, after you've done what you need to do. - my dad
Helping others is a good thing, but you have to help yourself first. If you're fucked, you're in no position to help anyone. - my dad
Never let anyone tell you that you can't do something. Who the fuck are they? - my dad
Don't start fights, finish them. Whatever they do to you, do it to them twice as hard. - my dad
>excuse one minor mistake you twat
>Don't expect everything everyone does on the internet to be immaculate you pretentious wad.
>you pretentious wad
Lets see you recall anything other than the fact that you meaninglessly shitpost on forums online to compensate for personal instability.
>compensate for personal instability
sure. To keep things relevant I'll post one of my favorite quotes
"A fisherman can always see another fisherman from afar"
Money Never Sleeps
Don't play the odds, play the man.
It's not bragging if you can back it up.
The only limitations one has are the ones they place on themselves.
He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.
It seems you had one horsecock too many, and it rattled your marbles so hard that you think you're making any sense.
At any case, you should hit up the crack den and ask your whore of a mother to keep an eye on you before you get carried away and live on a ranch.
Suck my nuts mr. flabbycunt
You must be trolling or just a humorless faggot.
Post something that you think is funny and let us shit all over it on it.
>Taking the use of the word "twat" as a valid indicator of someone being genuinely angry
>Taking the insult "pretentious wad" as serious as you do
>Using a gif to try and replace an actual argument or point
Congrats, your interepretation of everything is just too good for me to even imagine something to say back.
Here is one of mine
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, it doesnt fucking matter when you laugh at the bastard trying to pick up the ball to try and show how cool he is" - Tyler Reed
You should tell your mother about your master troll conquests when you visist the crack den, that is if you can get over the smell of her putrid cunt and take a breath to speak.
This is why people don't like gay people you fuck. Our natural response to super defensive people is "Fuck this person and everything about them". When being a flaming, annoying faggot and not just a normal gay person, that's the easiest thing to hate.
My brother is gay and I love him.
You're a fucking faggot.
One day Muzh you will understand that if you tried you would have friends and could be happy
I really hope you get to that point soon Hunny bunny pumpkin pie with a cherry on top :)
Posted these before but i'll post again. 1/2
The only use of an obstacle is to be overcome. All that an obstacle does with brave men is, not to frighten them, but to challenge them.
Danger gleams like sunshine to a brave man's eyes.
You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.
I would rather lose in a cause that will some day win, than win in a cause that will some day lose.
You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear. If we believe that tomorrow will be better, we can bear a hardship today.
Hope is definitely not the same thing as optimism. It is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out.
Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.
As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
In human intercourse the tragedy begins, not when there is misunderstanding about words, but when silence is not understood.
Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out.
The tragedy of modern man is not that he knows less and less about the meaning of his own life, but that it bothers him less and less.
All the suffering, stress, and addiction comes from not realizing you already are what you are looking for.
the mark you leave, will be determined by what you accomplish between yesterday and tomorrow.
Let go. Only when you do can you get lost. And unless you get lost, you'll never be able to find your own way, your own destiny.
also, fresh from one of this year's topkek happenings.
"I have three core beliefs. Don't do drugs, don't smoke and don't be violent"
-My smoking, pill-popping, mixed martial artist father
What he was actually trying to teach me is that believing in something does not make it viable, true or reasonable. Beliefs don't do anything but make you complacent when you live by them.
Now for the biggest motivational speaker in MMO's. ever.
>that Oscar Wilde quote is retarded shit that basic bitch white girls get tattooed on themselves instead of wearing uggs
>Same for Santayana
>Nietzsche was talking about his own growing insane depression
Seriously, do you take life direction from facebook and facebook alone?
I love this. what an incredible piece of technology yet so over looked. The thing about reading is, its like your mind telling itself new ideas to gain different perspectives without feeling forced. super powerful
The context was his daughter bitching about his other daughter asking for, then receiving, the last of something. So the non-receiving daughter had a small fit about how that wasn't fair.
The context means the quote applies more to conspicuous consumption and wanting for the sake of wanting and not true desire or need.
Well, that's like your opinion, man.
Shit like this is the reason this movie, like fucking Garden State, hasn't aged well.
This basically means that everyone should hold out for a person that fucking worships and deifies them. Notice how it says jack shit about how you feel about them. It's patronizing to absolutely every relationship that didn't last, writing them off as wrong choices. Life is way more fucking complicated than that. Plenty of people love their partners for what they are, but you know what, faggot? Who they are changes. Who you are changes. And no one should be seen as perfect.
Do you religiously chant that before you gobble the biggest cock in the glory hole?
I bet that sounds really cute in your head as I verbally rape you left and right across this thread.
You're just like your dad
- Your mom as she gobbles a 12 inch dong
That green text is like your genuine mark of autism.
Dang. ima remember this tonight
>Simple minds discuss people. Average minds discuss happenings. Great minds discuss ideas.
>The ones who matter - don't care, the ones who care - don't matter.
>Was it love? Or was it the idea of being in love?
>You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to, so that when they turn their backs on you, you'd have the chance to put the knife in.
>ONE'S INTELLECT IS BEST SHOWN IN THE WAY HE OR SHE ARGUES - had to.be capslol, it's the most correct thing I've heard in my life. Georgr Bernard Shaw
>The two most important things in life are finding a woman that loves you as you love her and finding a job you like doing.
>The idiot isn't the one who falls down, the idiot is the one who doesn't get up.
>Measure twice, then cut - Jack the Ripper. Nah it wasn't him, but it's a decent quote.
>A wolf changes its fur, but never it's attitude.
>Omnea mea mecum porto - Latin: Everything I own, I carry with myself
>Per aspera ad astra - Latin: Over the thorns to the stars
>Every person that doesn't accept the theory of evolution as the truth - doesn't know enough about it.
>Its better to have a small bird under your armpit, than an Albatros on a branch
>There's always a fucker who has it worse than you
Are you the only wise person on 4chan?
Relationships that don't work out are time and energy pissed away, to most people. After college, you go into a relationship with the expectation(well, not expectation, but, at least, goal) that it's going to work.
Every long term relationship that blows up is a step closer to dying alone or with someone you hate.
You're getting pretty boring, so unless you pick up the pace and start writing something worth reading I'll go to the next dumb faggot who'll reply to every single one of my posts kek.
You have one chance at redemption.
Seems pretty anti socialist
See pic related
I understood that the world was nothing: a mechanical chaos of casual, brute enmity on which we stupidly impose our hopes and fears. I understood that, finally and absolutely, I alone exist. All the rest, I saw, is merely what pushes me, or what I push against, blindly—as blindly as all that is not myself pushes back.
We all know you'll be leaving due to your lack of achievements while trying so hard good bye young one, maybe one day you'll be able to communicate with us without getting mad :)
>Good bye hunny bunny pumpkin pie with a cherry on top I'll always remember you
Yeah, that's, like, the description of life. Or you could have learned during it, and it wouldn't have failed. Or there could have been very little learning required, with both of you sharing a drive for eachother. These other options, these are the most ideal.
Chuck Palahniuk is such a great writer when it comes to one liners. I recently read "Invisible Monsters" and it's full of great quotes.
>“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
>“Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.”
>“No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.”
>“Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly.”
>“When you understand, that what you're telling is just a story. It isn't happening anymore. When you realize the story you're telling is just words, when you can just crumble up and throw your past in the trashcan, then we'll figure out who you're going to be.”
>more autistic greentext and may may regurgitation
It's like you want to conform to everything I said.
Whatever helps you sleep at night princess.
Here's to visiting your mom, that cock hungry whore.
"Man was made for Joy & Woe
And when this we rightly know
Thro the World we safely go
Joy & Woe are woven fine
A Clothing for the soul divine
Under every grief & pine
Runs a joy with silken twine "
- William Blake, Augeries of Innocence
It's hard to emphasise how much I fucking love those lines.
Not exactly a quote but I always loved this excerpt
Obscure, but awesome. Stuck with me.
Sergeant Horvath: That's quite a view.
[Miller takes swig of his water can and looks ahead]
Captain Miller: Yes it is. Quite a view.
[a view of the seashore is shown scattered with dead and mutilated bodies of soldiers]
-Saving Private Ryan
"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong."
"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
-Bum from team america world police
Well, it is a Rockwell painting of Russell. Idunno if you're trolling or what (seems like a shitty time to be trolling), but if you think about it, old people just being to look more alike as they get older, haha.
"Jesus was a carpenter. Yeezy laid beats."
Nothing can happen to any human being outside the experience which is natural to humans an ox too experiences nothing foreign to the nature of oxen, a vine nothing foreign to the nature of vines, a stone nothing outside the property of stone.so if each thing experiences what is usual and natural for it, why should you complain? universal nature has bought you nothing you can't endure..... Marcus Aurelius 2000 years ago.
That's really ahead of it's time. Wittgenstein had similar thoughts in the early 20th century. "If a lion could speak, we could not understand him."